Michelle Obama: Moms Can’t Figure Out What to Feed Their Kids Unless Schools Do It For Them


It’s just so confusing. Do you feed your kids bologna sandwiches or pieces of wet cardboard? Can you give them PlayDoh on a dead mackerel?

Modern grads of Ivy League colleges don’t have the time to figure all this stuff out. That’s why there are government bureaucrats who tell schools what to feed kids so they don’t die of cardboard overdose.

And there’s Michelle Obama who spends more time obsessed with what your kids eat than most major food conglomerates.

In an interview with MSN.com, First Lady Michelle Obama explained she used to struggle to feed her kids right—even though she received an education from Harvard and Princeton.

“Before coming to the White House, I struggled, as a working parent with a traveling, busy husband, to figure out how to feed my kids healthy, and I didn’t get it right,” she explained, sharing a story about her children’s doctor who pulled her aside to talk about her family diet.

Also she struggled with grammar because Harvard and Princeton failed her in two ways. But these days she has a huge staff to help her figure out how to feed her kids and get them jobs working for Steven Spielberg.

“I thought to myself, if a Princeton and Harvard-educated professional woman doesn’t know how to adequately feed her kids, then what are other parents going through who don’t have access to the information I have?” she recalled.

This is what is known as excess self-esteem.

Michelle Obama is assuming that since she has a degree from Harvard and can’t figure out how to feed her kids, moms without degrees must be feeding their kids bits of dead rat on a stick.

Maybe Michelle should have considered the possibility that she should actually learn to cook, instead of a woman who couldn’t figure out how to feed her kids trying to tamper with everyone’s school lunches.

This is liberalism in a nutshell.

The First Lady recommended that schools make decisions for children because their parents struggle to feed their children well.

“It’s so important for our schools to make the hard calls for our kids, because parents are struggling enough at home,” she said.

If we assume that parents can’t even figure out how to feed their kids because they’re too busy at Harvard, we might as well just raise them in communes.

But I guess that’s coming next.

  • Christopher Riddle

    What a “Self-Satisfied”MORON!No wonder she and OBONGO are together!!They Are IDENTICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • USARetired

    How did this self serving ‘Nit Wit’ get thru college, On her back side??

    • ndacboss

      Maybe she didn’t get thru college! Didn’t have a successful career from it.

  • Joe Krozac

    Moochelle and Emperor Barky determined a long time ago what America’s school children AND their families were going to eat day in, day out, it’s a grilled-feces-sandwich on rye, with a giant side of ‘FAIL’.

  • StampOutLiberalism

    So, because Michelle can’t figure it out, she wants to use the force of government to get schools to feed the children healthy foods. The problem is that there are differing opinions on what is and is not healthy and it changes from time to time.

    What public office was Michelle elected to?

    • J.B.

      Obama made “First Lady” a Cabinet position. She doesn’t qualify, but who in this Administration does? I cant even tell that she’s a woman, much less a lady.

  • DogmaelJones1

    Hitler, not a college graduate, had a hard time feeding Germans. He was a “working Father” looking over his Land. Now, if he had Michelle — aka Minnie the Moocher — Obama on his staff, the Germans could have won the war and all would be right with the world. Hitler was a vegetarian, and that might have been an excellent staring point. But, alas…..

  • Fritz Kohlhaas

    It’s time to clip her wings!

  • CaoMoo

    how bout we feed them some of that giant ego damn.

  • darnellecheri

    “Bolonga sandwiches on wet cardboard.” “PlayDoh on dead mackerels.” “Bits of dead rats on a stick.” These images are hilarious. Oh, let’s laugh. Let’s laugh in the midst of our tragedy and American nightmare. In the end, the Maobamas could be successful in their utter radical pompous takeover of this country, uh, if we were the size of Vietnam! This country is too diverse and huge to die the death of our founding ideals, even if we are crippled at the knees.

  • J.B.

    Communes, yes. While Michelle sleeps in the government mansions with the other elites, the poor kiddies can sleep in pens and drink the same androgen vodka cocktails she does, so they can all grow up to be fearless stormtroopers and complacent proles for the government.

  • ndacboss

    This is a great demonstration of what Michelle and her ilk think of Americans. In reality, she is dumber that 4 boxes of rocks. And the collective government is a bit dumber! Proof? :: they’re politicians! Had to do politics because not able to do anything productive.

    • Frances

      You’re insulting rocks. They can be extremely decorative and do have feelings. Just go underground and listen to the living rock around you.

  • Evaline Nova

    “I thought to myself, if a Princeton and Harvard-educated professional woman doesn’t know how to adequately feed her kids, then what are other parents going through who don’t have access to the information I have?” she recalled.

    Try a cookbook! (If you can read at all.) Fucking unbelievable!

  • Guest

    You would think that, if anyone would be an expert on eating, it would be Michelle Obozo.