New York’s Worst Terrorist Pizza Shop Burns Down in Islamophobic Fire

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If you were hoping to catch a disease from your pizza and support Islamic terrorism, the fire that burned down Halal Mojoes Chicken & Pizza means that you’ll just have to settle for any one of a thousand other Muslim fast food joints where diseased rats are passed off as kebabs and the profits are contributed to Al Qaeda and Hezbollah.

A fire has destroyed a New York restaurant owned by a man charged last month with plotting vengeance attacks against members of the U.S. military.

Firefighters responded late Sunday night to a report of a fire at the former Mojoes Restaurant in Rochester and had to break down the boarded-up door of the building to get inside. The restaurant’s interior was destroyed.

Firefighters are still trying to determine what happened and while it’s easy to blame Islamophobia, Mojoes was also hated by black people due to its involvement in the sexual abuse and grooming of young boys. And it’s not unheard of for Muslim settlers to torch their businesses for the insurance money.

Also the place was disgusting and about as well maintained as you expect a terrorist hangout to be.

Floors, walls, ceilings, not smooth, properly constructed, in disrepair, dirty surfaces

Premises littered, unnecessary equipment and article present, living quarters no completely separated for food service operations, live animals, birds and pets not excluded

Lighting and ventilation inadequate, fixtures not shielded, dirty ventilation hoods, ductwork, filters, exhaust fans

Plumbing and sinks not properly sized, installed, maintained; equipment and floors not properly drained

So it’s not too farfetched to assume that whatever happened was caused by poor maintenance. Sadly this will deny dozens of patrons a fine dinning experience.

Nasty, nasty, nasty. Nasty food, our sub was wrapped in tinfoil and it got all stuck together. Our pizza sub was bread with way too much sauce poured over it, 3 pieces of pepperoni and some cheese melted to the tinfoil. The chicken was dried out, NO SPICES?! Bland and just worthless. We asked for wedges and got regular french fries. The woman taking orders had a nasty attitude and it took them over 30 minutes to cook this “food”! NEVER AGAIN. DO NOT GO HERE!

Problem solved.

  • MarieC

    Baaahahahahaha….

  • DogmaelJones1

    Sounds like having a place at Henry the First’s banquet table and chowing down on what was served then (without utensils, unknown then) was less risky and less disgusting than having an alleged pizza at Halal Mojoes Chicken & Pizza.

  • Hard Little Machine

    So insurance fraud next?

  • Youcankeepyourdoctor Period

    Did they serve goat too or just fuck them?

  • Luke101

    Our Menu:
    Cocoanut Allah Akhbars
    Double Cheeseburka in a Black Box
    Flechette Fries w/ blood sauce
    Roasted Virgin Goat Head, (no guarantees)

    All meat is butchered alive slowly, and in searing pain, as prescribed Halal.

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      Cheeseburka, Cheeseburka, Cheeseburka.

      Mecca Cola – no Pepsi.

    • mike

      Xlint!! Is that a cheeseburka with akbarbeque sauce?

  • ObamaYoMoma

    Terrorists Pizza Shop? You’re off the rails going off the deep end again!

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      I boycott anything that’s labeled, advertised as “halal”.

      “halal” is equal as saying “death to America” – which is why Socialists would buy that “halal” crap.

  • Chance Boudreaux

    Now where can I get a durka-durka special?

  • Jerry G

    What’s the big mystery about the fire? The answer is simple. Insurance money. Nothing new about this.