The Hillary Mug is an Overpriced and Deceptive as Hillary Clinton


Here’s the new Hillary mug, you might think it was thrown together by a fan in a Cafe Press store, but no this is the real deal. And it can be yours for only 20 bucks.

That’s right. 20 bucks and 16 cents. Why 16 cents? I have no idea. Much like no one has any idea why Hillary should be president.

Sit down to your coffee with an angry woman glaring at her phone after a night of hard drinking and deliberately ignoring you. It’s a great way to prepare for the Hillary State of the Union address.

Previous attempts at Hillary gear have been inept and outright nightmarish. The reusable bag whose demented eyes follow you everywhere seems to be gone. And the H logo is now the official look of the campaign. It’s Hillary’s answer to the Obama O.

After some deep thought and brainstorming, Hillary Inc. has figured out how to jump on this Twitter trend by unveiling a 30 dollar t-shirt and 20 dollar mug with Hillary’s profile on it.

It’s as visionary as she is.

The Twitter profile describes her as “Wife, mom, lawyer, women & kids advocate, FLOAR, FLOTUS, US Senator, SecState, author, dog owner, hair icon, pantsuit aficionado, glass ceiling cracker, TBD…”

It’s not clear which glass ceilings that bio cracks. Being married to Bill Clinton is not a glass ceiling and there were plenty of female senators before her. Nor was Hillary Clinton the first female secretary of state. Just the least qualified one until Kerry came along.

Hillary is a dog owner though. Probably. With her you usually have to check.

Despite marketing her Twitter feed on 30 dollar t-shirts and 20 dollar mugs for the underprivileged, the glass ceiling cracker doesn’t tweet much. It’s Jan 13th now and her last tweet was on Jan 1st from Bill de Blasio’s inauguration. If Hillary Clinton takes time out from her busy schedule of giving speeches to rich people so they will give her money and awards to tweet twice a week, you can consider yourself lucky.

Not that Hillary tweets or writes her own books. But I guess Huma Abedin is busy watching her husband’s computer these days.


But if that doesn’t do it for you, try these cocktail napkins and champagne glasses. The cocktail napkins come with the quote “I really do hope that we have a woman president in my lifetime” embossed on them.

That’s a Hillary quote. Because she’s also modest.

They’re called “H”ostest with the mostest” napkins. Just a Ready for Hillary way of reminding everyone that she and her supporters are about as cool as Urkel and twice as with it.

  • mindRider

    20,16 Election time?

    • Daniel Greenfield

      Ah, how did I miss that. Monetary symbolism for a bought election.

      • Chavi Beck

        Wow, you really do produce these gems at the drop of a hat. Kudos.

        • Daniel Greenfield

          no rabbits though

  • MJUdall

    My cup runneth over with this BS.

  • john spielman

    what is FLOAR and FLOTUS? is it “female looking overweight angry rejected, and female lying overtly to us?

    • Daniel Greenfield

      First lady of Arkansas, first lady of the US

      • AKEK

        Or, First LAdy of The US.

  • virginiagentleman1

    A few descriptive words are missing from the mug though, like LIAR, FRAUD, and MORAL COWARD. Just sayin’.

  • Habbgun

    Isn’t calling someone a “glass ceiling cracker” racist?

    • George Butler

      LMAO, that’s good..

      • Lunagirl

        Really good. I wanted to “like” it 100 times, but of course it doesn’t work that way.

  • Johnnnyboy

    That artwork is so bad it borders on humor. Fair or not, older does not work for a women. They should air brush some of the wrinkles away and make her face look thinner. She is taking on some of the heft that is normal for an older women.
    And that “H” is a fright. Not a bad design idea but it needs more color. Black with two colors on the mug would cost more but help a lot. It is like the stuff they do for Obama, only incompetent. Plus the writing on the mug should play on the “Ready” theme in a more obvious way. Something like start with “Ready to lead… ,” and then play on the stated theme.

    • Rugger

      How about a mug with a couple dead bodies, with rioters/attackers/flames in the background, and her campaign slogan “Really, what does it matter now?!?”

    • Daniel Greenfield

      Their earlier artwork was worse.

    • Gregoryno6
      • Johnnnyboy

        Well, you know, try different things to find what works. She has a lot of Hollywood supporters, Why not draw on some of the talent out there?

        • Daniel Greenfield

          She would need the twenty and thirty something graphic designer fans that O had instead.

  • darnellecheri

    Imagine. Bill back to chasing/engaging/violating/abusing female interns and others in the White House.

  • truebearing

    In celebration of her icy personality, how about a frosty mug for beer drinkers? They could call it the “Vince Froster.”

    That coffee mug image is unintentionally revealing. Nothing says “you can’t trust me” like a power-obsessed old woman wearing dark shades.

    • DVult

      She’s probably wondering why the screen seems sort of dark – duh, it’s the sunglasses!


    AND if the coffee mug is made in China, GUARANTEED it’s radioactive. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! I have an Inspector Alert Geiger counter and have tested ALL my coffee mugs made in China – the white ones have CPMs of about 100-120, WAY over ambient and EPA alert status. It’s hazmat waste as per my local Dept of Health buds – I sit on a county board with these guys – I offered a bag full – they said bring it to hazmat disposal days. “regular” ceramic mugs have a higher than ambient reading, because the clay is naturally radioactive – usually 40-50 CPMs (counts per minute). 100-120 is off the chart. Someone check her mugs. I am not buying one for the honor, but I am thinking – made in China. heh!

    • GENUG

      PS: a Fukushima tip – start using glass for kitchen ware.

  • lyndaaquarius

    what an odd picture,but Mrs. Clinton obviously likes how she looks in it.Sunglasses so we can’t see her eyes. looks up to date with the smart phone.What does this pix say about her that she wants to communicate?Most politicians use photos that show them interacting with others. Not this one.As far as the napkin quote,Governor Palin is a woman and a very accomplished administrator,so she’ll be perfect, right Hillary???

  • ZZ

    Hillary and her supporters are about as cool as President Urkel? Yeah, I noticed that too. :) As if coffee weren’t bitter enough already. No we’re suppossed to pour it in a mug with a photo of her ugly mug on it.

    Fuck that. I’m switching to decaf until deHillary comes out.

    • defcon 4

      It’ll be the perfect mug for camel urine cocktails.

  • defcon 4

    Will the islam0fascist OIC be endorsing shrillery? Maybe some of her other admirers in the islam0fascist world can come out in support of her (e.g. Morsi).
    Maybe Shrillery’s motto for 2016 can be: Give Sharia a chance.

  • defcon 4

    Alternative campaign slogan for shrillery: Voter fraud, yes we can.

  • George Butler

    God help us if she pulls this off..

  • charles chapman

    is she running for president or head of the secret service?

  • Texas Patriot

    I think it’s an incredibly powerful campaign tactic.

  • Hard Little Machine

    If she wins she’ll be nearly 70 years old the first day on the job. How many times can she fall down bump her head and convalesce for 3 months like the last time?

  • cantonst

    Can’t wait to get mine…I’ve run out of skeet!

  • carpe diem 36

    the only mug I want to see is her mugshot, hanging in every post office. she is a certified criminal with blood on her hands. she was a failure and a joke as sec’t of state, running all over the place with not a thing to show for it. now this criminal empty head wants to be president, and so many idiots think she is qualified and will vote for her. what is left of this country when Obama leave office will be completely gone if she wins.