CDC had Time to Set Up Site About Zombies, No Time for Ebola Protocols

Do you know what’s really scary?

The Centers for Disease Control devoted far more effort to promoting Global Warming than addressing Ebola. The fun-loving guys and girls at the CDC even found the time to set up a zombie preparedness site.

Rear Admiral Ali S. Khan posted a blog about zombies.

There’s a zombie graphic novel in which the CDC successfully grapples with a zombie epidemic. I’m not sure which is more plausible, zombies or a competent CDC which manages to get a zombie vaccine out in one week. Meanwhile in real life an Ebola vaccine lay on the shelf while the CDC was putting out zombie comic books.

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Does Ali Khan show up in this mess? What do you think?

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It’s like a whole other, better artist drew the Real Admiral. But when you’re the boss, they put in that extra time to draw you right. Don’t they, Khan?

But I’m certainly glad the CDC only managed to belatedly update its Ebola skin contact protocols, but it had the time to focus on vanity projects like this.

The comic turns out to have been a dream. Obviously. A competent CDC is someone’s dream all right. Just not anyone at the CDC.

  • texasmom1943

    In a rational adult world, this nincompoop would be fired!

  • Pete

    Having slogans is good. Having innovative PR campaigns is also good.

    Promoting slogans and PR campaigns to the detriment of the meat and potatoes of an organization is a train wreck.

    Simply put, they CDC misallocated resources.

    Subsequently, partisan political hacks went after the Republicans over the CDC budget. at that point the party and the movement have 2 choices. To roll over and play dead or to tell the truth.

    Boehner wants to roll over. The rest of us do not want to be subjected to the BOHICA treatment.

  • Biff_Maliboo

    Nerds will be our downfall.

    • JB Ziggy Zoggy

      I noticed that too.

  • The March Hare

    And government agencies creating fun videos and plays. Having fun trips to Los Vegas and such. These are just a bunch of children at play. Running the government is just a big game to them.

  • JB Ziggy Zoggy

    Just when I thought the madness couldn’t get worse………good God.