9 Out of 10 Saudi Men Say Eyeshadow on Women Causes Sexual Assaults


Why are Saudi men attacking women? According to 9 out out of 10 Saudi men, it’s all about the eyeshadow. It has to be the eyeshadow since there’s not much else you can see of a traditional Saudi woman’s face.

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“The flash memory of mobile phones taken from teenagers showed 69.7% of 1,470 files saved in them were pornographic and 8.6% were related to violence,” said report author Professor Abdullah al-Rasheed.

Whew. I would have thought it would be the other way around.

Saudi Arabia was the only country to generate more searches than Pornistan for an animal, coming in at position 1 for ‘fox sex’. They also finished second or third for a good number of the abovementioned animal terms.

Probably the foxes were wearing too much makeup.

Far be it from me to criticize Islamic culture, but maybe this situation can be resolved by building a giant fence around Saudi Arabia and not letting any Saudi men leave. The Saudi women and the foxes will however be provided with sanctuary in a saner place. Like maybe Somalia.

A survey conducted by the King Abdul Aziz Centre for National Dialogue in Saudi Arabia shows that Saudi men blame women for the rising rate of molestation in the Gulf. The poll surveyed 992 men and women.

Ironically, in a country where women are required to wear full-face and body coverings in public, over 86% of men said that excessive makeup was the main cause of the increase in public molestation of women.

Saudi Arabia has no specific anti-molestations laws or penalties in place to combat indecent assault, a factor which was cited by 80% of the poll’s respondents as reason for the increasing phenomenon of molestation of women.

Fortunately Saudi Arabia does have penalties for women who drive and wear too much eyeshadow.

  • mackykam

    Styles do change, even among the mullahs. Today it’s all about the eye shadow. The lure of a mustache and chin hair no longer cuts it.
    But, humpbacks on Saudi women are still a big draw. Too reminiscent
    of smoking a camel, if you get my meaning.

  • truebearing

    “Probably the foxes were wearing too much makeup.”
    Maybe Saudi men are attracted to redheads. Those Pakastanis aren’t too particular, are they? The lowly dung beetle probably has more than its share of molestors.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    Blame-shifting is a way of life for some.

    Now how about that colonialism?

  • UCSPanther

    Those men should be embarrassed by this. If a women making herself up causes them to turn into slavering rapists, they have some serious problems to address in their own minds.

    • Lokie

      Panther; Yes all Muslims have a serious problem. It’s Islam.

    • conan_drum

      A scientific study needs to be done on the sexual repression in Islam. Along with its fundamental mysoginy it is the root cause of all the frustration of Muslim youth (of both sexes) and with the sexual excess promised in ‘paradise’ leads to suicide bombing.and martyrdom
      They say we objectivise women in the West but we do not have this sort of sleazy attitude to females in public. Of course if the men cannot control themsleves it is always the woman’s fault for tempting them. They are just mentally a lot of adolescent boys. with permanent erections.

    • Barko_Polo

      Agreed… if they have so “little control”–they wouldn’t be “much good” to a female as a “partner” anyway—except maybe to TIME–your 2-minute egg by !!

  • Lohit

    “Probably the foxes were wearing too much makeup.”
    Man you made my day!

  • Ben Qurayzah

    A wee gift for all the fuzzy wuzzy weirdos…


  • Sazra Dee

    now we know what the fox really says — “stop molestering me !! “

  • Veracious_one

    If the woman is molested and tries to bring charges she is likely to be charged with adultery for admitting having illicit sex…..

    • Catherine Bird

      Yep! A female victim of rape needs 4 men to come forward, as witnesses, to say she was raped and did not commit adultery. That’s rare, even in America! Worse, in Saudi, women convicted of adultery are sentenced to death by Tower. There are hundreds of 7-story towers dotted throughout Saudi Arabia just for this purpose. The convicted woman is required to climb the steps all the way to the top, then throw herself off the tower. If she does not die in her first attempt, she must repeat the process until she is dead. When she can no longer climb the stairs, she is DRAGGED up them and thrown off.

      All because she was violated by a rapist–or worse, by a gang.

      By the way, women of Islam have been raped/molested long before they ever wore makeup! So, the eye-shadow excuse is CRAP!

  • quasimoto63

    In that garbage culture, 9 out of 10 men will bone an underage boy and it’s all perfectly legal and culturally acceptable. Eyeshadow has nothing to do with it, it’s a society of creatures that would have to work their way UP for me to consider calling them “animals”

  • Norman Hatfield

    That’s why they never say, ‘Putting lipstick on a pig’!

  • Eyeshaveit

    9 out of 10 Saudi Arabian men are clinically mentally deranged

    • Ziva David

      More like 10 of 10.

    • Berceuse

      Yeah, they are sadly mistaken. I’ve encountered at least a dozen women with eye shadow today, and not one of them has sexually molested me. Damn it.

  • Nelson Stanley

    They’ll screw ANYTHING with eyes !! They go wild when you put eye shadow on a goat !!

  • Slim Star

    My friend is a Saudi woman and this article is so untrue. Don’t believe the hype!

  • Elliott

    “Slim Star” says “My friend is a Saudi woman ..”.

    That’s it SlimStar? You have ONE friend and that friend is a Saudi Woman.
    That fact is nowhere near sufficient to beat the details in the article.
    So, I’m going with the data in the article. Also, tell your friend not to wear eye-shadow!

  • Habbgun

    I hear Saudi men sing love songs to Alice Cooper.

  • conan_drum

    These loons tried to get a law into the constitution banning women from swimming in the sea. Why? because in Arabic the sea is masculine so they would be committing adultery!
    Islam is a religion that leads to insanity.

  • John in brum

    Those women are provoking this violence and sexual assault on themselves by having eyes. They should have them surgically removed to protect themselves as that is more likely to succeed than educating an animal that rape is wrong.

  • Cliff Wilson

    Sources would be great Daniel.

  • Haemmet

    Because the fucking animals cant controll their sexual lust, the women have to dress up like tents

  • سالم

    Why do the Americans like spreading the lies,
    and enter their noses in other people’s lives