Ted Cruz Offers Obama a Map from Fundraisers to Border


Obama has announced once again that he won’t be visiting the border.

“This isn’t theater. This is a problem,” Obama said.

Obviously. The guy who keeps doing #bearisloose photo ops is suddenly averse to political theater. Just not so averse that he hasn’t turned this into another opportunity to blame Congress for

1. not giving him more money.

2. Passing illegal alien amnesty

3. Being Republican

“The problem here is not a major disagreement around the actions that could be helpful in dealing with the problem. The challenge is, is Congress willing to act to get this done,” the president told reporters. “The question is are we more interested in politics or are we more interested in solving the problem.”

The solution is straightforward. Obama is interested in promoting the problem. Meanwhile Ted Cruz has offered to help Obama find his way to the border with a map.

  • CaoMoo

    Whoa wait wait wait what makes Cruz think Obama can read a map?

    • Ivan Ewan

      Win-win for Cruz then. I really hope that guy becomes your next President. The other Republican candidates all seem like the kind to roll over and beg.

      • BOB

        I’m a conservative but that will never, never happen. Cruz has turned the majority of conservatives against him, he’s had his ten minutes of fame. Now few even listen to him. We need other conservatives to beat the drum, not that guy.

        • Ivan Ewan

          So which other candidate has similar or better charisma, intelligence and ideology? If there isn’t one, the “majority of conservatives” don’t know what’s good for them.

    • Habbgun

      He doesn’t. Cruz superimposes the maps over a mirror and hopes that with all the hours Obama stares at he might catch on.

      • CaoMoo


  • truebearing

    Those lines are too straight. Obama doesn’t like straightness in any way. Maybe some crooked, bi-colored lines would grab his attention.