Biden Only Misstates Number of Wounded Troops by 47,000

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Joe Biden is a Patriot. He watches all their games on television. He really cares about all of America’s fighting men and women. Especially the ones high on cocaine sired by him. The first thing he does every morning, before putting on his face, is get an exact count of them all.

Because that’s just how much he cares. Or his speechwriter does. but then the teleprompter missed a number and it all went to hell.

Vice President Joe Biden misstated the number of troops wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan by 47,000 at a Veterans Day event today at Arlington National Cemetary.

“Every day for the last six years, I ask my staff early in the morning to contact the Department of Defense to get a detailed report of the number of troops deployed, the number wounded, and the number killed. Not a general number; the exact number every day,” said the vice president. “Because for every one of those warriors there’s an entire family, extended family, back in America that has bled or is bleeding.”

Biden continued, “As of this morning, U.S. troops died in Iraq and Afghanistan: 6,703; troops wounded in Iraq or Afghanistan: 5,168.”

In fact, 52,168 troops have been wounded in these wars.

Maybe he just stole Neil Kinnock’s notes and meant British wounded? It’s happened with Joe before.

  • Scar

    No, no, no, Mr. Greenfield, Joe Biden’s numbers are correct. He’d stake his 42-year reputation on it!

    • Bibliophilist

      Take that ‘stake’ and drive it into his heart. It’s the only way to destroy his kind, right?

      • Scar

        I’ll hold it steady and you drive it home…just don’t hit my fingers, please!

      • putthehammerdown

        You’d have to give this ninny a series of enemas to ‘ace’ his sorry a$$.
        The problem is where to put all the excrement that would emerge, while he’s taking his sweet-time expiring.

  • http://ruleofreason.blogspot.com/ Edward Cline

    I wonder if Biden could say off the top of his head how many hair plugs are stapled to his scalp (pun intended). Was he more intelligent when he was balding?

  • tagalog

    I bet that number was seared, SEARED into his brain, sort of like John Kerry’s Christmas Eve on the Cambodian Border experience.

    • Bryan Schmick

      Or Hillary’s sniper fire in Bosnia.

  • Biff Henderson

    DG, I beg to differ. He’s on America’s Dream Team, the -

  • ebonystone

    The trooper doesn’t seem to care for Joe’s hand caressing his thigh.

  • Sgt. Seth

    You can’t make this stuff up.