Dem Party Chair: If You Have to Get Ebola Anywhere, Get It in the US

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Liberia sent us Ebola. The least we could do is return the favor by sending them Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

Democrats and the media have been out in force to broadcast the message that Ebola isn’t a threat and that we don’t need a travel ban on countries where Ebola and Democratic voters come from.

Leading the charge is the chairwoman of the Democratic National Committee to explain why you should definitely want to get Ebola in the United States.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz, D-Weston, has expressed confidence in the American health care system to handle cases of the ebola virus that occur in the United States.

“I’m not at all worried, because if there is any place in the entire world that if you have to get a life-threatening illness like ebola, and you want to make sure that it’s not going to spread, it’s the United States of America,” she said.

Or we could just implement a travel ban and skip the Ebola. Of course that would do nothing to protect us from Debbie Wasserman Schultz, but it would be a start.

Debbie also assured everyone that, “we are focused on making sure that protocols are tightened, that we deploy our very advanced and significant health care system”.

ObamaCare to the rescue.

Debbie denied that any travel ban was needed, but urged more protocol tightening, which is apparently code for handing out flyers at airports, and asking them if they have Ebola.

“Going as far as cutting off access to our country and limiting people’s freedom of movement, that’s a drastic stop,” she said.

It sure is. Like the sort of thing you do in response to a very deadly virus.

  • DTM

    I wonder what her daily Prozac dosage is?

    DWS is so unstable, here handlers must on call 24/7

    • brior

      She also needs to double-up on the cosmetics, That is one ugly libtu#d.

      • truebearing

        Cosmetics aren’t enough. The bare minimum is a double coat of primer and three coats of epoxy-based garage floor paint.

  • Gee

    And they wonder why the IDF refuses to send personnel to Liberia

  • Biff Henderson

    Obamacare is the forerunner of Ebolashare.

  • Captain America’s Wife

    My cousin: “She looks crazy.”
    Me: “She is.”

  • Johnnnyboy

    Obama is taking a fabulous risk here. If this does not blow over into a nothing it is going to be a really big deal. If the bodies start piling up there will not be a whole lot of Democrat votes this November.

  • SoCalMike

    Is there a more disgusting loathsome unsightly thing on the face of the earth?
    She uglier than ebola.

    • truebearing

      If we could somehow flash her image at the Ebola virus, I believe we could kill it, or at least get it to flee the victim. We could call it Gorgonicillin.

  • truebearing

    You first, Debbie Dim Wit. You fly to Liberia and wallow in the vomit, then come back to a plastic bubble and see if you survive. Let us know how it turns out.

  • Pete

    “limiting people’s freedom of movement, that’s a drastic stop”

    - Debbie Wasserman Schultz a.k.a JINO

    This exactly what Obama did with Israel.

  • Pete

    Debbie Wasserman Schultz. needs to expand her vocabulary.

    Her word of the day … scratch that … her word of the month is fomite

    We would not want to overtax her brain.

    • truebearing

      “We would not want to overtax her brain.”

      Alas, too late.

  • NotRedYet

    Ovomit wants it here as an excuse to declare martial law.