Biden: We Need Illegal Alien Amnesty so South America Will Respect Us

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If we want South America to respect us, we shouldn’t let Joe Biden travel there. But the good news is that appeasement is no longer just for Iran or Russia anymore.

Vice President Joe Biden argued overhauling the nation’s immigration laws will not only bolster the U.S. economy but help win “respect” from other countries in the Western Hemisphere.

“When we pass this you’re going to see a different perspective,” Biden said. “Respect is a two-way street and this issue is central to our foreign policy.”

Illegal alien amnesty will not only save our economy and create jobs, it will save our foreign policy. The moment we legalize illegal aliens, Maduro will stop beating protesters in Venezuela, Morales will stop throwing tantrums in Bolivia and Kirchner will stop trying to start a new war with the UK.

Also illegal alien amnesty will make the air smell fresher, make cars go faster and cure all known forms of disease.

Oddly these same countries that will only respect us once we legalize 12 million illegal aliens, have strict immigration laws. Maybe we need to respect ourselves as much as they respect themselves, for them to respect us.

  • seewithyourowneyes

    I’m not interested in gaining the “respect” of Latin corrupt-o-crats, or the populations that vote them into power. And aren’t we really talking about “buying” rather than “winning” respect?
    The only people whose respect I value are those who live better, more productive lives than my own.

    • DogmaelJones1

      Methinks Joe Biden has a Rodney Dangerfield problem. He “don’t get no
      respect” and so he’s desperate to get it from any quarter he can, even
      at the expense of his own country. Apologies to Dangerfield, who at
      least made a lot of money not getting any respect. His was a genuine
      comedy schick. Biden’s is not.

      • seewithyourowneyes

        The surest route to winning “respect” would be withholding foreign aid once in a while. If you never withhold it, foreign aid becomes a taken-for-granted entitlement.

      • Doobee

        Why are you speaking like a famous, 16th century, English author? And why do you compare Joe Biden to Rodney Dangerfield? Biden is supposed to hold a serious political office and be a serious person, but he hides behind jokes, and he clowns around so much, who can have respect for him when it’s he who has made a joke of himself and of his office? He’s the Vice President of the United States, not a damn court jester!

    • Bryan

      Hate to get all grammar police on you, but the ONE decreed that it’s spelled RSPECT.

    • Doobee

      Actually, the photo here is of Biden and the Mexican President. Since his election and the return to power of the PRI, Mexico has actually been selling off the state owned oil and gas industry which it has owned for most of the last century. I’m not saying the PRI is free from corruption, but they’re least doing the very opposite of what our big government corruptocrats are doing here. In fact, more than a few illegal aliens have returned to Mexico in recent years because of the government’s new policies there.

  • DogmaelJones1

    Yes. Joe Biden is the touchstone of foreign policy wisdom. I mean, didn’t Henry VIII once predict that one day, man would land on the moon, land probes on asteroids, crash probes into comets, send robots to Mars, and invent indoor plumbing? Joe Biden is of that class of genius. Everyone should sit at his feet and lap up his sagacity.

  • jeffaral

    The president is a half-negro whose mother was a whore, the vice is clearly retarded. Amerika knows how to gain respect really…

  • John hedlenssonn

    HOW WILL GRANINTING 11 MILLION ” UNSKILLED ” ILLEGALS BOLSTER THE ECONOMY?///???

    THIS GUY IS FUCKING INSANE

    • jakespoon

      Insane must be the new sanity. Sure a lot of it in power,now a days.

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    joe biden needs to go back to school and learn a bit about economics.
    All he does is flash his new teeth and speak in platitudes which have no connection to reality.

  • Larry Larkin

    Joe Biden, the one valid argument against an impeachment of the obamessiah.

    • jakespoon

      He’s Obama’s bullet proof vest.

  • overbusy

    “EVERY” Politician Both Democrat and Republican “ONLY” say that the Sothern boarder is Broken But No Politician Either Democrat or Republican Will say “WHY” the southern Boarder is Broken ! The Politician Simply Say The Boarder is Broken And “AMERICANS” are suppose to Except that Reason ! “TELL THE AMERICAN VOTERS WHY THE SOUTHERN BOADER IS BROKEN” Is The Southern Boarder broken Because Americans are Not Enforcing the Law ! ” WHY is the SOUTHERN BOOARDER BROKEN” DON’T JUST SAY IT’S BROKEN ! ” WHY” is it BROKEN ( IS IT BECAUSE THE POLITICIANS AND BIG BUSINESS DON’T WANT THE SOUTHERN BORDER ENFORCED)

  • andrewwhitehead

    I was born and raised in the Panama Canal Zone. I was there when Carter surrendered to a tin-horn petty dictator, Torrijos.

    Trust me, not one person, either American or Panamanian saw this “new treaty” as anything other than surrender.

    Latin Americans, like all Americans, do not like cowards and treat them accordingly.

  • jakespoon

    Does Joe even know the definition of rspect? I know his boss can’t even spell it.

  • Doobee

    Joe Biden is lecturing us about respect, is he? I remember when Biden laughed and laughed and laughed throughout the 2012 Vice-Presidential debate. Every time Ryan said something, Biden made it a point to laugh as if Ryan had said something so absurd, the only response one could have was to laugh. And laugh he did. Biden laughed so much I started calling him Chuckles the Clown. So when Biden tells us how to be respectful, I just have to laugh. Who’s laughing now, Chuckles?