Orange-Skinned Democrat Who Lost Race to Latino Republican, Blames GOP Racism

Racism!

Racism!

Damn those racist Republicans. They’re so racist that they voted for a Latino man over an Orange man.

During an interview on Fusion’s America with Jorge Ramos, Former Florida Governor Charlie Crist, D, cited racism and other intolerant views as the reason he left the Republican party.

Crist, who is running for his old office against incumbent Governor Rick Scott, R, said he felt uncomfortable being affiliated with GOP ideals, which he said are perceived as “anti-women, anti-minority, anti-women, anti-gay, anti-education, and anti-environment.”

Crist, an Orange-American, was comfortable being part of the GOP with anti-women, anti-minority, anti-women, anti-gay, anti-ponies, anti-dolphins, anti-showtunes and anti-manatee agenda until he lost a Senate primary to Marco Rubio, a Latino Republican.

Then outraged at the incredible racism of being defeated by a Latino Republican, Crist became an Independent.

In the general election, Crist was running against Marco Rubio, a Latino Republican and Kendrick Meek, a Black Democrat.

Bill Clinton begged Meek to drop out and let Crist win, because while there are plenty of Black politicians, there was only one Orange politician.

But Meek was too racist to listen. And Charlie Crist lost. By a landslide.

The Racist Latino vote went to Marco Rubio by 55 percent. 74% of the African-American racist vote went to Meek.

And even the White vote went to Rubio.

Sadly there are no exit polls on the Orange vote.

Despite running as an independent, 51 percent of Independents voted for Rubio.

Realizing that there was too much racism among Independents, Crist became a Democrat and is out to fight Republican racism.

Having lost an election to a Black man and a Latino man, this Orange-American is determined to expose Republican racism once and for all.

Some might say that Crist stopped being a Republican because he lost a Republican primary and stopped being an Independent because he lost as an Independent. But those people, like Crist, are probably racist.

Charlie Crist has yet to lose an election as a Democrat. He’s just completing his collection.

  • http://www.BanLiberals.com/ Ban Liberals

    Charlie Crist didn’t “become” a Democrat. He always was one.

    He simply shed his cloak and became visible.

    Another term for Charlie Crist will destroy Florida and render it as twisted and broke as California, because that’s what liberals do. And Charlie Crist always was and is… a liberal.

    • rangerider

      Christ is a Snollygoster:-) Nothing more nor less as are many of our politicians on the left or rinos:-)

  • fidobite

    Orange people unite!!! Eat more Florida oranges!!!!!!

    Poor guy, just couldn’t get his skin color right.

  • DogmaelJones1

    So, Charlie Crist devolved into the Democrat he always was anyway. Now, what makes him think that Democrats aren’t racist? Racism is the Democrats’ leitmotif, has been for long over a century. They are the Plantation Party and the Party of the Ku Klux Klan and they want to put everyone, black and white and Asian, on the welfare state plantation.

    • Gee

      The Democrats were also the Copperheads against Abraham Lincoln – supporting Southern slavery

      • DogmaelJones1

        Now that you mention it, Crist DOES have a “Coppertone” hue. That makes him a “bad penny.”

  • De Doc

    Hilarious! I wonder when Christ will start an advocacy group for Orange Americans?

  • Elizabeth Cape Cod

    And I suppose he thinks Boehner is a ‘creamsicle’….get it? …as conservative blacks are considered oreos…..sheesh

  • cxt

    When you take as many different positions as Crist has had……the voters don’t know where you stand on an given issue or even what you stand for.
    Perhap a sponser? Maybe Orange Julies? Or perhaps the firm that makes those traffic cones? ;)

    • http://grumpyelder.com/ Grumpy

      That’s the thing about Crist, regardless what opinion you have, regardless of the subject, at some point he’s been on your side

  • Erudite Mavin

    and, Orange Man’s Democrat party voted out in Fla. African American Republican, Col. Allan West.

  • Habbgun

    Does this mean that products like orange soda, orangeade, orange juice and orange liqueurs are all racist?

  • Fritz Kohlhaas

    LOL!!!

  • RedStateVet

    He should move to CA. That fruitcake State is full of orange people. He should be able to peel off enough of the vote there.

  • D Brown

    After Crist loses as a Democrat he could try the Green Party.