Finally Bridgegate has its own Woodward and Bernstein and his name is Chris Hayes or Mr. Rachel Maddow. Is he all in? You bet, he’s all in.
Do you want to see this man talk about New Jersey traffic for one hour? Are you an MSNBC viewer? Then of course you do. It’s either that or Al Sharpton talking about how the Tea Party is just like the Klan or Ed Schultz talking about how the Tea Party is just like the Klan or Melissa Harris Perry talking about how the Tea Party is just like the Klan.
Bridgegate is a chance for MSNBC to leave racism behind for 5 minutes and do a one-hour special about New Jersey traffic. Oh wait…
It’s MSNBC, there’s no escape from racism. That means we need a disparate impact study on New Jersey traffic. Why does Chris Christie hate black people while Chris Hayes loves them?
Thus far MSNBC’s award-winning staff of whiny white kids in glasses have tackled Bridgegate as if Christie was a fat Nixon and they were journalists instead of failed Peace Corps volunteers.
Here’s a sample of MSNBC’s coverage of the greatest traffic story ever told.
Steve Kornacki answered your questions about “bridgegate”
The billion-dollar development at the center of ‘Bridgegate’
Conservatives pile on Christie over ‘bridgegate’
Christie’s marathon ‘bridgegate’ presser left questions unanswered
‘Bridgegate’ sees its first lawsuit
Roadmap to ‘Bridgegate’
Rachel Maddow Has an Alternate Theory of Christie’s “Bridgegate …
Scathing bridge complaint reached Christie’s staff
‘Bridgegate’ draws little public interest
Little public interest? Go figure.
“As the media analyzes every angle of the story, a new poll reveals that Americans don’t really care about ‘Bridgegate.’”
They must be racist. Time to hit them with a one-hour special from that guy no one watches anyway. Here’s my pitch for MSNBC.
Did the Koch Brothers make up Benghazi to cover up Bridgegate?