IEDs of March – 7 Terrorists Blow Themselves Up in Mosque in IED Accident

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March has been a bad month for Jihadis with dozens of servants of Mohammed blowing themselves to bits after sniffing a little too much glue around the explosives.

As March goes out, so do seven more Jihadis who followed Barry’s dream. Accidentally. (via Religion of Peace)

At least seven militants were killed while making improvised explosive devices (IEDs) in eastern Ghazni province of Afghanistan.

Interior ministry condemned the anti-government militant groups for using religious places for conducting terrorist activities and said such activities show that the militant groups are acting against the principles of Islam.

I can’t think of a more Islamic activity for mosquegoers to be engaged in than plotting to kill people in the name of Islam.

Jihad is what Islam is all about.

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    I hope those dead islamofascist terrorist pigs get their 72 virgins in H E L L.

  • Headed4TheHills

    Achmed?

  • DogmaelJones1

    If this keeps up, the Jihadi-in-Charge is going to have to contrive of some new recruiting posters, or resort to a “draft.” I can see it now, a poster fixed to the wall of mud huts throughout Afghanistan and Pakistan: “Uncle Mo wants YOU for Allah’s Army!”

    • CowboyUp

      In 2008 they were having to use paraplegics, retarded people, and kidnap children to get their family members to ‘volunteer’. The dp ‘fixed’ that.

  • glpage

    Darwin Award material…

    • BS77

      All I can say is BOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO…….

  • Ellsworth Toohey

    Training is not easy in these fields, you are allowed only ONE exercise !

  • mendezjb

    Their mothers said about them as they marched off to make IEDs, “They blow up so fast!”

  • objectivefactsmatter

    Interior ministry condemned the anti-government militant groups for using religious places for conducting terrorist activities and said such activities show that the militant groups are acting against the principles of Islam.

    http://blogs.afp.com/english/public/.wink_m.jpg

  • Libslayer

    The religion of pieces. Bloody little pieces.
    Bwaaahaaaahhahahahaha, Islamic creeps.

    • Davros11

      Awesome! love the Bwaaahaaaahhahahahah part, nothing makes my day better than reading a story of them blowing themselves up! Really makes my day! Oh poor Muhhamed he picked some real winners to launch his little religion of peace… hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha love em’ dead and bloody!

  • bruceapilot

    Terrorists often suffer from premature detonation, leaving their 72 virgins very frustrated.

    • oneteedoffpatriot

      ” It used to be 9 inches, I swear it to allah!!!

  • oneteedoffpatriot

    Oh my gosh, who in the world let those terrorists in there. I mean, to carry all of that stuff in unnoticed is pretty amazing. I surely hope that whichever member had their keys stolen gets them back. Better change that security password.

  • http://libertyandculture.blogspot.com/ Jason P

    The “interior minister” obviously didn’t get the memo, also known as the Koran, that sanctions jihad.

    Of course, he is just saying that “we are jihad, inc.” and the rebels are apostates. The rebels, oddly enough, are saying the same thing. Thus, we have internecine slaughter in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Iran, … I’m getting out of breath … Gaza, Libya, Turkey, Sudan, etc.

  • Davros11

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    I just can not stop laughing! I love reading these stories, even better when he also takes out some of the classmates. Nothing better than a dead terrorist, and nothing better than dead little muslim wannabe’s