Hamas’ Homicidal Chicken Dies in Israeli Air Strike


Hamas’s Al Aqsa TV is the sort of thing you expect a serial killer to put on in his basement.

Including its children’s programming. Especially Tomorrow’s Pioneers which features adults dressed as giant cartoon animals telling little kids to kill people.

Its version of Mickey Mouse teaches kids to kill people. Its version of Bugs Bunny teaches kids to kill Jews… and hate the Danes.  And before that there was a giant bumblebee who encouraged little kids to shoot Jews.

The show promoted suicide bombings to young children because when you’re being evil… why stop halfway?

Most of the costumed cartoon characters were killed off… by the Jews. But not before telling the kiddies to avenge their deaths.

Now it happened for real as the show’s chicken, Karkour, died, supposedly in an Israeli air strike.

According to his brother, who wrote an article for Electronic Intifada, Mohammed Alareer, who played a giant chicken, was the 26th member of the family to die in Israeli attacks. That tells us that this is, unsurprisingly, a Hamas clan.

“The death of my brother will come as a shock to the large numbers of children,” his brother wrote.

I doubt it.

Considering how often Al Aqsa kills off its crazy homicidal costumed characters, it would be more surprising to the kiddies if he didn’t get blown up at some point.

I’m sure they’ll just replace him with a giant skunk who will tell the kids to blow themselves up for Hamas. Meanwhile a giant chicken learned a lesson about telling little kids to die for Hamas.

  • Captlee

    And yet….so many American and European people support these filthy savages.

  • DogmaelJones1

    Too funny! Swawker sqelched, ascends to the great Chicken Farm in the Sky! Or was his name “Dumb Cluck”?

  • Valadaresh

    I am an European and I fully support Israel, and I will not buy into the Pallywood crap.


      Which country?

    • Rabbi Burns

      Same here. From UK.

  • DogmaelJones1

    Poor Nahoul! He’s gone to paradise. Now he can do stand-up gigs for Allah.

    • UCSPanther

      I still think the one where Farfour the Mouse gets beaten to death by the “Jew” after talking trash to him was the best one.

    • Lisa Liel

      I like the idea that he’ll be stuck in the chicken suit for all eternity.

  • tickletik

    If only he was wearing the chicken suit when he bought it

    • objectivefactsmatter

      I was hoping for pictures of such an event.

      • Johnny Pallyswine

        I do not like burnt chicken wings

  • liz

    Welcome to bizzarro world.

    • doramin

      Not blown up. Peter Griffin finally beat him to death.

  • truebearing

    I guess the sky really was falling on that chicken. What a shame.


    The chicken got his goose cooked.

  • my truth

    i guess i can’t say i’m sorry…..or even care……but the latter is a lie.

  • UCSPanther

    Pioneers of Tomorrow: Kills off their characters, blames it on the Jews.

    Julius Streicher would have been proud of such pathetic and shameless propaganda…

  • Carlos SpicyWeener

    I just keep thinking about “Peter Griffin vs The Chicken”…

  • dartson

    I wonder, will he get 72 virgin chicks in that Muslim paradise?

    • Grantman

      Those would be eggs, right?

      • dgala

        I’m not sue if right or wrong on this, but isn’t a chicken (hen) virgin if it has never laid an egg. Just sayin’.

  • JR Kipling

    Anyone wanting to see this can check it out on You Tube’s “Worlds Funniest Airstrikes” channel. Don’t confuse the “Exploding Osama and His Love Goat” video with the “Exploding Hamas Chicken” video. Two entirely different items.

  • Gamal

    When’s the barbecue? Is the chicken kosher?

    • Gee

      Of course it is kosher – that is why they serve it at most meals.

  • Gee

    We should oblige anybody wanting to die for Islamofascism. That is their choice and far be it from us to deny their wishes in that regard.

    Oh and I refuse to die with them

  • Abberline

    How appropriate! (Feel good story of the day).

  • dgala

    The really pissy part….our (USA) tax dollars are going over there thru various channels (direct from USA; indirect thru State Dept; and indirect thru the UN). Again, when are our so called “elected” officials going to listen. I’ve written them for over 40 years demanding no more of our tax dollars to UN and for us to leave the UN and kick the whole group out of the USA. Let them go somewhere else and mooch. Dang, we got enough problems without those baasterds.

  • Habbgun

    Does that mean he gets chicken virgins?

    • IslamDownpressesHumanity

      Wouldn’t that mean he was a rooster? That is unless he’s a chicken hawk and not looking forward to females of any type.

      • Habbgun

        Your a chickenhawk….now I say….now I say….You gotta learn your Jihad son. Like my friend Rhode Island Red….now listen to me boy….like you wear your suicide vest just so son. So it don’t go off accidentally boy. You hear me son…and you….UH OH…
        fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency…..

  • Wolfthatknowsall

    The wife asked, “What is wrong with those people?”

    My reply, “They’re insane people who belong to a ‘religion’ started by a lunatic.”

  • Skip V. Patel

    :”We love death as much as the Israelis love life”. Glad to accommodate you and your family . Please send than your donations to the Kiryah in Tel Aviv. We try hard to please.

  • IslamDownpressesHumanity

    LOL. A “giant skunk”. How completely appropriate for the odious stench of the theology being indoctrinated into these little kids.

  • Avraham Hermon

    the Colonel scores another hit!

  • Duv

    Will he get 70 hens in paradise?

  • Bubba

    Did the big chicken yell “the sky is falling, the sky is falling”
    The big skunk idea is good, when he goes to heaven a giant pig would work also.

  • Alleged Comment

    Truly envy makes you silly with insanity!

    They remind me much of Demoncraps and liberals. They are insane with envy of white people and their success and the ability to create it.

  • mbh2mt2d

    chicken and dumplings all around!!!!

  • ruth rosenstock

    oh well. I don’t think al Aqsa TV is going to be doing much broadcasting anytime soon anyway.

    • Sedated Princess

      Why is that?

  • http://writewaypro.net Ariella Brown (PhD)

    No doubt the chicken was listed as another “innocent civilian.”

  • herbcaen

    Chicken is now enjoying his 72 year old virgins

  • ChezHozay

    some days chicken, some days chicken s***…..