Nothing says tolerance like Al Sharpton, except maybe the KKK and the Turner Diaries. That’s why Obama will be speaking at Sharpton’s National Action Network which may or may not take on such vital issues as the provenance of the pyramids, hot sauce and the Jews.
“White folks was [sic] in caves while we were building empires…. We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and those Greek homos ever got around to it,” Sharpton has said.
Perhaps the enthusiastic lynchers of Brendan Eich will spare a thought for Sharpton and his MSNBC gig? Who are we kidding.
The noted civil rights leader also had strong views on hot sauce and fried chicken.
“You the best chicken ____ in the universe. Gonna buy some Colonel Sanders chicken. Then the Chinaman come in and throw some hot ___ [cough] ___. Then the Korean sells us watermelon. ___ watermelon all my life. They’re gonna cut it up and put it in a bucket with a rubber band around it, and then we’re gonna buy it like it’s somethin we didn’t know what it was,” Sharpton said.
Perhaps the #CancelColbert activists can get on this one? Right, I forgot. They’re hypocrites.
And who could forget Sharpton’s unique gift for racial healing. “If the Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house.”
Truly a racist for all seasons.