Obama Inc. Tells Border Patrol to Run Away from Illegal Aliens Throwing Stones


The Palestinization of America’s southern border is nearly complete.

 Top administration officials have directed 21,000 border patrol officers to retreat whenever illegal immigrants throw rocks at them, and to avoid getting in front of foreign drug-smugglers’ vehicles as they head north with their drug shipments.

“Agents shall not discharge firearms in response to thrown or hurled projectiles… agents should obtain a tactical advantage in these situations, such as seeking cover or distancing themselves,” said the instructions, issued Mar. 7, under the signature of Michael Fisher, chief of U.S. Border Patrol.

Ah yes, a tactical advantage in order to… do nothing. That tactical advantage is also known as a strategic withdrawal or a retreat. The process will naturally encourage illegal alien DREAMERs to go invading America in the hopes that the GOP will be stupid enough to pass amnesty and create permanent Democratic Party rule.

Agents were also directed to keep their weapons holstered when drug smugglers drive by. Agents can’t use guns against “a moving vehicle merely fleeing from agents,” say the instructions.

However, the instructions also suggest that officers be penalized if they don’t step back. Agents “should not place themselves in the path of a motor vehicle or use their body to block a vehicles’s path,” according to new instructions.

Before long, they’ll be expected to escort the drug smuggling vehicles just like they escort unaccompanied minor aliens.

  • A Z

    “should obtain a tactical advantage in these situations, such as seeking cover or distancing themselves,”

    Seeking cover or distancing one’s self does not axiomatically confer tactical advantage.

    The pointed haired bosses at U.S. Border Patrol want to keep their job, since Obama a has another 2 years and 11 months. A Republican can win the Whitehouse but the pointy hairs will determiner which political party is stronger before deciding if they are going to work with a Republican president.

    • Daniel Greenfield

      There’s a shortage of non-amnesty GOP presidential candidates.

  • Erudite Mavin

    This recent Obama dump has to do with the Border Patrol along the border of San Diego – Tijuana who had large rocks thrown at them and hit, one of the attacking Mexicans was shot. The Border Patrol are supposed to suck it up and take it.

    Obama, the Amnesty boy who by Executive Order in 2012 created Dream Act Amnesty and stated if congress does not give him what he wants, Obama will finish his Amnesty Agenda.

    The loon who won the straw poll vote at CPAC, Rand Paul
    also pushing this agenda.

    The Rand Paul Evolution: Rand Paul calls for ‘path to citizenship’ for illegals

    By Rosalind S. Helderman, Published: March 19, 2013

    The dramatic shift in the Republican Party on immigration continued Tuesday,
    as Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), a conservative tea party icon and possible 2016
    presidential contender, endorsed an overhaul of the nation’s immigration laws
    that would allow the nation’s estimated 11 million illegal immigrants to obtain
    legalized status.

    “Immigration will not occur until conservative
    Republicans, like myself, become part of the solution.
    Rand’s dad, Ron voted every time in congress against bills that would fence the border.

    • DB1954

      Rand Paul is a chip off the old nutcase block. And when will he COMB HIS GD HAIR?

      • Erudite Mavin

        That’s the truth and the whine is grating

    • Daniel Greenfield

      Rand Paul is a conservative? Well that’s new.

      • Erudite Mavin

        You hit it Daniel.
        My thought also when I see Rand listed
        as Conservative or Republican.

  • laura r

    the u.s.a. has an open border. so what else is new? the mexicans know it, the central americans know it everyone knows it. why even pay the border patrol? another circus pony act.

    • A Z

      A Republican should call a press conference and say that he is sponsoring a bill to defund the border patrol as they do no enforcement anyway.

      1. He will get no committee chairmanships. Boehner will see to it.

      2. It will embarrass Boehner. Obama, and the Democrat Party.

      3. But it will call attention to the issue.

      • Hass

        It’ll be totally ignored.

        • A Z


          It is worth a try. Maybe the Congressman can sucker them with a fake special announcement and get them there with cameras.

  • objectivefactsmatter

    He’s been trying to foment a global “intifada” against “capitalism” since he saw the opportunity from the OWS movement. He thinks jihadis are just rationally opposed to “neo colonialism” and that the “transformed” America will make everyone peaceful. Of course just like Stalin he knows he might need some internment camps before the transformation is complete.

    • patti livernash

      my Aunty Arianna got a nearly new silver
      Chevrolet Colorado Crew Cab by working part time off of a macbook air. try this

    • truebearing

      If we aren’t stopping illegal aliens or smugglers, we aren’t stopping terrorists. They can drive across the border with suitcase nukes, chemical, or biological weapons, courtesy of Nero-bama.

    • pete

      so, does that make it the United States of Apartheid ??

      catchy/kitschy ?

  • Gee

    This should be interesting considering the Border Patrol has killed more Mexicans in Mexico than Israel has killed Arabs in the last 5 years

    • Drakken

      So? Have you ever wondered why ranchers and farmers along the border no longer call the BP anymore? As for Israel, you guys are slipping.

  • Gee

    Okay I’ll bite – what part about illegal didn’t they understand

    • jakespoon

      All of it. To them illegal means a sick bird.

  • CateLaurel

    This is INSANE! Would someone please explain WHY these stupid “instructions” have been given?

    • Daniel Greenfield

      Because Obama is in power

    • CaoMoo

      because uncle sam has gone full stupidly senile in his old age. 200 years is the self destruct for democracy it seems

    • laura r

      self explainatory

  • Chris Gait

    Projectiles merit projectiles. Give our border patrol full auto weapons with barrel mounted grenade launchers.

    • Drakken

      I would much prefer Ma Deuce, it leaves more of an impression.

  • http://www.chaverimisrael.org Norbert Haag

    Another proof that the US Administration and its minions are going mad.

  • truebearing

    Obama is paralyzing the nation’s defense mechanisms. This one is obviously intended to swell the numbers of illegal aliens that will be allowed to vote. The more dire the prospects for the Democrats in 2014 and 2016, the more of this kind of presidential treason we will see.

  • Hass

    Is this a joke? Surely the US can’t be that Effing stupid?

    • macktoid

      unfortunately, yes we can. We’re so screwed.

  • truebearing

    There has to be a mental competency/moral test for voters if representative government is going to have a chance of surviving statist creep.