29 Muslim Terrorists Accidentally Blow Themselves Up


March was a month packed with Muslims accidentally blowing themselves up, but it looks like April will have an even higher unintentional suicide rate.

At least 29 rebels died in a blast Sunday in the central Syrian city of Homs as they primed a car bomb for an attack, a monitoring group said.

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights monitoring group said at least 29 people were killed, most or all of them believed to be rebels, in the besieged Old City of Homs when a car bomb exploded.

State news agency SANA also reported the blast, saying a car had exploded while being loaded with explosives.

The car bomb would probably have killed less people offensively, than it did its own team. Muslims have been having a lot of bad luck with car bombs back in March.

Three Al Qaeda operatives accidentally blew themselves up while outfitting a car with explosives. A member of a Sinai based jihadist movement who led a deadly attack in Israel in 2011 died last week when a car accident he was involved in exploded a bomb that he was carrying.

An intending car bomber in Somalia, thought to be part of the al-Qaida-linked al-Shabab jihadist organization, accidentally detonated his explosives prematurely.

They haven’t had any better luck with houses.

Four Palestinians were killed on Tuesday in a house explosion in the northern Gaza Strip town of Beit Hanoun.

Aalim Deen Mehsud, a local commander of the outlawed Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) in the North Waziristan tribal area, was trying to remove explosive material from a mortar shell, triggering the blast, a security official said.

“He was trying to cut the shell with a hand saw and take out the explosives when the explosion occurred, killing himself, four women and a child of his family,” the official told AFP.

Or mosques.

At least seven militants were killed while making improvised explosive devices (IEDs) in eastern Ghazni province of Afghanistan.

Interior ministry condemned the anti-government militant groups for using religious places for conducting terrorist activities and said such activities show that the militant groups are acting against the principles of Islam.

Even bomb training has gotten dangerous.

The Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades division of Hamas mourned the untimely death in Rafah (Gaza) of one of its “field commanders”, Ibrahim al-Ghoul, and injuries to nine others as a result of a mishap during a training session on building bombs.

Maybe it’s a sign from above. Stop playing with explosives.

  • A Z

    We should have a reality TV or games show here in the U.S.

    Participants will be given access to the online magazine “Inspire”. They will be given off the shelf materials of variable quality. their team leader will be someone whose qualification is that the speak and read Arabic & have memorized the Qu’ran.

    Winners …errrr survivors will be given a one way ticket to Turkey or Jordan where they can sneak across the border and join their brethren.

    It would be cheaper than prosecuting them or monitoring them. It is a win/win.

    • Daniel Greenfield

      If the CIA were smart, it would publish its own Inspire except with bomb recipes as bad as the ones in the Anarchist’s Cookbook

      • truebearing

        Maybe it should include coupons for “Virgin Insurance.” One can’t be too careful when jihading. No one likes a screw up and eternity is a long stretch when you have no virgins.

        • CaoMoo

          why not just steal someone elses?

        • John E Coleman

          There are an untold number of Virgin Sheep !
          Thats why most of them are Sheep herders
          {To Herd} the Muslim verb’s that describe Foreplay !!

          when they shear a sheep, the first thing that gets shaved is right below HER a$$ hole

          Ever hear of a Hog Farming Muslim ??
          rather than Cake , let them eat Chetlings – Raw !!

          • Wahyuan Situmorang


          • John Coleman

            Damn !! are these still around ??

            You may have been out of town ???????

          • John Coleman

            Dear Wahy ,

            What is BRODA ????


      Love it!

  • The_Questman

    Yeah, that Terrorist School Practical Test is a real Bitch huh?

    • The March Hare

      That’s probably in the “Applied Bombing” class. I hope more Terrorist School students sign up for that one.

      • pfbonney

        But the new instructor will have less experience!!! (Yuk! Yuk!)

  • Deborah Mitaros

    no 72 virgins for them ha ha ha ha


      Their Precious Mullahs bought up all of the Virgins & all the goats in Paradise are patiently awaiting . These Blown up IslamoNazis are SOL. Hahahahahahaha!

    • Davros11

      Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha.. no virgins for them! In a way I think they are too stupid to know what to do with 72 virgins. It’s not like herding sheep, as we know how good they are at that! ;)

      • John E Coleman

        That isn’t all these Scum bags do with Sheep

  • DogmaelJones1

    Not only is it incompetence and carelessness, but all that Muslim inbreeding from marrying first and second cousins must be catching up and slowing down the brain synapses in these clowns, or making them change course. So much the better for us.

    • Drakken

      SSSHHHHHHHH don’t let them in on the little secret, they are doing a fine job all by themselves.

  • johnnydelgado

    Nice, I hope they keep it up. 29 less.

    • truebearing

      We have 29…that’s 29…do I hear 30?

  • wileyvet

    Oh, yeah! Twenty nine terrorists packed into one car like one of those clown cars at the circus. They could always try shooting themselves out of cannons next. Ha Ha.

    • sammid

      LOL that’s the best laugh I’ve had for ages!!!


    “29 Muslim Terrorists Accidentally Blow Themselves Up”

    Tally Ho!

