Muslims Beat Their Wives, UN Human Rights Commissioner Blames Israel

Muslim women beaten

You obviously can’t blame the wife-beating Muslims. That would be Islamophobic.

In her recent report to the U.N. Human Rights Council, High Commissioner for Human Rights Navi Pillay revives the bizarre charge, made by one of her colleagues in 2005, that when Palestinian men beat their wives, it’s Israel’s fault:

So how does that work exactly?

Women with husbands explained that the dire economic situation and the pressures of the occupation have made men more violent because they have lost their ability to provide and protect — two essential elements of manhood in a traditional patriarchal society. As men become stripped of their manhood, women become the shock absorbers of the crises as targets of domestic violence.

Shock absorbers? That’s the PC term for punching bags.

So Muslim men react to setbacks by beating their wives.

And it’s Israel’s fault for not pandering more to the wife-beaters when they shoot rockets at Israeli cities, so that they won’t feel down and beat their wives black and blue.

Why do Muslim men beat their wives in Saudi Arabia and Egypt? Because their anger at Israel leaves them feeling more violent and they take that out on their wives.

Won’t Israel please stop forcing Muslims to beat their wives?


  • Gee

    Is there anything that we don’t cause in the world? I mean we cause global warming and the extreme cold winter in America. Arabs to beat their wives in all their regimes is our fault. Killing terrorists that attack us causes terrorism. The increase of the ‘Palestinians’ is because of our ‘genocide’ on them.
    We cause the Syrians to murder hundreds of thousands of Arab civilians. We caused the rise of price of oil and gold. We force the Japanese and Norwegians to hunt whales, and let’s not forget the Sunspots that we control.
    And the poor Islamofascist still attempt to kill us

    • Mullah Lodabullah

      Snap! :)

    • kasandra

      We so bad!

    • CaoMoo

      you forgot you hunted unicorns to extinction how dare you whitewash it by omission . I think it was after mohammed flew on a pegasus to jursalem. Yeah the jews saw it and were mad. So they hunted the animals to extinction and used the ivory from their horns to rebuild the temple as an insult to the prophet and allah. :)

      • Elizabeth Marie Balentine

        Lay off the drugs buddy

        • CaoMoo

          Surprisingly I come up with this stuff sober. Me on drugs that scares me.

  • Mullah Lodabullah

    Is there nothing that Israel doesn’t force muslims to do? 1.x billion slaves of allah, impotent in the face of Israeli superiority.

    • Davros11

      Awesome! that is something to remember! 1.5 billion slaves of ALLAH impotent in the face of Israeli superiority… I mean come -on where is the all powerful Moha-MAD, Allah!!!


      Mullah Loadabullah AKBAR!

  • glpage

    One of these days, I’m not going to hold my breath however, the western leftists will figure out that maybe the Palestinian population might need to stand up to its terrorist leadership and demand they negotiate in good faith with Israel. Yeah, and I’ve heard there are sightings of flying pigs.

  • wileyvet

    Like the feminists in America who claimed that Super Bowl Sunday was the worst day for wife beating, there is not a speck of truth to their claims. Muslim men beat their wives ( up to four ) because the Koran says they are allowed to. Various clerics and commentators of Islam have expounded on this, and try to mitigate the severity by qualifying it with the admonishment of not hitting in the face, or anywhere it shows, but to lightly punch them. Of course you could beat them black and blue, cover them with a burka and not let them out of the house, an no one would ever know the extent of the damage.

  • Veracious_one

    Muslims always play the victim card….nothing is ever their fault,,,,

  • Lizzie Basara

    The UN is ‘run’ by lunatics and educated morons. ‘Free will’ beats their Muslim wife.

  • Davros11

    I am telling you all, we got it totally wrong, let me Explain! These muslim men have it made, they are cowards by nature, liars and deceivers! Yet they have the world feeling sorry for them, they get to rape, beat, and trade women folk like farm animals. Maybe we should all convert to Islam! What better way to spend your life rapping and beating women! After all, the only thing you have to do as an arab/muslim male is just point your finger at someone else and say they made me do it…. What a peaceful beautiful religion…. Sorry All but we got it wrong! Go Islam and start putting these women in their place! ***SATIRE*** in case nobody is smart enough to get. Oh yeah islamists come and chop my head off for offending you and your religious sensibilities

    • CaoMoo

      Islam is definately a have your cake and (b)eat it too religion.

      The problem they will run into eventually though is the cake is made by people that don’t like them,.

    • wileyvet

      The other day I was thinking maybe I misunderstood something about Islam. So I said the Shahada, and became a Muslim. Within minutes, I began feeling a visceral hatred for Jews, an intense dislike of women, and felt compelled to cause mischief to my infidel neighbours. It felt like bells going off in my head, I got red in the face, broke out into a sweat, and thought I was possessed by a demon. I managed to compose myself long enough to say, screw you Allah and Muhammad and the camel you rode in on. Now I am an apostate.

  • Habbgun

    You know when guys are selling short on Islamic stock exchanges. They are beating their wives into a coma just to make sure its a down market.

  • canister

    Bloody Mo! Will the Islamic dumbheadery never end? The excuses you hear for ___ (pretty much fill in the blank) coming out of many Muslim mouths makes me wonder if it’s all the inbreeding* they do that has dumbed down Muslims. (* When you work with severely disabled people, you learn to ask Muslim parents how closely related they are. This isn’t snark, it’s true.)

  • David

    Clearly this is Israel’s fault. Let me count all the bad things that Israel has done:

    They invaded the sovereign nation of Palestine and then rewrote history to pretend that they had some kind of connection to the land.

    Israel conducted a campaign of extermination against the Palestinians.

    Israel’s spies conspire with the CIA to keep all of the Muslim countries from developing and democratizing.

    Israel caused 9/11.

    Israel made me fat.

    Israel showed up to my office Christmas party, uninvited, got me drunk, and then stole my girlfriend while I was passed out.

    • Larry Larkin

      Don’t forget Israeli soldiers don’t rape arab women because they are racist.

  • md nor

    islam is the best religion while muslims is the worst followers.

  • paulette nj

    Its because men in many parts of the world get away with it!Men are basically oversexed,they think about it 200 times a day.They get to blame it on the women,hell,blame everything on the weaker sex!The USA was like that not so long ago!You could beat and rape your wife or any domestic partner!Tough laws had to be put in place and women had to get stronger and carry a gun,for things to change.