More Gazans Accidentally Blow Themselves Up… Than are Killed by Israel

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If only there was some human rights organization fighting to protect Gaza… from Gaza.

Three Palestinian men were killed and four others injured in an explosion in Khan Younis in the southern Gaza Strip, medical sources said.

A spokesman of the Hamas-run Gaza ministry of health told Ma’an that the circumstances behind the explosion were not clear.

Ashraf al-Qidra added that ambulances evacuated two dead men and one critically injured person. The third victim was pronounced dead shortly after he arrived at the European Hospital in Kahn Younis.

Eight others sustained minor wounds caused by shrapnel. They were in stable condition.

Hamas sources told Ma’an that the victims were members of the group’s al-Qassam Brigades militant wing, and were killed while preparing explosive devices.

This makes at least 15 Gazans killed by work accidents or Hamas rockets this year, more than have been killed by the IDF.

But… but the wall. Colonial settler project! Roger Waters! BDS! Oh never mind. As would come to no surprise of observers of Syria, Muslims still kill each other far more frequently than anyone else.

  • Ban Liberals

    The world should declare these events holidays and celebrate them as the joyous occasions they are.

    • Von Stierlitz

      It’s impossible to have so many holidays and celebrations.
      These mohammedans blow up all the time. 24/7/356.

      • 4arepublic

        Perhaps we could celebrate their self-destruction on a quarterly basis. Fireworks and BBQ pork mandatory.

        • Guest

          Well, I’ve been doing it for years. Have no time to wait for “the world”.

        • carpe diem 36

          on Ramadan.

    • MukeNecca

      Well, I at least, do.
      “The world” is welcome to join.

    • MukeNecca

      I’ve been doing this for years. “The world” is welcome to join me.

  • kilfincelt

    As long as they keep killing themselves and each other, I’m good.

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    More Workplace Accidents…. Pleeze!

    • BS77

      These are the ORCS of planet earth. A bunch of zombies and idiots.

  • 4arepublic

    Another case of premature detonation. I hope they were wearing their fruit of kabooms.

    • 95Theses

      Well, if they were wearing their Fruit of the Kabooms, wouldn’t you call it a case of premature evacuation?

  • DogmaelJones1

    I wonder if they stockpile those green, emblazoned body bags by the thousands. I wonder if they’re made in China, or Israel, too, and by the same company that makes kitchen Hefties. And, there can’t be that much room left in the Gaza cemetery .

    • 95Theses

      Hefties for Lefties. Hmmmm. Sorta catchy.

  • glpage

    This is a trend I can see no downside to.

  • Gee

    Must be their explosive personalities. May they have many more successes.

  • Abberline

    I call that a profitable day.

  • pete

    Seems like they have a long way to go to catch up with the illegal alien invaders to the USA. they still kill some 20 innocents per day

  • mackykam

    Quick–pass out candy!

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La!

  • Atikva

    29 killed in March 2014, now 3 dead, 8 injured and counting.

    After so many years of practicing terrorism, you’d think these jihadis would finally learn how to handle explosives, but no, they are still raw. Not that I am complaining!

    My favorite one is that man in Pakistan – the local commander of a terrorist group, no less – who tried to cut a mortar shell with a hand saw and wound up killing himself plus 5 members of his family.

    And each time, the terrorist authorities, in the above case, Hamas, cautiously declare they are going to investigate what caused the “accident”, as if the blast and the bodies could leave the least doubt. Unless they are trying to find a way to blame it on the IDF, maybe.

  • tellmenolies2012

    In other posts quite some time ago, I stated that their extermination will be at their own hands. This proves my prediction. So, like they say…..”bombs away”. Hit me with your best shot…fire away.

  • Douglas J. Bender

    I think the question on everyone’s mind is: “Do they still qualify for those 72 virgins each?”

    • William_Bradford

      Perhaps more importantly from the Virgin’s perspective is do they get a say in being given to an idiot for all eternity?

  • Gayle

    What is bad is when these work accidents are hidden from the anti-Israel crowd and then a report emerges that Israel has “injured and killed” Palestinians. Pallywood supporters never want evidence so they just believe anything they are told – sad but true :(

  • carpe diem 36

    let us encourage this type of war against Israel. It is a great thing and a good solution to the bad situation. The more of this is done the safer Israel will be.

  • maddaddyssa

    Doing their part to chlorinate the gene pool

  • Lost in Space

    They will have 72 virgins like Rodgers to service them. Laugh

  • direstr8

    Interesting comparison – building rockets equates to a work related accident. I wonder if OSHA is aware of this and are they going to start enforcing better working conditions…? Then again, OSHA probably doesn’t care because they are just ragheads, so it doesn’t matter if one more is thrown in the ground to feed the worms…..