Scotland Needs 500,000 Muslims to be “Independent”

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I don’t see a problem with this plan. With 500,000 Pakistanis forming 10 percent of Scotland, finally it will have the booming economic productivity of Pakistan. I’m not sure what the Gay Police Association of Scotland will do to avoid losing their heads.

Pakistanis in the UK have twice the unemployment rate, so there will be more investment in their job training and social services which will pay off when a bunch of them drive up to the Glasgow Airport and try to blow themselves up.

An independent Scotland could open its doors to a huge influx of immigrants who would fill a city the size of Edinburgh, Treasury chiefs have claimed.

Also it could set itself on fire. I’m not sure why it would want to do that, but it would probably be cleaner in the long run.

A separate Scotland’s weaker fiscal position would mean a rapidly ageing population would have to be countered by a massive rise in foreign workers – a policy endorsed by the SNP.

Alex Salmond’s proposed solution is to lift restrictions on non-EU immigration if he wins the referendum, bringing in more workers from abroad.

But despite repeated requests for precise estimates, the Scottish Government has so far failed to produce detailed information.

By 2035-36, that would take the total to an eye-watering 480,000 – a near  9 per cent rise on Scotland’s current population, placing unprecedented strain on health services and housing.

The alternative would be to increase taxes or slash public spending to ensure the government could afford services for the growing number of elderly pensioners.

Pakistan has double the birth rate of Scotland so you can do the math on that one.

This report is obviously a bit of FUD from the UK aimed at the SNP (that’s enough abbreviations for the moment), but unfortunately it’s the sort of madness that the SNP seems willing to embrace.

  • pennie59

    You could probably fill Scotland with disaffected Americans. At least until the liberals in DC are wiped out.

  • American Patriot

    This is yet another reason why we must support Scotland remaining part of America’s closest ally, the United Kingdom. In Scotland, the Unionists (those who support the UK’s territorial integrity and democracy) are our allies while the separatists are our opponents. In Scotland, political conservatives are generally pro-Union, while the radical left there is generally pro-separatist. It is just like Puerto Rico.

    • IronMaidenaregods

      In Scotland, Labour and the Liberal Democrats are unionists who are anti-American.

      Just like Puerto Rico? Get knotted.

  • De Doc

    UK is headed for a real disaster soon. The demographics are kicking in and there is no turning back now.

  • liz

    No matter where you go, leftist stupidity is the same. They need more guys like the one in the picture. Is he Scottish?

    • DB1954

      That’s racist, liz. You should be ashamed of yourself. But if you must know, his name is Mohammed McPherson. Scotland is becoming truly mulitcultural. Mohammed is a Muslim transvestite. He’s currently staging a demonstration of one (himself) in protest of gay police brutality against Scottish Muslim t-gurls.

      • patrickhamilton

        Don’t confuse liz. His name is NOT Mohammed McPherson. He would abhor being called after a paedophile. He is a brave Scotsman who helped stop further destruction and carnage at Glasgow airport when the juhadists tried to set the place ablaze.

  • DogmaelJones1

    This should be interesting, if Salmond’s wishes come true: Whole regiments of Pakistani Muslims in kilts, playing “Alluha Akar” on their bagpipes, a bevy of burqa-clad chorines doing the Highland fling, and brand new butchers’ shops selling halal haggis and falafal oatmeal cookies.

    • UCSPanther

      And waving around four foot long scimitars (A reference to the Scottish Claymore)…

      • DogmaelJones1

        Hoot, mon!

  • http://oddhammer.com/tutorials/debt_clock/US_debt_clock_dynamic.swf John Barleycorn

    Keep them evil Bastardos out of your country if you know what’s good for you . . . just saying

  • Chris Jones

    You are the best political writer on the planet Earth, Mr. Greenfield. You’re even better than Mark Steyn, and that’s saying a lot. I can tell your style half way through the first paragraph, too. Kudos, Mate…

    • Daniel Greenfield

      I don’t think myself his equal, but that’s high praise indeed

  • YouHateMe

    Do they honestly believe that the muslims will be content to remain the minority for ever?? Why don’t they stop taking birth control and having abortions and perhaps their birth rates would grow?

    • DB1954

      No, they just don’t care. They hate the English more than the Paks, and apparently, liberal Scottish women hate babies more than the Paks.

      • YouHateMe

        The road is being paved for the man. That is all. It’s just sad to see people damning themselves with good intentions.

  • Guest

    Why don’t we repatriate all of the Scot-Irish Americans back to Scotland? What the civilized nations of the world do not need are backward cretins from third world nations destroying Western Civilization.

    • DB1954

      Scotland is becoming a third world nation because of liberal policies.

  • Aurelius

    Unbelievable. Those damned fools!

  • Marylou

    “Independent”? Are you kidding? Is there a word in Scottish for “jizya”?

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      Remember Pan Am 103 and how scotland relelased the convicted bomber of Pan Am 103 on “compassionate” grounds – spitting in the face of the families of the victims of that bombing.

      • IronMaidenaregods

        The convicted bomber wasn’t guilty. The whole thing was a put-up job.

        Still, don’t let the facts get in the way of your rant.

  • truebearing

    What happened to you Scots and your legendary fighting spirit? Stop whining about the English and have some children, for pete sake.

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      Estrogen poisoned Haggis.

      • YouHateMe

        LOL Perhaps?! Sumptin in the water….Obama drinks the same?