Here’s the new Hillary mug, you might think it was thrown together by a fan in a Cafe Press store, but no this is the real deal. And it can be yours for only 20 bucks.
That’s right. 20 bucks and 16 cents. Why 16 cents? I have no idea. Much like no one has any idea why Hillary should be president.
Sit down to your coffee with an angry woman glaring at her phone after a night of hard drinking and deliberately ignoring you. It’s a great way to prepare for the Hillary State of the Union address.
Previous attempts at Hillary gear have been inept and outright nightmarish. The reusable bag whose demented eyes follow you everywhere seems to be gone. And the H logo is now the official look of the campaign. It’s Hillary’s answer to the Obama O.
After some deep thought and brainstorming, Hillary Inc. has figured out how to jump on this Twitter trend by unveiling a 30 dollar t-shirt and 20 dollar mug with Hillary’s profile on it.
It’s as visionary as she is.
The Twitter profile describes her as “Wife, mom, lawyer, women & kids advocate, FLOAR, FLOTUS, US Senator, SecState, author, dog owner, hair icon, pantsuit aficionado, glass ceiling cracker, TBD…”
It’s not clear which glass ceilings that bio cracks. Being married to Bill Clinton is not a glass ceiling and there were plenty of female senators before her. Nor was Hillary Clinton the first female secretary of state. Just the least qualified one until Kerry came along.
Hillary is a dog owner though. Probably. With her you usually have to check.
Despite marketing her Twitter feed on 30 dollar t-shirts and 20 dollar mugs for the underprivileged, the glass ceiling cracker doesn’t tweet much. It’s Jan 13th now and her last tweet was on Jan 1st from Bill de Blasio’s inauguration. If Hillary Clinton takes time out from her busy schedule of giving speeches to rich people so they will give her money and awards to tweet twice a week, you can consider yourself lucky.
Not that Hillary tweets or writes her own books. But I guess Huma Abedin is busy watching her husband’s computer these days.
But if that doesn’t do it for you, try these cocktail napkins and champagne glasses. The cocktail napkins come with the quote “I really do hope that we have a woman president in my lifetime” embossed on them.
That’s a Hillary quote. Because she’s also modest.
They’re called “H”ostest with the mostest” napkins. Just a Ready for Hillary way of reminding everyone that she and her supporters are about as cool as Urkel and twice as with it.