Meet Mohawk Kuzma, the Idiot Ferguson Protester of the Day

Mohawk Kuzma

I could probably just stop with this picture and call it a day. But that wouldn’t be nearly as fair or entertaining.

Ferguson has drawn a legion of self-important whiners to scream and wave things at television cameras. Trustafarian community organizers who can’t add 2 and 2 but can tell you to “educate yourself on structural racism” are dropping like flies at Die-Ins.

Unfortunately then they get back up again.

Think of every person you ever met wearing a Che t-shirt and realize that he’s probably somewhere screaming “Black Lives Matter”. And that brings us to Mohawk Kuzma.

Yes Mohawk Kuzma. His original name was Miles Partman which was just too boring.

Kuzma is a Ferguson protester in Seattle. That’s a little like being coal miner in Berkeley, but Mohawk, whose Twitter account dubs him “Activist King” (he has another one named Occupy King) is doing his best to claim that Seattle is just like Ferguson. Fight the power, man.

Demonstrators shut down a portion of Interstate 5 in downtown Seattle Monday night as the protest over the Ferguson grand- jury ruling erupted into violence.

Police said they were pelted by rocks, bottles, canned food

“Seattle is just like Ferguson,” protest organizer Mohawk Kuzma said before the grand jury’s decision was announced Monday evening.

Exactly like it. Since then Mohawk appeared at a die-in at Westlake mall.

“We’re trying to have maximum disruption, maximum attention and potentially shutting down the city as much as we can,” Mohawk Kuzma, with the group Justice for Mike Brown Seattle, said before the ceremony.

I think everyone knows a guy named Mohawk Kuzma wants “maximum attention”.

His Twitter can be charitably described as incoherent with rants like “NAACP works with the Oppressor that been oppressing us for 300 years. Justice For Mike Brown-Seattle gets Mackelmore” and “I am proud to be black and white/mixed. Black people see me as black. white people see me as white” or “Fuck The marijuana Advocates. Using The PRIVATIZE ALCOHOL ADS FOR THEIR OWN BENEFIT . Hell no And not even mentioning Bad thing about weed”.

Then there was the time he decided to marry a house.

Miles Partman says he’s planning a wedding to the home where he and several other squatters were evicted from in January.

“You may evict occupiers but you cannot evict love,” Partman says in a Facebook invitation for the wedding.

Partman says he wants to marry the building in protest of gentrification, foreclosures, illegal bank practices and the thousands of homeless on streets of Seattle.

Partman says some of his fellow squatters don’t agree with the marriage, because they say he’s hijacking their message.

On a Facebook event page, Kuzma/Partman wrote…

Instead of a culture of foreclosures and abandoned houses,gentrification and homelessness. I choose life, love, and liberation and longevity and to take down the 1 percent. and end to homelessness. and end gentrification and foreclosures and hold banks accountable.

Yes, I’m in love with a abandoned house! Yes, ITS MARRIAGE! How is that possible? Well there must obviously be a deeper story to it and there is

When the 7 were evicted from the house with shotguns and media and police spread lies about a so called remodel going on. It was time to act by marrying the house. You may evict occupiers but you can not evict love

But you can evict sanity.

Just in case there was any doubt.

On what appears to be his site, he had a lot to say about well… everything.

seattle this year alot,from anti police brutality to feminism to libya and other issues . all issues are caused from police brutality of many victims to libya overthrow. . i started going to these protEst on febuary 16th 2011 after watching these protest over 6 months before and said to myself i had to do something. . i attended even tho being warned that THE PROTEST CAN TURN VIOLENT.

ON JUNE 19TH. THERE WAS A PROTEST AT WESTLAKE PARK. FIRST SLUTS GATHERED AT CAL ANDERSON PARK. ON CAPITIAL HILL IN SEATTLE WA. THEN SLUTS MARCHED DOWN PINE TO WESTLAKE PARK CHANTING NO MEAN NO BEING ESCOTED BY TRAFFIC COPS . CHANTING NO MEANS NO AND OTHER CHANTS. THE BACK OF GROUP SAID BARLY ANYTHING. AND THEN A GUY DRESSED AS UNCLE SAM WITH SHIRT OFF WAS DANCING AROUND WESTLAKE PARK . AFTER SLUTWALK WAS OVER SEE PICS AND VIDEO TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED

Apparently this happened.

Unlce_Sam

And yes “Uncle Sam” in the image file title is misspelled.

