Louis XVI & Marie Antoinette Circa 2013

Vacation Photos 2013

Honestly, you just haven’t lived ’til you’ve stayed in a private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel, the Villa Padierna.

It only cost $95,000, and I was able to hold the total bill under $500,000 for the week. What a bargain!

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Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.

Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.

That’s quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

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But hey, Barack’s Air Force One costs about $200,000 per hour to operate and with his many trips, he spent almost half a billion dollars on flights alone last year. Yeah, that’s with a B? $500,000,000.

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By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters!

I’m ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha’s Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you’re not in Europe, you have to just grin and bear it.

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I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days.

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Cordially,

Michelle Obama

P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India!

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P.S.S. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha’s Vineyard – It was fabulous!
And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha’s Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days.

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P.S.S.S. Oh, I almost forgot to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great!

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P.S.S.S.S. We all had a fabulous time in Africa visiting Barack’s birthplace. What a wonderful place!

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P.S.S.S.S.S. Now the girls and I are back in Africa with my mom.

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Don’t forget my ski trip to Vail this winter.

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All this while Barack plays golf!

Thanks, America! But you owe it to me!

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Love ya!

Remember, we all have to share the pain of these hard economic times equally!
We love to redistribute and share the wealth.

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  • De Doc

    Michelle Obama’s mantra to the school kids: “Let them eat kale chips!”

    • JoanneSchoturd

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      • sebyandrew

        and his uncle lou died of mesathelioma and he also got a settlement from that too.

  • JTK

    Good article. The only problem is the title. Luis XVI relinquished most of the French monarchy absolute power during his reign. He was weak and indecisive monarch, but hardly a tyrant. Marie Antoinette was quite opposite person to what is attributed to her by popular myths. She never uttered the phrase “You can eat a cake”

    • Demo P. Seal; PouponMarks

      Marie Antoinette was a woman, however.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg

      • Americana

        Sorry, I’m having a problem controlling my middle finger. As an undiscerning woman, I’ll say this is BS.

        • truebearing

          As an “undiscerning” woman? As in inattentive, blind, thoughtless, uncritical? Yes, for once we agree.

          I don’t know if Michelle is a man, or if Barack is either, for that matter, but Michelle is more than a bit masculine looking. Don’t you think?

          The Obama’s have lied about everything else, and they are obsessed with LGBT issues. And at least three gay men who were friends of Obama when he lived in Chicago and attended Rev Wright’s fake Christian church were murdered, execution style, not long before he began his disastrous campaign for the presidency. Then there is Larry Sinclair…

          • Americana

            Oh, I’m pretty discerning, never you fear. They’re obsessed w/LBGT issues because (you fill in the blank). There are a huge number of African Americans w/very strong facial structure. Why is their facial structure so pronounced? Well, it’s liable to be natural selection choosing those traits suitable for African conditions. You’ve outed yourself as a Truther of **that stripe.**

          • truebearing

            I thought you are “undiscerning.” Now you’re “pretty discerning.” Which is it?

            Why am I a “truther?” I don’t believe 9/11 was faked or committed by our government, or whatever truthers happen to believe.

            All I said was that I can’t verify the gender of either Obama. Why should that outrage you? I was thought it was funny. Are you suggesting it would be a bad thing it they were the opposite of what they appear to be? Why? Are you saying being called a transexual is an insult?

            And why are you bringing up race? I didn’t mention race, and as far as I know, I didn’t have anything to do with the making of that video.

          • Americana

            Obviously you didn’t watch the video… You can’t verify the genders of either Obama? OMG. Freakin’ unbelievable. It doesn’t matter if you didn’t have anything to do w/the video if you agree with and propagate the silliness it contains. My ring fingers are longer, just FYI.

          • truebearing

            I watched the video. I’m just having some fun with it. Why are you so freaked out?

            As far as verifying the gender of either Obama, I haven’t seen any scientifically verified evidence, and you haven’t provided any either, so I remain healthily skeptical. I’m just trying to emulate your hero, Hiernonymouse. I need incontravertible evidence. I simply can’t accept unsupported claims.

