Allah Caught With 20 Pounds of Marijuana

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“In his devotion to bhang, with reverence, not with the worship, which is due to Allah alone, the North Indian Mussulman joins hymning to the praise of bhang. To the follower of the later religion of Islam the holy spirit in bhang is not the spirit of the Almighty, it is the spirit of the great prophet Khizr.”

J.M. Campbell
Indian Hemp Drugs Commission Report, 1893-1894

Bhang is better known as Cannabis. And in an alignment between the War on Terror and the War on Drugs, it turns out that Allah is surprisingly fond of it. (via Religion of Peace)

A driver who was stopped by sheriff’s deputies in Byron for driving with expired registration tags was arrested after he was found to be carrying several large bags of marijuana, according to authorities.

A post on the San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page said the driver, identified as 37-year-old Antioch resident Almighty Allah, was also driving with a suspended license and had a no-bail warrant for his arrest out of Contra Costa County.

The post said inside Allah’s black BMW were 20 large bags of processed and packaged marijuana weighing a total of about 20 pounds.

Allah was arrested for possession and transportation of marijuana as well as cited for driving with a suspended license and expired registration.

Sounds like Islamophobia to me. A number of Allahs have been arrested over the years. Since Antioch is mentioned, it’s probably Almighty Rasun Allah.

Allah was not only charged with having a lot of pot in his car, but violating his Work Release Program which suggests that the Muslim deity has been in jail before.

An earlier story suggests that Allah really likes green for a reason.

Looking for Rodriguez, Lone Star Task Force Deputies turned up two men identified as  Richardson, of San Antonio and Almighty Rasun Allah, of California in a San Antonio residence. A warrant on the residence was executed turning up 12 pounds of hydroponic marijuana.

Proof that Islam is really taking hold in America. They came looking for Rodriguez and found Allah.

The Islamic deity also appears to go by other names including

GRANGER, PAUL
GRANGER, PAUL ANTHONY
GRANGER, SHAWN
JOHNSON, PAUL
WILLIAMS, RONALD JR

I don’t know what this means exactly. I will leave that up to an Islamic scholar to understand why Allah uses so many aliases.

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However over in New Jersey there’s also Almighty Divine Sun God Allah who has a penchant for burglary. If you’re a Muslim looking for answers to the big theological questions, he has a prison pen-pal profile.

“I come in the supreme attribute Awareness of Almighty-Divine Sun-God Allah. And I greet you with the highest universal language of supreme mathematics.”

No pot involved here, I’m sure.

  • Ban Liberals

    But… but… but… it’s just a FEW bad ones…

  • Wolfthatknowsall

    There’s an old story about a psychiatrist making his rounds in the mental hospital. He walks into a ward, and speaks to the first patient.

    The man says, “How dare you address me with disrespect? I am Julius Caesar.”

    The Dr. replies, “Who told you that you are Julius Caesar?”

    The answer, “God told me.”

    The doctor moves to the next bed, and the occupant shouts at him, saying, “Merde! I am Napoleon Bonaparte!”

    The Dr. replies, “Who told you that you are Napoleon?”

    The answer, “God told me.”

    The doctor now starts to get worried about the occupants of the ward. In the next two beds, he encounters “Abraham Lincoln”, and “Winston Churchill”, and both tell him that God told them their true identity.

    At the last bed, the doctor says, “And I suppose that you’re Franklin Roosevelt?”

    The man, incensed, says, “NO!”

    “Then who are you?”

    The patient replies, “I am God!”

    I suspect that “supreme attribute Awareness of Almighty-Divine Sun-God Allah” fits into the latter category …

    • Daniel Greenfield

      but he does have supreme solar powered Common Core math on his side

  • liz

    Hey not a bad idea! Start a new Rastafarian/Muslim religion and solve the terrorist problem with that enlightened lack of motivation to do diddly squat.

  • Bamaguje

    “I will leave that up to an Islamic scholar to understand why Allah uses so many aliases” – Daniel Greenfield.

    Indeed according to Islam, Allah has 99 names.

    • Daniel Greenfield

      That’s one long rap sheet

      • CaoMoo

        Allah has the longest rapsheet he is merciful and wise :)

        sounds about right

        • Daniel Greenfield

          Many have rap sheets, but Allah is the greatest rapper

  • john spielman

    send to Mecca and let the muslims decide if indeed he is almighty Allah

    • CaoMoo

      Well he’s black so the Meccans wont like him.

  • Douglas J. Bender

    “Allahu at-Bar!!”

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    allah smoked AKBAR weed.

  • CaoMoo

    However over in New Jersey there’s also Almighty Divine Sun God Allah

    Doesnt the fool realize Allah is a moon god. Oh the sweet blasphemy. Better watch out.

    • Daniel Greenfield

      It’s Allah’s brother, the sun-god

      • CaoMoo

        Ah the other brother from a different mother twice removed on daddy’s side. Gotcha

    • oneteedoffpatriot

      You can’t blame him for not knowing that allah is a moon-god. Fewer and fewer students are learning the details because the classrooms and experienced teachers keep blowing themselves up.

      • CaoMoo

        they have to keep the kids interest somehow =. Who doesn’t like explosions? Ofcourse implementing the lesson plan after if alot easier as everyone gets 72 private tutors. I just solved over crowded classrooms!

  • oneteedoffpatriot

    Bad Allah, bad, bad Allah!

  • Immortal Illumined

    the greatest plant in the universe is almost free, LET FREEDOM RING! 13

    1000s of my friends and family have grown 30-99 plants for 20 years, thanks for keeping prices high and NORCAL wealthy,#1 cali crop =$15 billion untaxed

    “any doctor against marijuana is a doctor of death” – cali secret 420

    from 0 states to half the country, from low 20% approval to almost 70%, cali runs this planet by 2 decades, time to tie marijuana to the 2014, 2016 elections, out with the old, in with the new

    20 years behind us southern states, sad and scary….nobody denies freedoms like the south, nobody…the top ten incarcerators on the planet are southern states…even if marijuana reforms did pass the republiCANTS in charge would deny you all your freedoms, centuries of practice…no matter though, we never planned on getting your backwards brethren from day one, half the country already but not one southern state, lol…not 1….the new generations are taking over in the south and they are nothing like their freedom denying parents, let’s ride…

    Deaths by Alcohol and Tobacco: Millions
    Deaths by Prescription Drugs: Quadrupled in last decade
    Deaths by Guns: Millions
    Deaths by the food we are fed: Millions
    Deaths by Marijuana: 0, ever…they are killing my American family while denying freedom

    love and freedom forever

    AMERICA’S WAR ON DRUGS IS A WAR ON AMERICANS! 33