Muslim Rapper Who Sang About Wanting to Suicide Bomb, Gets Suicide Bombed


Deso Dogg was a Muslim rapper in Germany who kept threatening war against everyone.

“You are not going to live in safety. You employ millions and billions for the war against Islam. And that’s why this country is here, the Federal Republic of Germany, is a war zone.”

Also he was in love with blowing himself up.

“I light the bomb in the middle of the crowd, I press the button” Cuspert sings. “Right in the city centre or in the subway, press the button, al-Jannah, al-Jannah”

Cuspert repeatedly sings: “I long for for death and can not wait for it, armed with bombs and grenades”

The good news was that he didn’t have to wait for it very long. The bad news is that another Jihadi jumped the gun.

Or dropped the bomb.

Denis Mamadou Cuspert, who rapped under the name Deso Dogg but took on the name Abu Talha al-Almani in Syria, was reported to have been killed in a suicide attack Sunday in an eastern province.

He was a member of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) and was reportedly killed in a double suicide bombing carried out by Al-Nusra Front, a rival jihadist group that is Al-Qaeda’s Syria affiliate.

Hilariously after spending so much time rapping about wanting to suicide bomb infidels, he got suicide bombed by his own Al Qaeda.

His death and life should come with its own laugh track.

  • onecornpone

    May he R.I.P. (snark!)

    • Elizabeth capecod

      May he rest in pieces..;-)

  • Seek

    Zoltar says: “Wish granted.” One hopes all Muslim radicals (redundancy alert), and not just rappers among them, receive the same reward.

  • UCSPanther

    Deso Dogg tempted fate too many times, and when he was in position, it just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to create more irony.

  • JamesJ

    Kids today. They blow up so fast!

    • Juan José Rivera Díaz

      correction: islamic kids XD

  • DogmaelJones1

    It’s beginning to look like Chicago gang warfare over there.

  • DogmaelJones1

    It’s beginning to look like Chicago gang warfare over there.

    • Habbgun

      Yeah, I wasn’t sure if Moslem rap was authentic but if you’re having a Moslem gang war you are as authentic as it gets. Maybe these rappers can help with conservative outreach. Or maybe not.

      • Elsie

        Maybe they can all become suicide bombers foe each other….


    Delicious! He should have paid more attention to the Bible and less to the Koran: “Then Jesus said to him, ‘Put your sword back into its place. For all who take the sword will perish by the sword.'”

    • Drakken

      And those who beat their swords into plowshares always plow for those who don’t.


    Another muzzy puke bag bites the dust…how sweet it is! Why are muslims not leave their backward barbaric cult in droves? I guess centuries of in-breeding have shrunk their brain’s capacity to reason. islam has contributed nothing to civilization except mayhem and suffering. The creep that started that cult moe-ham-mad was a gross murdering pig so why would anyone follow his cult? They have no shame!!!

    • Elsie

      Read their so called holy book and you’ll find out why they have no brains or reasoning and why they still live in the 7th century.It is the book of Satan…..

      • nicky

        Maybe 13 centuries of interbreeding has rendered their brains useless.

      • oneteedoffpatriot

        Yeah, all the Koran (quran) does is prove that satan really sucks at writing books.

      • Howard Roark

        Their propensity for inbreeding doesn’t help, either.

    • Dyer’s Eve

      Well said! Even in the lies of Islam, some truth slips through. That being the name ‘Muhammad’. The last three letters of his name says it all: mad. A mad warlord. A mad serial killer and rapist. Mad as all hell. But those of the Qu’ran consider him to be the perfect example of a man. What man? Charles Manson?

  • Race_Dissident

    I wonder if the German media went as…ahem…ballistic over Deso’s “lyrics” as the American media has over Cliven Bundy’s maunderings?

    • Drakken

      The German media is doing its best to stop comments that basically say, good riddance, may more join him and can we send the rest of the savages that live amongst us there too. The German govt at this point doesn’t know how to sh*t or go blind and are at a loss as how to explain it all away in the hopes that all will be good.

  • wileyvet

    That’s funny because Mohammad forbad music and dogs too. But because he died waging jihad in the name of Allah, all is forgiven. Or is it? Muhammad said that only 1 in 1000 jihadists would actually end up in Paradise, and it all depended on which side of the back Adam was slapped on by Allah. So 1000 terrorists are vying for that one spot. Sounds like the makings of a Zany Muslim Gameshow.

    • Habbgun

      That’s a great idea. We bring back You Bet Your Life and the word of the day is always Jihad. Then the duck in the kaffiyeh drops down. And “BOOM”….everyday someone wins the virgins….and as Groucho might have said…”Another contestant wins 72 virgins and by this time boy are they tired”.

  • jakespoon

    HOW YA LIKE ME,NOW!! I’m glad he got what he wanted.Jihadis blowing one another up…sweet.

  • Veracious_one

    he never figured it out…he and his killer were on the same side…..

  • John Schmalstieg

    Be careful what you ask for, you might get it.

  • oneteedoffpatriot

    Judging by his lyrics, he’s got nothing on Fanny Crosby.

  • Angry Leprecauhn

    Yea Yea Yea hallelujah~ You see there is a GOD and he hates Muslims~

  • truebearing

    And Deso Dogg’s life ended happily ever after.

  • Gregoryno6

    And the Brotherhood shuffled about the body asking ‘Does he qualify for the virgins?’

  • tickletik

    This is not enough. I find it disgusting that the people on this board could be so heartless and cruel. Deso Dogg had to travel all the way to Iraq to get his hearts desire, and even then it was only by the grace of God that he was lucky enough to get blown into slightly burnt bloody chunks. And all you people can do is mock him!

    What about the millions of other hajjis that suffer from Definitive Explosive Attention Disorder? Did any of you consider them? Eh? No! You just let these poor kids suffer without being willing to lend them a much needed hand grenade to meet their needs.

    For shame!

    • The Hammer

      Bravo! I think we should establish a new fully funded Federal department to help out all these victims of DEAD!

  • Dyer’s Eve

    Great! I love it! One less useless oxygen thief.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Sometimes Karma is a GOOD thing for the world….

  • Abberline

    The world is a slightly better place.

  • libssukkalot

    Now he’s part of eternity’s “Burning Man” movement…oops!

  • III J

    This just in from Freddie mercury: Another One Bites the Dust.