Biden: “I Predict We’re Gonna Keep the Senate.”

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You heard it here folks. Joe Biden has spoken. The Senate is safe. For Republicans.

Vice President Joe Biden isn’t buying the growing consensus heading into Election Day that Republicans are poised to take control of the Senate.

“I don’t agree with the oddsmakers,” Biden said in an exclusive interview with CNN Chief Political Analyst Gloria Borger. “I predict we’re gonna … keep the Senate.”

And you don’t want to bet against the only Senate Dem to actually lose money despite being ridiculously corrupt.

 In the more immediate future, Biden said he didn’t see the White House changing how it does business if the GOP wins the Senate majority.

“We have to be more direct and clear about exactly what it is we’re looking to do,” he said. “And look, we’re — we’re ready to compromise.” he said.

To recap…

1. The Dems will hold the Senate

2. Biden is ready to compromise

3. By compromise, Biden means the same unilateral illegal executive actions as before.

Though Biden wouldn’t say whether he would run for president, he made clear that he wouldn’t base the decision on Clinton’s plans.

“That’s not the reason not to run or to run,” he told Borger. “The question is … am I convinced I am best positioned of anyone else to lead the country the next four years?”

Does anyone besides Biden believe that he can lead the country anywhere… except to the circus?

  • Yehuda Levi

    That trooper in the picture doesn’t appear to like Biden having his hand on his leg… and I don’t blame him.

    Running a circus seems to be a good post-VP career path for Biden. He has had plenty of practice being and working with clowns.

    • truebearing

      By the looks of that photo, maybe he has plans to run a gay bath house.

  • Scar

    “The question is…am I convinced I am best positioned of anyone else to lead the country the next four years?” Sorry, Joe, but the presidential election isn’t until 2016. It’s the mid-terms that will take place tomorrow. I think Joe forgot to take his meds.

  • http://ruleofreason.blogspot.com/ Edward Cline

    Biden can lead everyone to the best circus around? Or to the best hair-plug salon in town. I think those hair-plugs must have affected his gray matter. He should instead sue the salon that implanted them and then claim disability, you know, the disability called “IQ Reduction Syndrome.”

  • MrUniteUs1

    Predictions. How many Senate seats if any will the Republicans pick up?

    • UCSPanther

      Arrogance will bring you down.

      • MukeNecca

        “Down”?
        Can he get any lower?

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      You first.

  • MukeNecca

    I have been told that the guy on the right is the chief of the Boston police Dept. while the identity of the fellow massaging his thigh is Biden the Ninny

    Biden seems to be thinking: “I pawed many thighs, but there is something exceptional about these…”
    While the chief who looks absolutely unamused seems to mumble under his breath: “remove that f…ing arm, fa**ot, or i will rip it off and flog you with it.”

    Anyone willing to present another interpretation of the scene?

    • truebearing

      The curled lip and the rolled up paper, that he wishes was a nightstick, says it all.

      As usual, Biden was utterly oblivious to the possible consequences.

      • MukeNecca

        LOL and LOL again!

      • MukeNecca

        For some reason my innocent interpretation of the photo involving Biden’s hand and Chief Police’s thigh has been deleted. What a pity. It was fun.

  • truebearing

    Yeah, the “Sage of Delaware” really showed everyone how lucky they are that Palin wasn’t next in line for the presidency.

    I’m not convinced he could find a circus, but he’d be the perfect partner for Hillary to help chase gophers around a parking lot.

    • Larry Larkin

      He was selected as Veep so that nobody would shoot the empty suit. Not even the craziest leftard nutter would want Biden in the big house.

  • fmobler

    I like Joe. He reminds me of my uncle Fred. He could be counted on to keep the squirrel feeders full of seeds. And if you wanted a pie or something for dinner, he’d be glad to pick one up on the way over. One time, he made a tree swing in the back yard for us. My parents took it down the next day cause it didn’t look so safe. I miss Uncle Fred.

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    If Biden wasn’t the VP, the trooper would have slugged him.

  • Elizabeth capecod

    And I predict that Joe will go down in history as a bumbling fool.

  • Mongo66

    I hate to say it, but I fear he might be right. Never underestimate the Demobrat propensity to cheat.

  • Jack Schitt

    obama will do what ever it takes to make that happen, voter fraud is the name of his game.

  • AnneM040359

    Bad news VP Biden, the Senate will flip to the GOP.