Hillary Clinton Now Handing Out Awards Named After Herself

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Hillary Clinton has been getting a whole lot of awards from everyone.

The President of Georgia honored her with the Order of the Golden Fleece. The American Bar Association had already given Hillary its highest honor for “her immense accomplishments as a lawyer”. The National Constitution Center awarded her the Liberty Medal (an honor she shares with such Constitutional scholars as Bono, Hamid Karzai and her husband).

Hillary received the American Patriot Award at the National Defense University Foundation and the Hermandad Award from the Mexican American Leadership Initiative.

Considering that Hillary Clinton is as much of an American patriot as is she is a Mexican-American leader… both awards seem equally deserved.

But Hillary isn’t just a taker, she’s also a giver. And so she’s giving out awards… with typical modesty named after herself.

Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton presented Georgetown’s annual Hillary Rodham Clinton Awards for Advancing Women in Peace and Security.

Confusingly none of the three recipients of the Hillary Rodham Clinton Awards for Advancing Women in Peace and Security were women… but the presence of women would just distract from Hillary Clinton’s accomplishment as the only female leader in human history.

Clinton credited the three award winners for their dedicated efforts in championing women’s rights globally.

And the winners are…

Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Secretary General of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) and British Foreign Secretary William Hague.

NATO is known for nothing if not championing women’s rights globally, but it’s an award named after a woman who was named after a mountain climber who only became famous six years after she was born.

So don’t expect logic from Clintonworld.

Hague responded to his award by delivering a speech praising Hillary’s non-existent accomplishments.

Hillary, you enhanced the standing of US diplomacy in the world. You strengthened the State Department. You created new opportunities for your country, breaking fresh diplomatic ground in Asia and Africa. You are one of the world’s resolute champions of human rights, and in doing all these things and more you placed the United States in a stronger position for the 21st century. You are a remarkable stateswoman and an outstanding American, and I am glad to call you my friend.

I don’t think anyone can disagree with that, between her misspelled Russian reset button, locking up a man for making a video and letting Americans die in Benghazi while blowing money on art collections… Hillary has really made America stronger.

And if you say so, you might just win the Hillary Rodham Clinton Awards for Advancing Women in Peace and Security from…. Hillary Clinton.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    I think the international left wants to launch one of their insiders from POTUS or some elevated position within the EU to head the UN while at the same time shifting sovereignty upwards.

    The idea would be that at some stage they could sort of present this idea to “the world” that it’s a promotion (elevated from the position of POTUS or leading the EU) to be placed in charge of the UN or some other organization that “oversees” the national sovereigns on behalf of the “the world” or the “international community.”

    In other words a global oligarchy that pretends to be democratic but has no real way for the people they claim to represent to actually hold the leaders accountable.

    • truebearing

      Sounds about right. We know they love anything environmentally correct, like recycling, and they’re addicted to power, so what better way to combine them than recycling each other through powerful international posts and keeping control of things? It’s kind of a Marxist musical chairs game…but it isn’t any fun for the rest of us, the expendables.

      Just think of the good time the Clintons would have. Bill would have an endless supply of young women to amuse him. Hillary would have an endless supply of young women to amuse her. What a utopia!

      • Larry Larkin

        I’ve always felt that if the USN was to name a ship the William Jefferson Clinton is shouldn’t be a warship, but a comfort ship – in other words a floating brothel.

  • DogmaelJones1

    “You created new opportunities for your country, breaking fresh diplomatic ground in Asia and Africa.” These must be the graves of American exceptionalsim and power.

  • William Fisher

    If there’s anything left of this country after Obama, vote for Hillary,… she’ll finish it off.

  • darnellecheri

    Hitlarious. I can rest easy tonight knowing that Hitlary, NATO and W. Hague are looking out for us. “Immense accomplishments” as a lawyer? Are those legal or illegal accomplishments?

    • truebearing

      They have to be illegal because she has no discernible achievements otherwise.

  • truebearing

    “You created new opportunities for your country, breaking fresh diplomatic ground in Asia and Africa.”

    Who did she get killed in Asia?

  • VHG1

    What do you have to do, break wind to the 1812 Overture?

  • Edgar Davidson

    The thing I find amazing is not just William Hague’s speech but the fact he actually got the award for “championing women’s rights globally”. Apart from cosying up to every woman-hating Islamic supramacist he can find, the ONLY thing Hague has done globally is criticise (at every opportunity he gets) the one country in the Middle East that treats women as equals.

