ISIS Launches New Push to Put Pants on Goats

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Considering that a lot of ISIS Jihadists are probably more likely to find happiness with a goat, their latest move was obvious.

First ISIS went around obsessively forcing women to cover up. And this is obsessive even by Saudi/Iranian standards.

Raheb, who spoke on condition her last name not be used for security reasons, both saw and experienced endless harassment at the hands of the radicals, who were obsessed with women’s appearance. “The most important thing for them was Sharia,” Raheb said, referring to Islamic law. “Not medicine, not health.”

One day, a fighter, whom she believed to be Chechen, burst into the emergency room where she was filling out a patient’s file, and began shouting in broken Arabic about gloves.

“Gloves, need! Gloves need!” he shouted, sending Raheb into a panic.

“I thought there must have been an emergency and someone needed gloves,” she said. “I tried to hand medical gloves to him, until I realized that he was telling me to cover my own hands.” She didn’t have the required black gloves and so she tucked her hands into the sleeves of her abaya and awkwardly tried to continue filling out the patient’s form.

The guards at the hospital made no exceptions to the dress-code, even in life-or-death situations. One day, a woman, who appeared to be in her 60s, was brought to the hospital suffering from cardiac arrest possibly triggered by one of the many bombings that had rattled the city. As a nurse hurriedly wheeled her down the hallway toward the room where she could be given CPR, the woman’s face was momentarily exposed, drawing the attention of one of the Islamic State guards.

“Cover her face!” he shouted, chasing them down the hall. “Cover her face!” he shouted, chasing them down the hall.

“She’s dying!” the nurse protested.

The fighter, infuriated, grabbed the sheet from the patient’s bed and threw it over the the woman’s face, to the horror of the medical staff who witnessed the scene.

“It was so dangerous,” Raheb said. “She’s in cardiac arrest. She needed oxygen and he covered her face with a sheet.”

Despite attempts to save her life, the woman died.

Then they moved on to goats.

The northern Syrian city of Raqqa is at the centre of an intelligence gathering operation to find Jihadi John.

Dubbed the ‘heart of evil’ by Special Forces, it is effectively capital of the self-proclaimed Islamic State.

Smoking is now forbidden, women must wear the full veil and there have been reports of people being stoned to death.

Even goats have had their genitals covered. It is said that if you are on the streets at prayer time, you risk your life.

The goat pants story appeared earlier in Der Spiegel.

The few hair salons that are still open are required to black out the pictures of women on the packaging for hair dye solutions. Weddings are only permitted to take place without music. And at livestock markets, the hindquarters of goats and sheep must be covered in order to prevent men from viewing their genitalia and having uncomely thoughts.

Finally Islamic morality has been achieved.

  • Pete

    Wherein we come back to our story and learn that everyone (including Bambi) except Muslim males must wear Vorlon encounter suits so as to prevent the hapless Muslim males from being caught In flagrante delicto.

    • Hard Little Machine

      “The avalanche has started, it’s too late for the pebbles to vote” – Naranek

    • Biff Henderson

      One fiction compliments another.

  • MukeNecca

    It is futile to expect feminist organizations to express an outrage condemning the violence inflicted on their biological sisters. The most we may hear from the feminists is that it is only a tiny minority of mohammedans who are goat, or donkey, or camel-f*ckers. Besides, how do we know there is no love involved here?

    • Daniel_Greenfield

      Why assume that the devout followers of Allah and Mohammed (Fleas Be Upon Him) limit themselves to female goats?

      That’s a Heterospeciest assumption.

      • MukeNecca

        “That’s a Heterospeciest assumption.

        Besides two of my friends here you are the third person who has made me aware of it. I’d better do something about that tendency of mine…

      • Biff Henderson

        Let is be said that the prohibition of rearranging feces in livestock opens a gateway to unpardonable sin. Tainted kabobs or cliff sailing slobs? Allah Knows Best.

    • truebearing

      Feminists can’t condemn any form of perversion according to the rationale for their own. The only ones they can condemn are white men who are attracted to women. Normacly is bad. Perversion is good.

  • http://ironburka.blogspot.com/ Mullah Lodabullah

    As long as they sell the goat meat in the next village …

  • WVSlim

    What is wrong with Muslim men? Are they so primitive that they cannot control their “urges”?

    • MukeNecca

      Yes.

    • truebearing

      Islam encourages them to indulge in their sickiest urges. Islam is a religion that fosters perversion and evil of every kind. it is institutionalized depravity.

      • WVSlim

        You’re right, consider the reward for martyrdom, 72 virgins. These guys are blowing themselves and innocent bystanders up so they can get laid. I don’t like to judge other religions but that is sick.

        • Feet2Fire

          Not to mention the height of gullibility and naïveté.

        • truebearing

          It is fair to judge a religion. You judge a religion by what it teaches. Islam teaches perversion, violence, etc. It deserves to be judged right out of existence.

    • laura r

      they seem desperate. the wealthy ones hire call girls, travel to a “free” zone. guess the rest have to get it where ever they can. very weird, off the rails.

      • WVSlim

        I think my dog has more self control.

