Muslim Terrorists Still Having Trouble Figuring Out How Bombs Work

Gaza work accident

It hasn’t been a good month for Muslims building bombs, transporting bombs or even looking at bombs.

Three Al Qaeda operatives accidentally blew themselves up while outfitting a car with explosives, Yemen security officials said.

Tribesmen from the area and security officials identified the three, one Saudi and two Yemenis, as Al Qaeda terrorists.

A member of a Sinai based jihadist movement who led a deadly attack in Israel in 2011 died last week when a car accident he was involved in exploded a bomb that he was carrying. Ansar Bayt al-Maqdis (Partisans of Jerusalem) announced on Friday that Tawfiq Mohamed Fareej, one of its founders died in the car accident.

When driving with a bomb, you should probably be extra careful to signal when changing lanes.

This caps off a month filled with bomb accidents.

March 14, 2014: An intending car bomber in Somalia, thought to be part of the al-Qaida-linked al-Shabab jihadist organization, accidentally detonated his explosives prematurely while attempting a terror attack on a hotel in the capital, Mogadishu. No one else was killed or injured in the failed murder attempt.

March 11, 2014: Four Palestinians were killed on Tuesday in a house explosion in the northern Gaza Strip town of Beit Hanoun, in what local officials have termed a work accident. Hamas reported on its website that the four were activists in its Izz a-Din Al-Qassam military wing, and said that their bodies were transferred to a hospital in Gaza.

March 9, 2014: The Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades division of Hamas mourned the untimely death in Rafah (Gaza) of one of its “field commanders”, Ibrahim al-Ghoul, and injuries to nine others as a result of a mishap during a training session on building bombs.

Islamic terrorists seem to be having trouble with bombs lately. Maybe they aren’t getting enough sleep. Maybe they got left back in chemistry. Maybe it’s the old Islamic fatalism.

Or maybe, as they keep saying, they really do love death more than life.

  • Veracious_one

    another entry in the work place accident file….

  • Judahlevi

    We should hope the trend continues.

  • wileyvet

    Untimely death? No, I would say long overdue. In the words of Nelson Muntz, HA HA.

  • camp7

    Maybe the Muslims should offer the Buddhist Concept of Karma class. Yes, it’s rather dated, but it explains piecing the “work accident” body parts together to greet the legendary virgins.

  • http://ironburka.blogspot.com/ Mullah Lodabullah

    Another old bomb off the road.

  • herb benty

    These are small precursors to the final destruction of Islam.

  • Dyer’s Eve

    I love it! Haw, haw! Haa, haa! Hee, hee! Be careful what you pray for, you insufferable ragheads! You’ll get it! Suffer!!! You deserve it. Thank you Mr Greenfield, this article has made my day!

  • Steeloak

    Maybe we should have a new movie “Jackass – the Jihadi Edition”

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      Steeloak AKBAR!

  • ObamaYoMoma

    Mischaracterizing and always conflating Muslim violent jihadists as somehow being terrorists, causes Westerners to believe that they (the terrorists) are reacting to Western grievances such as American interventionist foreign policies, American capitalist imperialism, Israel’s harsh policies and alleged stolen land.

    However, the reality is Muslims are not terrorists perpetrating terrorism for various political causes and grievances like real terrorists, because they are actual soldiers of Allah, i.e., jihadists, waging jihad, which is a holy war in the cause of Allah to ultimately make Islam supreme, and the fact that they often target soft civilian targets including women and children is a product of Sharia, which is Islamic totalitarian law that controls every aspect of Muslim lives down to the smallest details.

    Indeed, when Muslims perpetrate violence anywhere in the world, it is always for the singular cause of ultimately making Islam supreme. Meanwhile, terrorists, on the other hand, have always perpetrated terrorist attacks for various political causes and grievances as opposed to always a singular cause such as to make a particular ideology supreme throughout the world.

    Also, in stark contrast to terrorism, which is always and only violent, Muslims also wage non-violent jihad by stealth and deception as well, and non-violent jihad by stealth and deception relative to the perpetration of violent jihad is astronomically far more prevalent in today’s world and far more profound a threat for the infidel world as well. Yet, it is almost totally ignored as a potential threat throughout most of the infidel world because almost everyone has become totally obsessed with only violence. Why? It’s because writers like this one too often mischaracterize what is actually violent jihad as being terrorism when it is not, and then when they do they also almost always focus in only on the violence. Indeed, how many times do we read articles decrying mass Muslim immigration with all of its excess baggage because it is really stealth and deceptive jihad for the strategic purposes of mass Muslim infiltration and eventual demographic conquest? Never!

    Indeed, mass Muslim immigration with all of its excess baggage to the infidel world in reality is non-violent stealth and deceptive jihad for the strategic purposes of mass Muslim infiltration and eventual demographic conquest. To see the eventual dynamics of this form of non-violent stealth and deceptive jihad in the future, take a look at what is happening in countries today that already allowed mass Muslim immigration with all of its excess baggage in the past. Indeed, look at what is happening to the Christians in Nigeria, or what is happening to the Christians in Sudan, or what is happening to the Christians in Lebanon, or to what is happening to the Christians in Gaza and the Palestinians territories, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseum without exception around the world.

    Not to mention that without mass Muslim immigration with all of its excess baggage, that is really non-violent stealth and deceptive jihad for the strategic purposes of mass Muslim infiltration and demographic conquest, the 9/11 violent jihad attacks, the 2004 Madrid Train Bombings, and the 2005 London Bombings all would have been absolutely impossible.

    Thus, mass Muslim immigration with all of its excess baggage as a form of non-violent stealth and deceptive jihad is also used to facilitate violent jihad attacks as well. Yet, you will seldom ever read or hear about this hideous form of non-violent stealth and deceptive jihad from this writer or other writers as well because they are too busy mischaracterizing violent jihad as being terrorism and focusing in only on the violence. Why? Because sensationalism sells and the more sensational the more it sells.

    • TeamINFIDEL

      Agree! We all need to understand the “who?” (true muslims) and the “why?” (cult ideology called ISLAM) that fuels this madness all over the freakin’ globe.

      What does our press do? They go ahead and sugar coat it by calling them militants, radicals, jihadists, links to al-Qaida (my PC favorite), or whatever is the PC term for today, but never forget the “who” and “WHY” of this madness.

  • Gee

    People have said that killing terrorists just breeds more – that may be but they do not have the knowledge base. This proves the importance of taking out experienced terrorists.
    The new ones are far more likely to kill themselves and associates

  • nopeacenow

    The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist. Let’s hope they keep up the good work.

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      I hope their 72 virgin all look like Medusa Benjamin.

  • ignominius

    They should all be Darwin award winners, warmly applauded for taking themselves out of the gene pool

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    Happy Eternal Nakba to Pal-e-SWINE and sand nazis World Wide!

  • TeamINFIDEL

    Truth is the recognition of REALITY…and the reality is that ISLAM is indeed an ideology of “surrender and submission” (definition of the word: “MUSLIM”). The reality is that ISLAM cannot survive an open and honest discussion of it’s convoluted, foolish and hate filled scriptures, its sexually perverted terrorist/pedophile prophet called mohammad, or its deceitful and demented god they call allah.

    Today’s terror (their favorite tactic) is nothing more than an outgrowth of Islam.

    That is reality…that is the TRUTH!

  • Anukem Jihadi

    As thrilling as these events are they also probably signal how much bomb preparation is going on.

  • bones327

    Gosh, that’s just too sad, isn’t it? Nah