Stanley Cohen, Hamas Terror Lawyer, Finally Taken Down by… IRS

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Stanley Cohen, the worst person ever, finally pleads guilty to tax charges… in his own style.

“I plead to being an enemy of the fascist state,” Cohen told The Associated Press on Monday after leaving court. ”

Under the plea agreement, Cohen faces up to 18 months in prison at sentencing, which was scheduled for Aug. 21.

Cohen represented bin Laden son-in-law Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, who was convicted March 26 in Manhattan for his role as al-Qaida’s chief spokesman.

He also has filed lawsuits against Israel for what he calls “the theft of Palestine”.

And he really, really likes terrorists.

“If I don’t support the politics of political clients, I don’t take the case,” he once said. A few weeks after September 11, he said, “If Osama bin Laden arrived in the United States today and asked me to represent him, sure I’d represent him.”

He points proudly to a recent picture of him sitting side by side with Sheik Ahmed Yassin, the Hamas spiritual leader who cheers on the shrapnel-laden Palestinian bombers from his wheelchair in Gaza.

“I’ve been arrested on a good number of occasions – it comes with the turf – both before being a lawyer and since being a lawyer. But, as we say, inshallah” – Allah willing – “my record is perfect.”

No more.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office alleges Cohen failed to file income taxes for six years from 2005-10, to report a cash payment of more than $10,000 and to maintain records or books of transactions.

And it’s not the first time he pleaded guilty.

For the sake of argument – and Cohen’s life is all about argument – he will concede certain points. “I’m a pig. I’m a self-hating Jew. I’m a communist.”

  • retired

    To many people,Jews & non-Jews, the behavior of sociopaths like this lawyer & others of his ilk are hard to understand.It’s not really that hard to comprehend.Cohen has a sick,perverted soul.This whole crew of modern left wing extremists of Jewish background are merely updated Hellenized Jews.The Hellenized Jews of Biblical times supported Israel’s Greek/Syrian oppressors against their own people.They were the Universalists of their time at war with particularists who stood for Judaism!These sick birds,are & always were,the Quislings,the Vichy, of the Jewish people!

  • Nick Cameron

    How do slimes like this live with themselves?

  • wileyvet

    The targeted strike on Sheik Yassin was one of Israel’s best. The pictures of the wreckage of his wheelchair were hilarious. Now you see him, now you don’t. Just too bad Cohen wasn’t with him at the time.

  • DogmaelJones1

    What a peculiar person. “I’m a pig. I’m a self-hating Jew. I’m a communist.” Seeing that Islam disdains pigs, and Jews, and possibly even communists, how does he think he would be received in “Palestine”? I don’t think wearing the dish-towel thing is going to cut it with Hamas, Al-Qada, or any other terrorist outfit. Certainly not in Iran. His frog of a brain must be thoroughly boiled.

  • Judahlevi

    He is not a Jew. Period.

  • truebearing

    If Cohen knows he is a pig, that he hates himself, and is a communist, why doen’t he do something about it? He is choosing to defend evil, and admitting it. You could say he’s a sociopath but he’s even worse than that. He hates himself but he hates others as well. He hates good. He hates life. It figures that he is a communist.

  • Eva Szegedi

    Hope he grabs his ankles in the shower!