  • bob e

    poor animals will get 2000 years of inbred genes .. better halal slaughter them

  • Biff Henderson

    Sounds like the Islamic version of the Woody Allen sheep scene.
    I’m so baah, I’m so baah, I’m baah, I’m baah, I’m baah.

  • Pete

    The Islamic State …
    where Jihadis are crazy and the goats are scared!

    • truebearing

      And the dogs, and the sheep, and the cats, and the camels…

    • LexSkeptic

      I pray the goats crap all over these monsters while they are being raped.

  • laura r

    is this a remote part of syria? will “goatpants” be mandatory all over syria & the middeeast? is this trend in any other country? do you know that in victorian times somepeople covered up piano legs as they were kind of a sexy shape. its was because it seemed embarrassing, not because the piano would be assauted.

  • pennant8

    It is said that Muslims have the highest birthrate on the planet. With Muslim attitudes towards women, you really have to wonder how that is possible.

    • objectivefactsmatter

      Lotsa rape.

    • Feet2Fire

      Maybe they fantsize that the woman is really a goat or dancing boy… Sounds like those guys never take a break, which means the women are toting their offspring pretty much ’round the calendar. And in USA, Guess Who is paying for the support of the little Muzzies?

    • LexSkeptic

      They force themselves on the women, not just their wives, but the rape victims. Many will become pregnant. Do you realize how many more muslims will populate the earth? They will work their way into political positions and change the laws to fit shariah law…..and some people think it can’t happen in America. God help us all, look at the mayor of Chicago and the POS POTUS.

  • objectivefactsmatter
    • http://pislamonauseacentral.tumblr.com/ Gary Rumain

      No, it’s not. But it should be.

    • truebearing

      The origins of Islam…a moon worshipping cult.

      “Vulva of the Goddess?
      What is immediately apparent upon seeing the relic is the obvious likeness to the female aspect. The stone and casing resembles nothing so much as a vagina or vulva.

      “This stone is set in large solid silver mountings. The whole resembles, quite deliberately, for reasons which will emerge, ‘the vulva of the goddess’!

      ’A principal sacred object in Pagan Arabian religion was the stone… Such stones were thought to be the residence of a god; hence the term applied to them by the Byzantine Christian writers of the fifth and sixth centuries: ’baetyl’, from bet’el, ’the house of god’.’ [1]

      Camphausen, in his article [3], reveals that the misogynic Muslim religion has its origins in the worship of goddess. Allah is a revamped version of the ancient goddess Al’Lat, and it was her shrine, which has since continued with little change, as the Kaaba. The known history of Mohammed reveals that he was born around 570 CE into a tribe of the Koreishe (Quraysh), who not only worshipped the goddess Q’re, but were the sworn guardians of her shrine. By 622, Mohammed was preaching the ways of his god, Allah, and was driven out by his own tribe as a result.

      Researchers have noted that the Kaaba is accurately aligned on two heavenly phenomena: the cycles of the moon and the rising of Canopus, the brightest star after Sirius.
      http://www.redicecreations.com/article.php?id=17158

      It turns out Al Lat was another name for Lilith. It appears Islam had its origins in polytheism, not the Abrahamicmonotheism.
      “The goddess occurs in early Safaitic graffiti (Safaitic han-’Ilāt “the Goddess”). The Nabataeans ofPetra and the people of Hatra also worshipped her, equating her with the Greek Athena andTyche and the Roman Minerva. She is frequently called “the Great Goddess” in Greek in multi-lingual inscriptions”

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-l%C4%81t

      Another interesting link:
      http://mukto-mona.net/Articles/kasem/bismi_allah2.htm

    • http://ruleofreason.blogspot.com/ Edward Cline

      It’s a Muslim toilet bowl, is it not, converted from a scrapped Edsel?

      • mimi_x5

        SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU!!! LOL!!!

  • http://ruleofreason.blogspot.com/ Edward Cline

    I’m wondering: Will the ewes be required to wear a burka, too? Will the male goats be required to grow a foot-long beard? I mean, if you’re going to demand that goats and sheep have their naughty parts fig-leafed, why not go whole hog? — excuse the reference to pork, couldn’t be helped- or, go the whole nine yards of Sharia? Perhaps ISIS should put on a fashion show for sheep and goats as an educational tool for Sharia. It would be instructive and fewer people would be in violation of Sharia. There’d be fewer beheadings and sessions with the lash. No, wait. Those would happen anyway.

  • copperpeony

    Brought up from cradle to grave in total ignorance of society,

  • BeansNRice

    What a joke. This is their goal?

  • LexSkeptic

    If the goats have to wear “pants” won’t that make it more difficult for the muzzies to rape them? These islamic creatures are a special kind of insane. God help us all.

  • mimi_x5

    Good grief! Why don’t they just make a miniature shock collar for those sex-crazed Muslim men? At the first sign of…well, you know, ZAAPPPPP! It would be a lot less trouble!

  • Popawson

    Well, mo-ham the mad was insane and they consider him to be the perfect man…so they must follow his example. They want the world to be insane and 5th Century.

  • MukeNecca

    Yes! Therefore, f*ck it!