As Al Qaeda Takes Over Iraq, Kerry Poses with Celebrities

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As Al Qaeda overruns Iraq, the man who was almost president is keeping a sharp focus on what really matters. The ocean? Which ocean. Don’t ask me.

Also celebrity appearances.

And not to be left out, here’s Kerry with Angelina Jolie

You might think that Iraq should be a priority, but no the priority is the “Ocean”. Our Ocean, complete with a creepy logo that looks like it came from a totalitarian future, is a project of the same State Department that is too bored to actually do its job.

Which of the oceans is it? Don’t ask Kerry. The site quotes Obama and eco-fraud Rachel Carson who killed more people than Stalin. Assorted idiots are encouraged to…”ask whether my seafood has been caught in a sustainable manner” and “not eat shark fin soup.”

Meanwhile Al Qaeda seized the city of Tal Afar as it continues its strategy of surrounding Baghdad. If only Al Qaeda were dumping garbage in the ocean, then John Kerry might pay attention.

  • Chris Gait

    It’s okay! The Iranians will take care of this, along with their buddies the Russians. After all, Obama already handed management of the Syria crisis to Putin a long time ago. And you can see what a great job the Putin/Obama team is doing in Ukraine. So Kerry can bloviate about the ocean and the emperor can fiddle on the golf course. All is well! Pay no attention to reality!

  • glpage

    It’s a lot easier to act concerned for the environment than it is to solve real problems.

  • Johnny Palestine

    This Blue Blood Boston Brahman was almost president. Kerry makes me proud I am not an American.

  • Sheryl McMonigal

    if we were to stick Kerry and Obama in a burlap sack and shake it up who would fall out first? oopsie Hilary did!