Al-Ghoul Blown Up While Training Terrorists to Make Bombs


Things were going well for Ibrahim Mohammed al-Ghoul. Despite his ghoulish name, or because of it, his Hamas bosses stated that he was “on a long bright path of Jihad”.

But then al-Ghoul cut the red wire when he should have cut the green write or the other way around and he reached the end of the path at Jihad clearing and blew himself up while wounding nine aspiring terrorists.

Most of those wounded reportedly had serious injuries and if any of them can be classified as infidels due to dog ownership or insufficient beard length, al-Ghoul might still get his virgins.

According to Hamas, it has “has its best men to be in the playground of death”. So it’s safe to say that al-Ghoul rocked back and forth in the swing of murder, played a bit in the homicide sandbox and then went straight down the slide of death.

A field commander for Hamas’ military wing was killed Saturday and nine others were injured during a training session on building bombs, Israeli and Palestinian media reported.

The military wing of Hamas, the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades, released a statement saying its operative was killed in an accidental “internal explosion” in Gaza.

The explosion took place in the Hashashin neighborhood of Rafah which is an ironic place for a Muslim terrorist to die.

  • bigjulie

    Reminds me of a video I saw last year in which some Islamists were launching mortar rounds. Before dropping the round down the tube they would all say “Allahu Akbar”. This went on for 3 rounds, On the fourth, the whole mortar exploded in a cloud of smoke and all of them were immediately transported to the Virgin Dispensary window in Islamist Heaven. But, I suppose the survivors at least took home a great lesson in safety. “YOU CAN’T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH EXPLOSIVES!”

    • Smoking Hamster

      Here it is… Too bad it is a parody.

    • Drakken

      I would lay good money and bet it was a booby trapped mortar round, we do it with simple AK rounds by substituting the powder and replacing it with c-4 and putting it in a AK mag and leave it for haji to find and use. It is extremely effective.

  • truebearing

    That’s a shame.

    His future, as predicted, did get much, much brighter…for a second or two. Now he’ll have to make the case that he deserves 72 virgins after bungling the training and nearly killing 9 other morons. I’m guessing he won’t get 72 virgins. They’ll be old, with screechy voices, bad breath, and slightly used.

  • Gee

    Now he is a good terrorist

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  • truebearing

    As predicted, his future did get brighter…for a second or two. That’s a shame.

  • T800

    it could not have been a very good bomb if it only wounded the other 9 students,who presumably were close by watching their instructor work. Perhaps just the blasting cap detonator exploded,no primary charge was present yet.
    also,it’s not smart to hook up the batteries with a live detonator,before testing the circuit with a dummy detonator or light bulb. even just the detonator alone is like a grenade blast.

  • iluvisrael

    he went out with a bang! couldn’t have happened to a nicer turd

  • Gee

    Get he doesn’t have enough guts to do it again