It’s Time for Israel to Recognize the Royal Republic of Ladonia

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Sweden decided to recognize the unelected government of a bankrupt PLO terror state located inside Israel’s borders. But if Sweden is going to start recognizing illegal micro-nations located inside Israel, it’s only reasonable for Israel to return the favor.

It’s time for Israel to recognize the Royal Republic of Ladonia.

While most of us know Lars Vilks for his Mohammed cartoons, he is also the founder of Ladonia. Unlike Sweden, Ladonia stands for such values as freedom of expression.

He declared independence from Sweden in 1996, calling the square kilometer that surrounds the sculptures the Royal Republic of Ladonia, or just Ladonia. Because Sweden has not recognized Ladonia’s independence, nor has any other country for that matter, it is classified as a micronation.

Ladonia is a constitutional monarchy, currently ruled by Queen Carolyn I and President Christopher Matheoss. Dr. Lars Vilks, meanwhile, is the State Secretary.

While no one actually lives in Ladonia, it does have its own newspaper, holidays  and government. And a lot of nobles. Its history has as much legitimacy as that of the Arab Muslim settlers in Israel calling themselves Palestinians and it’s only four years younger than they are.

It also has elections, which is more than “Palestine” has.

It’s time for Israel to extend official recognition to this brave young country and its leadership.

And then there’s the Republic of Jamtland which has a history far older than that of the “Palestinian” Muslim settlers and dates back over a thousand years. It was an independent republic in the past.

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It’s gone through three presidents, has a flag and a sizable population that actually lives there. There’s also a Jamtland Republicans football team.

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Extending diplomatic to Jamtland seems like the sensible thing to do. But Israel probably ought to stay away from recognizing the
Bjorn Socialist Republic as it’s a Marxist micro-state.

  • Texas Patriot

    Hail Ladonia!

  • Softly Bob

    Long live Ladonia.
    You need a military. hopefully it won’t be long before Ladonia gets nukes.

    • Carolyn av Ladonia

      I’ll not get into a debate on Ladonia’s internal policies or politics, but I will mention for the record that there are small countries that do quite well without a standing military… Monaco for example.

      • Claes Henrikson

        Monaco does well because it is surrounded by friendly democracies. All other countries tend to have an army. Their own or someone else´s.

    • Claes Henrikson

      Ahh, No, Sweden has no military to speak of… so there´s no occupation, either.
      Stay away from recognizing the Republic of Jamtland, though, they´re socialists thru and thru.
      And, BTW, don´t blame me. I voted conservative…

  • http://ebbenmaradtunk.tumblr.com/ Pensiveus

    Yes, I think it’s the perfect time, to end the Swedish occupation of Ladonia. Stoling the land of Ladonians not the solution, and won’t led to peace. Where’s the UN, when they need it?

    Let’s boycott Sweden! I already dropped my IKEA bookshelf out the window.

    • Softly Bob

      At least Sweden have got something to boycott. The IKEA furniture has gone, the Abba records are next.

      I want to boycott the Palestinians too so I’m going to get rid of my….. mmm…. no wait…. I’ll get rid of…….
      Unfortunately I was never into sodomizing boys, wrapping little girls in bags, hiding behind women and children when fighting, or slapping my wife about, so I can’t even boycott my own conscience!

      • Leona Rund Zions

        You do not speak “Softly Bob”, but endearingly. Are you single? Seriously, though, I needed a chuckle right now. Thanks.

      • UCSPanther

        You also forgot “playing the victim on the International stage when you get a well deserved military beatdown for lobbing bottle rockets into civilian areas”…

    • Rokeh

      Go ahead. Contrary to popular belief, IKEA is not a Swedish company, it’s Dutch.

      • http://ebbenmaradtunk.tumblr.com/ Pensiveus

        Only the HQ is in the Netherlands. It’s not easy to determine the nationality of a company in the borderless EU, with stores all over the world, but originally, in 1943, when there were nations, and sovereign countries in Europe, the company was founded in Sweden. Even the absolute progressive foregin minister of Sweden doesn’t denied it.

        • Rokeh

          It was founded in Sweden, yes. They also make a big deal of out that heritage and use it in their marketing.
          They are however strictly speaking not Swedish anymore.
          It’s owned by a foundation in the Netherlands.
          In any case we certainly won’t starve because you threw out a bookshelf that’s already been paid for.

          • http://ebbenmaradtunk.tumblr.com/ Pensiveus

            No, there’s another huge problem over there, which will cause much more headaches for y’all. But, I think it’s late already.

            http://youtu.be/RZsvdg1dkJ4

  • tickletik

    That would be genius, it would be the PR equivalent of Alexander at Guagamela

  • Bamaguje

    Shocker… Israel is being picked on again.
    Why hasn’t Sweden recognized Tibet, Quebec, Catalonia, Kurdistan, Uighur, Chechnya?

    • David

      ‘Cause those people aren’t trying to kill Jews.

    • UCSPanther

      You forgot “The Republic of Western Canada” as well. Cascadia would be awesome as well…

  • Joel Cairo

    I would be interested in applying for citizenship. I need to add another passport to my collection.

  • nimbii

    Ya gotta love it!

  • Carolyn av Ladonia

    Ladonia would welcome the opportunity to open formal diplomatic relations with Israel. Just have the Minister of Foreign Affairs drop us a note at info@ladonia.org

    • Gibbet the Grisly Ward

      All hail the queen!

  • Gibbet the Grisly Ward

    Waaaaaaaallll!