    • BS77

      When I read the news I went BOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO
      freakin morons….. all they know how to do is destroy.

  • truebearing

    I always suspected Wile E. Coyote of belonging to some evil cult…

    • Moosetafa

      More victims of the questionable quality control program at ACME…

    • The March Hare

      He should be in charge of equipment procurement.

      • truebearing

        And instructions.

  • Ellsworth Toohey

    This is Daily Light Saving Time fault ! These poor terrorists screwed up their time bombs !!! True but that happened already !

  • Infidel

    Great stuff – ought to be congratulated. They’re doing a fine job of ridding the planet of this Mooslime scum. I’m happy!

  • Infidel

    Thanks for the article, Daniel. Would love to read your book.

  • nativam

    LOL :-D Sorry, I can’t keep from laughing.

  • kilfincelt


  • David king

    The good news keeps coming. pity it wasnt 29 million that would thin them out nicely.!!

  • The March Hare

    The Weather Underground learned their lesson in only one explosion and switched to other means.

  • Davros11

    I love reading these! I wish everyday I could go online and read about homicide bombers blowing themselves and loved ones up, especially the women and children. Only means less terrorists to kill later! Keep it up and hope that we could reach a million!

  • Veracious_one

    Allah knows best….

  • Demetrius Minneapolis

    How many jihadis can you fit into a Ford Focus? Two in the front, three in the back, and twenty-nine in the ashtray.

    • Wolfthatknowsall

      How many jihadis can dance on the head of a pin? …

      • III J

        Or on the detonator of a bomb?

  • Seek

    April, it is said, is the cruelest month. It looks like we’ll have to make an exception this time around.

    • Daniel Greenfield

      Let’s see what June brings

  • MukeNecca

    29 April fools – all moslem!
    Allah – the supreme prankster.

  • ObamaYoMoma

    You are still conflating what are really jihadists fighting in the cause of Allah to ultimately make Islam supreme as somehow being terrorists, at the same time you also always ignore the many non-violent stealth and deceptive forms of jihad, which, by the way, manifests today astronomically far more prevalently relative to the violent varieties of jihad in which you always misrepresent as being terrorism, and which is inevitably misinterpreted by the masses as being for any number of causes other than in the cause of Allah to make Islam supreme.

    And we wonder why so many people remain oblivious with respect to Islam and blame American capitalist imperialism or American interventionist foreign policies as somehow being the cause for the 9/11 violent jihad attacks. Yeah right, misrepresenting people fighting in the cause of Allah to ultimately make Islam supreme as somehow being just terrorists is really working out very well indeed to make people understand the threats that are emanating from Islam.

    • John E Coleman

      I bet you could Sum up what your astronomically long description of these ScumBags in a few words ! although I am Impressed !???

      Allah eats Hog S–T

    • Daniel Greenfield

      “, at the same time you also always ignore the many non-violent stealth and deceptive forms of jihad,”

      Lying troll is still a lying troll

      • ObamaYoMoma

        You need to read your own articles buddy. Heck, on several occasions you’ve even mislabeled Muslims waging non-violent stealth and deceptive jihad as being terrorists, even though they obviously weren’t violent. Indeed, you are obsessed with the word terrorists.

    • Wolfthatknowsall

      We know everything we need to know about jihadists. The more of them that die, the better off the world is …

    • John Coleman

      What the Hell was all that about ???

  • bruce lorraine

    I’m sure obama is really depressed about this, maybe he can cut them a check.
    1400 years of inbreeding might just be a factor.

  • bigfred41

    Abdullah Mohammed Shabooba’s last words: “Hey, what’s this big red button next to the steering wheel for?”

  • CowboyUp Mayer

    premature detonation just like a diaper head ! !

  • stevethird

    Thank you God!

  • Harvey Henkelmann

    Kill ‘em all, that’s what I say

    Every last one of them should be blown to smithereens

  • kaz

    sometimes justice happens

  • bob smith

    if only they could read…anyway, keep up the self annihilation, much appreciated.

  • Wolfthatknowsall

    Breaks my heart …


  • Domobrac

    New Muslim Brotherhood Acronym: NATNT (Need another twenty nine terrorists)

  • UCSPanther

    I’ll bet someone angered a Jinn, and now their attempts at blowing stuff up is cursed.

  • Im_Rick_James


  • Ndahi

    29? more, more, more, more and they will all finish. Evil doers who specializes in destruction of lives and properties. Wicked people

  • Hard Little Machine

    It’s raining men

    • III J

      love it!

  • toxicz

    This sounds like it was organized by the Obama administration…

  • carpe diem 36

    could not happen to a more deserving people.

  • Jim Clarke

    That’s going to play hell with their worker’s comensation insurance premiums.

  • Michelle

    It’s Allah will )))) good reddens !!

  • pfbonney

    In addition to Jihad Watch, a “Terrorists’ Bloopers” column would be nice. Or a “Darwin Awards: Terrorist Edition” column.

  • III J

    Actually, I would encourage them to continue playing with explosives! Maybe they will wipe themselves out. And wouldn’t this make a great animated cartoon feature?

  • dan___esquire@hotmail.com

    Hahahahah. Ahh Darwinism:)