  • LC

    Why would recipients of an Award for Advancing Women in Peace and Security need to be women…I think you’re misunderstanding the way the word “advancing” is used here…I think you’re misunderstanding a lot of things…

    • Daniel Greenfield

      They don’t need to be, but I find it interesting that she’s honoring male Euro apparatchiks instead

  • Habbgun

    Chelsea Clinton was robbed!!!! Robbed!!!!!

  • USARetired

    The only awards she should be authorized to hand out are ‘BROOMSTICK ONE” awards!

  • shawkes

    Is there an award for Benghazi: Dereliction of Duty? Hillary could award that one to herself, or Barack Obama, who slept through that tragedy too!.

    • laxmom1

      Now, now, Obama didn’t sleep through the Benghazi attack, he was partying at a fundraiser on the west coast…you know, doing the people’s work.

      • shawkes

        The people’s work. Yeh, in Nevada the next morning raising DNC money. All other times, MIA from House Intelligence briefings.

  • wileyvet

    Of course the irony that she should win an award called The Golden Fleece is lost on them. She has been fleecing Americans for more than two decades. And as far as her own award goes what a totally ludicrous title. What the heck does it even mean? How much peace and security did Juanita Broderick, Paula Jones and Kathleen Willey get from the Clinton duo. This is a woman who embraced Suha Arafat, and has the daughter of Muslim Brotherhood operatives as her aide. How much peace and security do women have that are forced into underage marriages, are stoned to death, and have their genitalia mutilated in numerous parts of the world. The only peace and security she is concerned with is her legacy and bank account. Her award is as empty as her curriculum vitae.

  • Francie26

    “The HRC Awards for Advancing Women in Peace and Security,” huh? Well, where was the security of all the women who were left dead in Arkansas when they got in the way of Hillary’s or Bill’s political advancement? And frankly, she has done nothing noteworthy since she left Arkansas. This whole idea behind this fake award is to help keep her in the public view while she still has presidential hopes.

  • Tagdogs

    Where’s the Hillary Clinton Ahole of the year award? Can’t think of any major accomplishment she had as a lawyer other than being a lying, cheating and corrupt lawyer.

  • Mark Kuykendall

    Absurd, that about sums it up.

  • Anukem Jihadi

    Mutual appreciation workshops are great and Hague is such a smoothy it’s no wonder Hillary admires him.

  • Dale

    Had anybody killed lately? No? Boring……

  • Dale

    Advancing women in peace and security? That surely doesn’t apply to her former days huh?

  • jack

    This is a riot. I never laughed so hard in a long time. I have an idea though, I think Hillary should get rid of Bill and start a new life with Carl Rove. That would be even funnier. And they have a lot in common they have extraordinarily inflated egos.

  • Sunshine Kid

    The “Hillary Rodham Clinton Darwin Award” goes to . . . Hillary Rodham Clinton!

    Well, who would have guessed?

  • Larry

    Good god, I think I am going to puke!

  • smogdew

    How easily she dismissed the deaths and great sorrow she has caused; what gall!
    The Clintons are past masters at promoting themselves and beyond disgusting-receiving any award from her would be akin to getting a STD.

    • carpe diem 36

      not only did she dismissed that, she said “what difference does that make”, she is all heart!!!! barf.

  • Carol

    How disgusting! SHE STRENGTHENED THE STATE DEPARTMENT? How? By allowing 4 Americans to die without trying to save them? OH, forgive me, I forgot, “What difference does it make”? Yes Hillary you tell America what difference it makes!
    Out loud and in our faces, these schools are only for democrats………………….remember and learn.

  • wildeagleone

    I have de-wormed my dogs and they have left a cleaner mess then she did in any endeavor she has tackled and especially Benghazi. In fact, to me she is so repugnant I wouldn’t let her into my yard to clean up after my dogs as I’m afraid they may bite her and develop distemper. She should be imprisoned for Benghazi and all the other questionable deeds she has been suspected of

  • The Quadfather

    It’s liberal bizarro world where forward is backward, up is down, bad is good, and foolery is smart. Just reverse everything and you’ll have it right.

  • disqus_lJapfzCIUh

    Gag Time…these pretend people never seem to croak and go away…I wonder if she will be giving the gifts she stole out of the White House…

  • Robert L. Rice

    pLEASE do NOT send me that AWARD,I would be puking everytime I looked at it……….

  • Matt

    What about the VINCE FOSTER AWARD?

  • Matt

    What about the RON BROWN AWARD?

  • Hard Little Machine

    Hague? The Hamas apologist latest in the unbroken line of British FM’s spouting Jew hate? That sort of makes sense.

  • carpe diem 36

    hillary deserve all these awards as much as Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.