Suicide Bombing Instructor Blows Away Al Qaeda Students with Demonstration

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Now pay attention class, I’m only going to show you this once.

And you won’t believe what happens next. Or maybe you will.

A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.

Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials. Stores of other explosive devices and heavy weapons were also kept there, the officials said.

Eight militants were arrested when they tried to escape, the officials said.

The militant who was conducting the training was not identified by name, but he was described by an Iraqi Army officer as a prolific recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”

If only he had been a little more prolific.

  • iluvisrael

    couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch – ha-ha!

  • G

    When asked if the class was informative, one student said, “The instuctor blew my mind!”

  • Major

    Better than wasting a bullet on them.

  • Atikva

    More power to this type of prolific recruiters! Of course, “militant” in this article is the code word for “terrorist”.

  • T800

    yet we in the US still have William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn alive and well. TANJ.

  • DogmaelJones1

    Jay Leno could’ve delivered a whole monologue on this. You can’t make this stuff up.

    • truebearing

      It is kind of similar to Obombacare and the Democratic Party, only more efficient.

    • defcon 4

      But would he have done so in today’s PC climate of lies?

  • ebonystone

    “If only he had been a little more prolific.”
    Hey, 22 confirmed kills and 15 possos is still a damn good score. It makes him an ace to say the least.

    • BS77

      Looks like another Darwin Award on the way

  • krackerhac

    Business is booming!

  • CaoMoo

    This guy reinacted the pod daffy duck cartoon

  • The March Hare

    If a small class like this was so successful, maybe we should fund an entire university. We could send them all a correspondence course. More bang for the buck. I could just drone on and on about this.

    • truebearing

      Finally some education funding I can support!

    • defcon 4

      Maybe they could recruit some of the lieberal arts professors from US institutions of “higher learning” to help teach the core curriculum.

      • Davros11

        I think we should pass a law forcing all liberal professors to take one of these classes! We could systematically bring the entire U.S. education system into the 21st centuiry

        • Richard Johnston

          Then who would I debate on the college discussion board where I post these gems of examples of the peaceful practionioners?! :)

  • Andrew

    Work Accident!

  • truebearing

    I think he might have spread himself too thin.

    So, I guess that’s 22 guys who won’t get any virgins. Maybe they’ll get stuck with Iran’s dead trannies.

    • defcon 4

      Trannies Is that their consolation prize in allah’s heavenly whorehouse?

      • truebearing

        It might be. Maybe that is why Iran is cranking them out.

  • wileyvet

    22 down, 1.5 billion to go.

    • Davros11

      i agree, if only we can get them all to try it out just once!!!!!

  • defcon 4

    I’m laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside.

    • Drakken

      Why would you cry? You should be celebrating.

  • Lochlinnie

    These Islamolowlifes must have been read the advertisement on this site which offers: “A simple way to lose pounds and relieve gas and bloating.”
    Seems the product really works.

  • UCSPanther

    That must have been a “ludicrous gibs” moment…

  • defcon 4

    Boom goes the dynamite!

  • BS77

    Pity de fool

  • TopAssistant

    Do you think there will be enough virgins to go around?

  • Ide-Clair

    They had it coming….literally

  • tagalog

    Perhaps the instructor would have been well-advised to expand a little on a well-known NRA safety dictum about insuring the safety of firearms: “always presume the weapon is loaded and capable of going off and check it for its current status every time you pick it up.”

    Okay, Hassan and the class, out of the gene pool!

  • Elliott

    Sorry folks – this wasn’t a “work-place” act of violence.
    If you recall the Iran-Iraq war during the (early?) 80s, at least one side (the charming Iranians) sent their young children into the various minefields to make a path for the (non-cowardly) Iranian soldiers to move along.
    This was a TEST. Does the bomb work? Answers on a small postcard to Suha Arafat.

  • hrwolfe

    Come on where are the cheer leaders?!?! Do it again HARDER HARDER do it again HARDER HARDER! Yes You Can! These folks need to be encouraged. Like farmer Yasser from the National Lampoon’s Lemmings show said “This here mass suicide by you young people just might be the best God Damn thing to happen to this Country, God Bless, Peace,and love.”

  • Infidel4Ever

    Feel good story of the day! Jihadi go BOOM! We need to see many more like these.

  • Richard Johnston

    Does this instructor–he’s da’ bomb!–get the same rewards as would a suicide bomber who kills the infidel? What sayeth the imams on this issue?

  • blert

    That instructor can’t be beat for realism.

    He certainly wasn’t asking the class to do anything he wouldn’t do first.

    However, the survivors must be flunked: they didn’t follow the teacher!

  • motorwayphobia

    Just impatient getting to paradise , hope it’s a trend .