LA Gang Members Fighting Al Qaeda in Syria


I didn’t think I would be this conflicted about which side I wanted to win until I actually watched the video. But at least every conceivable scumbag in the world seems to be heading down to fight in Syria.

If the Syrian Civil War goes for another 10 years, it’s bound to pull in NAMBLA, the Sierra Club, Cynthia McKinney, the Center for American Progress, the KKK, Greenpeace, Noam Chomsky and Jerry Brown.

Our protagonist is a Hezbollah supporter who is currently winning the Syrian Civil War by wandering around, occasionally shooting a few rounds at the “enemigos” and sending his regards to every wannabe thug in LA. About the only thing that has kept him from getting a bullet in the face so far is that the various branches of Al Qaeda are too busy fighting each other to notice him and skin him alive.

‘Banging in Syria isn’t a lot like in LA. When they catch you, they don’t give you a public defender and three years of art therapy. They get their younger member to chop your head off for practice.

Still it’s always a pleasure to see an even more retarded reenactment of Four Lions and I’m surprised that our two friends from L.A. didn’t somehow manage to kill themselves while shooting this video.

But there’s always next time.

  • joshuasweet

    does their presence there mean a tie to the LA gangs involvement with the Al Qaeda?

    • Daniel Greenfield

      Could be

      • joshuasweet

        that would make it so much easier to get rid of them all to “Gitmo”

        • A Z

          The ACLU will fight tooth and nail until their families are personally are taken out by these Al Qaeda franchises

        • Drakken

          Why do something like that when Darwin can have his due? Cheaper on the taxpayer.

  • Veracious_one

    they’re just showing what gangbangers do…dress slovenly, talk stupid, make threats, and try to kill someone….

  • UCSPanther

    Let ‘em go there. Just revoke their citizenship and make those gangers stay…

  • Joel

    Actually I read there are members of an Armenian gang supporting Bashar Assad. I think any Armenian fighting for Muslims is disgraceful. I do hope that the “rebels” take care of them.

    • UCSPanther

      There’s a word for such people: Traitors.

    • andreaofla

      The issue is that Armenians in Syria got a measure protection from Assad from a somewhat secular government, but are assured to be slaughtered by the Al Qaeda groups who want an Islamic state, running around killing Christians and destroying churches. It is the lesser of two evils. Very simple.

  • Chance Boudreaux

    Seems win-win for everyone!

    • A Z

      They are not dead yet. But if they stick around, they will be.

      Obama lifted sanctions illegally filling th coffers of the Mullahs. So they have more money to spread around to keep people somewhat happy. They can now afford to send more people to Syria.

      Sanction got lifted and now there is another Iranian surge to Syria.

      Obummer knows what he is doing.

  • DogmaelJones1

    Someone should send a message to Al Qada to target these Crypts or Bloods and take them out of the picture. That might send a message to all the La Razans in L.A. to stay home and find gainful employment.

    • Daniel Greenfield

      Let them go there and learn what real bangin is.

      • DogmaelJones1

        Yes, that’s a much better idea. Then we’ll be rid of them.

  • De Doc

    Maybe our homies can teach those chaps some lessons in street warfare, eh?

  • oneteedoffpatriot

    They are getting military training to kill us.

    • Shmalkandik

      Good point. But, have they broken any US law in the process? Is there any legal bar to their returning to the country?

  • blert

    At first I thought it was a 3rd City parody.

    • truebearing

      It’s hard to parody stuff that stupid.

  • A Z

    Cynthia McKinney needs to get down with the struggle. Black people, the Toubou, in Libya are being kiIIed by Arab & Berber people of Libya.

    But Cynthia will be safe somewhere in Atlanta running her mouth.

    “In March 2012, bloody clashes broke out between Toubou and Arab tribesmen in the southern city of Sabha, Libya.”

    • Drakken

      Take a deep breath, sit back and enjoy a good bourbon and let them have at it.

      • A Z

        The post serves several purposes.

        1. It shows what a moron Cynthia McKinney is.

        “The Toubou minority in Libya suffered what has been described as “massive discrimination”[2] under the leadership of Muammar Gaddafi” -wiki

        But Cynthia just loved Gaddafi! It has been said that many a western woman (reporters, politicians) has shared a bed with him. Maybe Cynthia has too?

        2. The occasional charming people who come here and dump all over the regular readership might see it.
        3. Someone might see the info and use it at other sites.
        4. It is cathartic & I am angry.

        • Drakken

          Never get in the way of your enemies when they are slaughtering each other, and frankly I wish we could feed McKinney to the “rebels” it would be a good show.

          • A Z

            I am suggesting that McKinney should be called to account the next time she gets air time by the MSM or other media to cut her down to size figuratively speaking.

            My kids are not going to get wasted in the next war. It is going to be someone else’s kids draft or no draft. The Progressives own the coming war.

            They did this.

  • A Z

    Where in the world is Cynthia McKinney?

    Where in the world is an Left of Center Black Leader?

    “We announce the reactivation of the Toubou Front for the Salvation of Libya to protect the Toubou people from ethnic cleansing.”

    – Issa Abdel Majid Mansour, the leader of the Toubou tribe in Libya

  • truebearing

    If their rate of fire was anywhere near that of their lip flapping, they might actually hit someone, but judging by the way they were shooting, the “enemigos” look pretty safe.
    When they finally do get their heads lopped off, with any luck, they’ll still be babbling about “homies.”

  • jakespoon

    Ya’ll go for it “homies”, I don’t think you’ll miss your heads.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Sell everyone hatchets and let nature take its course. Then squeegee the whole country into the sea and start over with human beings this time.