Kerry Looking for Gay Ambassadors to Give Obama Money


Secretary of State John Kerry, America’s greatest diplomat since Kendall Myers, has announced a plan to tackle Al Qaeda in Iraq by appointing gay ambassadors to Asian countries.

As long as those gay ambassadors give Obama money first. Ted Osius of the State Department gave Obama money. Now he’s the Ambassador to Vietnam.

If he had given more money, he might have actually gotten France or the UK, but old Ted cheaped out. This is what happens when you cheap out, you end up in Vietnam.

Still he’s gay, so Kerry will count coup on that while Al Qaeda counts human heads.

During his speech, Kerry said that, if confirmed, Ted Osius (nominated by President Obama for the post in Vietnam) would be the sixth openly gay U.S. ambassador currently in service:

So I am very proud of the progress that we are now making even in appointing LGBT ambassadors. I worked with the committee here at the State Department – with the D Committee, and I worked with the White House. And as a result, Ted Osius, sitting here, whom I’ve known a long time, and his family I know, will be the first openly LGBT officer nominated to serve as an ambassador in Asia. And on confirmation, he’s going to join five openly gay ambassadors who are now serving their country. I’m working hard to ensure that by the end of my tenure, we will have lesbian, bisexual, and transgender ambassadors in our ranks as well.

Let’s not forget the asexual, metrosexual and bisexual ambassadors. Al Qaeda will want a large diverse selection of ambassadors to kidnap, kill, behead, blow up or smother to death in a fire.

  • D. Troit

    This fits Mbama’s foreign policy perfectly: bend over and….

    • GeorgeB

      It’s also his domestic policy, if you know what I mean.

  • hrwolfe

    LGBT is less than 2% of the population, or so I’ve read, so I guess they should be 2% of the diplomatic corps. I suppose that is better than having anybody qualified for the post that would not show our diversity. I wanna go home! Anybody at State say anything nice of Shirley Temple Black’s service upon her passing? Yea I did not think so. 2016 can not get here fast enough, lets hope were smart enough to fix this.

  • Habbgun

    A transgender ambassador. We are actually going to send a man wearing a dress to other countries to represent America. Monty Python had the silly party but we have the Democrats.

    • Pete

      If they send an LGBT Ambassador to Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Yemen, Pakistan, Iran, Turkey, Malaysia, Indonesia and they accept him/her/ze then maybe we are getting somewhere.

      But I suspect that if they “accept” them it will be temporary and we will pay for it at a later date at the UN and in blood.

      But nothing is too much for the LGBTQ community to ask of the rest of us. The sky is the limit.

      • Habbgun

        Nope. There is never enough “progress”. Never enough yelling about inequality unless you happen to bring up the odd fact that most of those worried about ‘inequality” are powerful and filthy rich. In Soviet America they don’t suffer from racists….”racists” suffer from them.

  • who cares?

    This is chutzpah beyond belief. Chris Stevens, besides being Indian (Chinook), was *GAY*. They left him to be tortured and murdered by people who hang gays from cranes, among other horrific ways of Islamic murder. The Democratic party keeps digging and digging, and these people don’t even care that their own are sacrificed for Obozo & Hil’s personal political agendas.

  • Pete

    “by appointing gay ambassadors to Asian countries.”

    It is a hollow victory, if all you can do is appoint gay ambassadors to no n-Muslim countries.

    If there are gay ambassadors for 20 years without being able to have a gay ambassador to a Muslim country, it will show the farce that American society has become.

  • Blogwrath

    Take a look at the picture below – this is how the US Consulate in Toronto looks this week (there is a homosexual event in the city). The homosexual flag displayed is probably ten times bigger than the American. I think it perfectly illustrates Daniel’s point.

  • Kafir istani

    and we are to believe any thing some one who told us Romni was a certain winner 100% in 2012 ? just more moaning from the losers

  • USARetired

    Is Kerry a ‘Member of the Land of Fruits & Nuts’ ? This administration is determined to destroy everything decent about America!

  • NoPasaran

    The sad thing is that the only idea they have of engaging the world has nothing to do with US interest, but rather to send out LGBTQQ2SA… activists to try to tell the host nation how they should conduct their internal affairs where LGBTQQ2SA “appurtenances” are involved.

    It’s utterly ridiculous, miserably stupid, it has nothing to do with American interests, and it’s an obvious sideshow that will draw mocking laughter from the world that KNOWS that we prefer to engage in an unserious sideshow over diplomacy.

    • PolicyMick

      Had to look this up. So I am up to date, today. Tomorrow, they will invent more BS and I will be out of date
      LGBTQQ2SA. )queer, questioning, 2-spirits, a First Nations designation, and Asexual.

  • leftist Royalty

    Haha send in the peons and then send in the progressives with rainbow flags to extract them .. a month later – ‘What difference does it make ?”

  • Toni_Pereira

    And you didn’t see nothing yet.Wait until these morons decide to give animals the status of personhood…

  • DB1954

    Obama, the longest nightmare.

  • lubbactually