  • Libslayer

    Mohawk Kuzma – ready for the college lecture circuit.
    He’s got the “progressive intellect”
    Honorary doctorate from Columbia in his future?
    I can see it.

    • Steven Brown

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      -> CH­E­­CK HE­R­E WH­A­T I D­­O… <-

  • roccolore

    Apparently, having a fake African name gets you attention and sympathy, like with Wesley Cook, who now calls himself Mumia Abu-Jamal.

  • Gee

    If somebody decides to have a ‘die in’ and I want to go someplace they are blocking they will find that my boots make really nice patterns across their face, chest and legs as I stomp my way through

  • FedUpWithWelfareStates

    “Partman says he wants to marry the building in protest of gentrification, foreclosures, illegal bank practices and the thousands of homeless on streets of Seattle.” One bang up for a honeymoon…just hope that there is no lead paint involved during copulation…that would be such a tragedy…

  • Judge Mental

    Somebody went off his meds.

  • Douglas J. Bender

    This is a classic that needs to be “pinned” and remembered, and brought up, regularly from now on. If Mohawk Kuzma does not want to be forgotten, let us not forget him (or this article). [Oh, and congratulations to the new couple!!]

  • halevi

    This is one of those people you said we should be thankful for. Seeing the variety of weirdos that make up the left really does make one appreciate their freedoms.

  • Libslayer

    Obama will appoint Mr. Kuzma “racial sensitivity czar”.
    He’s perfect.

  • Fed Up

    Hmmmm, seems like standard lefty fare. But what is surprising is his use of all caps in a post, something younger people don’t typically do. For a long time now it’s been considered the style of cranks, ‘tards and the tin-foil hat crowd.

    Soooo, which one is he again?

  • Scar

    Wow. I’m really not in favor of involuntary sterilization, but I certainly don’t want this creature to reproduce…especially with the house! Jeez, talk about infecting the gene pool.

  • http://ruleofreason.blogspot.com/ Edward Cline

    Is this guy by any chance related to the crazy guy in Argentina who married a tree? I think that with these fruitcakes it isn’t a matter of having a few screws loose upstairs, but rather a few genes. And speaking of stereotypes, isn’t the moustache flaunted by Mohawk Kuzma (did he steal that name from a Tolkien novel?) so Cheech & Chong? That is, stereotypical of male Mexican bandito styles? And, yes, the problem with these “die-ins” is that the corpses keep getting back up to die some more.

  • UCSPanther

    In another time and place, this wierdo would be living under a bridge…

    • Pete

      I use to see dozens if not scores of people living under a bridge. They would migrate to the city, get their bearings, get a job, and move on up.

      Only Americans downscale and that is a result of progressive teachings.

  • 1private_eye

    Future tenured professor in “Reality Studies” at an Ivy League school.

  • Peter Castle

    A leftist, anti-free market, anti-American promoting racial animus and socialist ideology. Nice guy. Sadly, many will latch onto his views as well and reject the truth.

    See “I’m Black: Truth Does Not Matter” at http://wp.me/p4scHf-5t.

  • Larry Larkin

    Rocks, bottles, canned food – all potentially lethal missiles. As soon as those things start heading towards police the police should be responding with lethal force.

    • Pete

      Come on now REALLY?

      These protesters cannot understand the consequences of their actions!

      They have been educated like Americana. If they have the college degree or highschool education, it is doubtful that they could calculate the kinetic energy of a thrown rock, bottle, or canned food.

      I remember a article about a crowd of students in in campus town with a few protesting, some milling about, but most there to see what was happening. A guy got hit by a bottle thrown from a 2nd story window of a nearby building and suffered brain damage.

      P.S. actually the canned food scares me more than a bottle.

  • http://gerardjackson.com/ gerard jackson

    Why isn’t this bloke a professor of social studies? He appears to be eminently qualified for the position.

  • namberak

    Very impressive. It will be extremely difficult to top this one.

  • Pete

    Story of Mohawk Kuzma’s life is probably: White Mother & absent black father and very likely no marriage.

    Mohawk Kuzma is not right in the head. But the chances of that were higher than normal given his upbringing or lack of a decent upbringing.

    • UCSPanther

      Anyone who “marries” a house or other inanimate object (except as a joke) cannot be right in the head…

  • Stephen Ritger

    I break wind in his general direction.

  • mathewsjw

    thank Jimmy Carter 4 no institutionalization of crazy folks.