Taliban Accidentally Blow Themselves Up w/Own Bomb… in Mosque


This has really been a bad few months for Muslim bomb makers. Maybe they’ve been making too many bombs in the kitchens of their moms. Maybe the spring heat or the Hashish is getting to them, but the accident rate is through the roof. (via Religion of Peace)


A local Taliban commander was among five militants killed following an explosion inside a mosque in eastern Ghazni province of Afghanistan.

Local government officials said the militants were killed while they were making an improvised explosive device (IED) to carry out a roadside bomb explosion.

Deputy provincial governor Mohammad Ali Ahmadi said the incident took place on Saturday morning in western party of Ghazni city.

Ahmadi further added that the Taliban commander was recognized as Mullah Sadiq who was killed along with four other militants following the explosion.

At least seven militants were killed while making improvised explosive devices (IEDs) inside a mosque in Deh Yak district late in March.

Blowing up your own mosque. Barry would approve.

  • 4arepublic

    Premature detonation. Surely they were wearing their fruit of kabooms.

  • DogmaelJones1

    What are they using for instructions? An IHOP-like placemat for connecting the dots? Audio-visual aids? Bogus adepts as instructors? Or are they just clumsy
    apprentices? “You see, this wire goes here, and that wire goes there…No,
    wait…Whoops!!” Kaboom! Maybe they’re trying for a Ripley’s record.

  • herb benty

    The center of Islamic insanity- the mosque- would see stuff like this.Appropriate.

  • wileyvet

    In a mosque you say. That’s a bonus. No doubt they were going to get Allah’s blessing for this bomb. This still counts towards the 72 “raisins” and the virgin boys in paradise right?

  • A Z

    Poor blighters!

    They were part of the ISI supply network and not the Iranian supply network. If they had been supplied by the Iranians, they would have had reliable, factory made IEDs guaranteed to blow up American troops instead of having to jury rig something in the local fort … err hide out …. err Mosque.

    Maybe the jury was rigged. After all Allah is the best of the deceivers (Qur’an 3:54).

    • Rick

      Or, maybe it’s those ee-ville joooooos…

      • A Z

        I didn’t know where you were coming from. Straight up, the comment could be from a person who blames Jews for everything.

        I wasn’t sure so I went through the last 20 posts to get a feel for
        how you think.

        Your comments on Weasel Zippers (& those of others) are a riot. TY, I needed a good laugh. I should read the Weasel Zipper story comments more often.

        P.S. I still wonder about the “beard” vis a vis Michelle and Obama.

  • popseal

    Two turds with one flush……..

  • Lee B.

    My sincere condolences to these followers of MoHAMmed (Poopy be upon him).

  • ObamaYoMoma

    I wonder how many Christians have died while building bombs in churches? For that matter, I also wonder how many Jews have been killed in synagogues while making bombs? Meanwhile, Hindus and Buddhists are routinely killed in temples while making bombs all the time.

    • bsurfside

      You silly fool when did you hear about Buddhists and Hindus making bombs you Muslim trash

      • Utho

        Bsurfside, his intention was to be ironic. To show the crass difference between islam and all other religions.

        • bsurfside

          Point taken ,was too early in the morning

    • afftongrown

      You’re an idiot!

      • ilovegardenias

        Really? Care to say why? Can you tell us how many Chr*stians and Jews make bombs in their houses of worship?

      • glpage

        Has difficulty recognizing sarcasm…

      • ObamaYoMoma

        I wouldn’t look in the mirror if I were you.

    • Disco58

      How many atheists have blown up their own churches? Wait, we don’t have churches, because we don’t believe in fairy tales….

      • ObamaYoMoma

        because we don’t believe in fairy tales….

        Yes you do. You have replaced Jesus Christ with Karl Marx, who is one of the biggest buffoons to have ever walked the planet. Not only that, but you moonbats are even more rabid when it comes to forcing your unhinged beliefs down everybody’s throats by far than the most dedicated bible thumpers.

        • Disco58

          We’ve replaced christ with Karl Marx, really? On what do you base that presumption? If I may, at least Karl Marx was a real person. Christ MAY have been a real man, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt on that, but I can guarantee none of the ‘miracles’ attributed to him were real. If anything, he was simply a prophet of the time who weaved a good tale, based on the old testament, which were nothing but stories passed through generations by word of mouth. And we all know what happens with that. Also, the whole notion of christ, all he purportedly did, the resurrection, et al, were stolen from any number of previous religions. There are strikingly similar stories centuries before the christ story, so it’s definitely not unique. The only time I get on my soapbox is when I’m told I, and my children are going to burn in hell for all eternity, as are anyone in my family or circle of friends simply for associating with me. If that’s an example of the “unconditional” love that this supreme being is suppose to exude, I think I’ll pass on putting any faith in him/her/it. I have always thought it interesting that the devout cannot come up with the slightest shred of tangible proof of any biblical account, short of some archaeological diggings. And those only suggest the existence of ancient cities, with zero evidence of their divine demise. And don’t even get me started on the ark. A ship of that size holding a pair of every living creature on the planet, and a food supply for them, really? Oh, and apparently the dinosaurs were told to piss off. Then there’s Noah and his immediate family (eight people total) recreating all of humanity afterward? A bit of incest thrown in for good measure?.
          Getting back to Karl Marx for a moment…. The stigma associated with communism is when it morphs into the government type adopted in the Eurasian continent in the twentieth century. Marx’ basic views on socialism and communism mirror rather closely those attributed to christ, and to the ten commandments (specifically 3 and 10). The capitalistic view of worshiping wealth and idols of gold over all else, and the perspective of wanting what your neighbor has as symbols of perceived status and success. The bible teaches that christ was all about ‘community’, helping his fellow man, and lifting them out of slavery (literally and figuratively) to the elite classes. Capitalism at it’s finest is essentially a slave owner class; it maintains a very hard line between the ‘haves’ and ‘have nots’. There are few who have actually worked their way into becoming that 1% – most now are simply born into it, automatically giving them a sense of ‘I’m better than you’ – and it gives them the tools to maintain their elite status, all the while preventing others from climbing the ladder. The notion that “anyone” can succeed (meaning attaining real wealth) simply by hard work is an illusion fed to the masses from the elite. One of the core concepts of Exodus was that material wealth (and the worship thereof) was not a road to happiness. If you want to see true communism successfully applied, take a look at the Amish here in the US. While they are indeed devout christians, they embrace the simplest lifestyle, shunning materialistic ideals, and as tenaciously as a bulldog on a bone, adhere to the concepts of WE and US. There is nothing to covet, and ‘helping thy neighbor’ is a guarantee.