            Your ring fingers are longer? Double OMG, you’re a man who acts like a woman! The sky IS falling!

      • Webb Cook

        Cannibal Mammy!

    • Underzog

      As pointed out in Ann Coulter’s book, “Demonic,” Louis XVI was a wimp; however, his Austrian wife, Marie Antoinette, was a very good person. The phrase, “let them eat cake,” were some of the worst words that were NEVER spoken.

      • BS77

        as was pointed out in Orwell’s Animal Farm, all animals are equal but some are MORE EQUAL than others………

    • Atikva

      You are right. Louis XVI was the cream of a private man at a time when a first class ruler was needed at the head of the realm.

      As to the Queen, even during her featherbrained years before the birth of her first child, she may have hurt the pride of the court people that she despised, but she would never have uttered such an insensitive remark concerning the people.

      It is Madame Victoire, one of her grand-aunts by marriage and a noted birdbrain, who said innocently, many years before the first revolution, concerning the shortage of bread afflicting the Parisian people: “If only they could resolve themselves to eat sweet buns instead!”

    • ann

      They have both been unfairly maligned throughout the last 3 centuries as being frivilous,uncaring,greedy. They may have had their faults,but they were not the tyrants some make them out to be and their executions were both totally unjust.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Robert Mugabe’s home is the largest privately owned home in all of Africa. Something for Obama to shoot for.

  • slhancock

    Seriously…someone SHOULD chronicle all the Obama trips, WH parties, etc. I’m thinking that they probably would come to an amount that would make even the most radical of lefties turn pale. As long as they don’t see the figures, they can say, “What’s the big deal! Let him have a vacation or two!” I’m certain that the figures would register someone in the 2-3Billion range as a conservative estimate…and who knows…for the higher end?

  • tagalog

    And don’t forget to eat your vegetables and get some exercise for an hour a day!

  • Christopher Riddle

    Ain’t It The TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bandido

    This would be funny if it wasn’t vomit-inducing.

  • Vlad Lenin

    Didn’t Lou and Marie get the guillotine?

    • Debbie G

      Yes, and for lesser crimes I would add.

  • Beck

    I think it’s unfair to compare Mrs Obama with M.A. —- to Marie Antoinette

    • johnnywood

      Yes because Marie Antoinette was a classy broad while Moochie is not.

  • Atikva

    What else to expect? Here is a couple of more or less Black people who have been taught that they were underprivileged and think the world owes them something because of the color of their skin. And after raging and ranting and blasting America for it for years, all of a sudden they have access to what they see as the non-Black people’s Walhalla. Whoa!

    Don’t count on them to show restraint or decency. They have to take their revenge! They are in a frenzy, roaming around, touching & trying everything, wallowing in what they think should always have been their birthright, they can’t get enough of it. Just like a passel of puppies released in a previously forbidden butcher shop.

  • truebearing

    The Obama’s are evil, narcissistic low-lifes. Their squandering of America’s money is only one of many crimes they have committed. They should both be sitting in jail, next to the cell Soros is occupying.

  • http://oldschooltwentysix.blogspot.com/ oldschooltwentysix

    You have outdone yourself.

    If anything shows the emptiness in the empathy about inequality and the environment, it is the opulence and fetish to act like entertainment stars, the waste, the sense that the rules do not apply because there are lofty intentions.

    The president is entitled to time off, but many have to stay at the Motel 6, on their own dime. He never was really poor and is not connected to the civil rights movement, except to receive accolades at elite institutions where there is no real diversity but a clear sense of privilege. There is too much insulation among them to recognize how removed it is from reality and the ill effects it causes.

  • CaoMoo

    Ive been saying this about him for years now

  • Debbie G

    Looks like one of the Obama daughters is getting a tad pudgy. Perhaps she should be removed from her private school serving those fattening lunches.

    • DogBoy The Cat

      Looks like both of them are filling out in the back.
      But it’s “racist” to mention that.