  • oneteedoffpatriot

    American tax-payer money sure doesn’t buy what it used to.

  • truebearing

    Well, if at first you don’t succeed…your head is orbiting the earth. Keep trying though, boys. Practice makes for well ventilated mosques, and don’t abandon trial and error as a learning method. It can be very exciting.

  • Patick

    They must be whittled down to dummies in the ranks.

  • ukskins

    Great news to wake up to

  • Michael McFarland

    How GREAT thou art

  • standard155

    They shamelessly use their own mosque as terrorist bunkers.

    • Michael Copeland

      “Every single mosque in the world, by definition, is modeled on the
      mosque of Muhammad in Medina… Consequently, it was a storage place for arms, a military training base, and was where troops were blessed and
      Sam Solomon, former professor of Sharia law

    • bsurfside

      And schools too

      • afftongrown

        A time will come to bomb their mosques and schools to rid the world of their terror!

  • bsurfside

    There are so many of them so it does not really matter .

    • Von Stierlitz

      Well, maybe “radicalization” of muzzies is not such a bad thing. Maybe if they all get “radical”, they’ll blow up faster than they reproduce.

  • Von Stierlitz

    Finally, muslims are doing something good. They need to this more often.

  • Davros11

    Awesome! I will be in bliss for the rest of the day :) I love it when these animals blow themselves up! We should have a reality show showing the fools killing themselves and their stupid followers. What a beautiful day it is !

  • Paul Golden

    I think they were practicing what it feels like when the bomb goes off. Many more of them should practice the same way.

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  • hrwolfe

    I certainly hope we can encourage more of this type of action, good job jihadi’s.

  • afftongrown

    This is the type of muslim activity Obama should be advocating! Hopefully, this trend will continue!

  • Rukhama

    This is great news. I’m sorry, but I can’t help feeling good about those deaths.

  • Warlord1958

    They blow up so quick….

  • Eric Mc Cullough

    Karma and strong prayer works wonders! Cursed yourselfs good LOL! bring it to the US anymore and we will be doing full clean up! You have a history of failing and it will happen again!

  • John Burns

    WTF ! No Video ???

    • American1969


  • Robert D’Arensbourg

    They NEED Cialis, which, by experience, prevents premature detonation.

  • American1969

    Sometimes, Karma can be a real b.tch.

  • Lorraine

    When they start blowing themselves up in mosques in the U.S., you’ll know the time has come to make a stand.

  • mercury

    The feel good story of the day!

  • bbgunplinkplink

    the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim.

  • Ellsworth Toohey

    Someone forgot to tell them that the instructions have to be read form left to right not the arabic way right to left ! !!!!

  • Baghdadiya

    The only thing that worked in the past was when they were all commiees (60s and 70s). Once a muslim embraces communism he turns into islam basher. Communism exterminates islamism

  • Hard Little Machine

    Well, it’s a start.

  • ObamaYoMoma

    See what I mean about you moonbats cramming down your unhinged views down everyone’s throats. Not that I gave myself brain damage by reading that unhinged crap, because I didn’t. In any event though, thanks for proving my point and paragraphs are your friend.

    • Disco58

      You didn’t read my reply because it might cause your brain to actually function and think, and you’re delusion might be weakened. Can’t have that, now can we?

      • ObamaYoMoma

        and I don’t force my views on anyone. I simply make a logical statement (that you refuse to read) of what I think and believe . If you’d use your head for something besides a hatrack….

        BS…like the hypocrite you are, you are just as rabid about imposing your idiotic views as the Islamic totalitarian world is that wants to make Islam supreme throughout the world. Only you aren’t as intelligent as them. Plus, you don’t know how to use paragraphs.

        You didn’t read my reply because it might cause your brain to actually function and think, and you’re delusion might be weakened. Can’t have that, now can we?

        I don’t have to read your garbage to see you are a moron!

      • Gladman

        Disco58 thank you for that you said pretty much what most don’t want to hear, most likely because they are afraid of the truth and embarrassed that they have put so much faith in a comic book.

    • Disco58

      and I don’t force my views on anyone. I simply make a logical statement (that you refuse to read) of what I think and believe . If you’d use your head for something besides a hatrack….