Andrew Klavan: Defend Cancer Against the Jews!

In this special episode, our host sides with the under-privileged victim of the Israeli occupation of science — Cancer! See the video and transcript below:

TRANSCRIPT:

I’m  Andrew Klavan and this is the Revolting Truth.

Today a disturbing story from across the sea.  International news sources are reporting that Israeli scientists have been plotting to kill cancer.  That’s right, sinister Jewish researchers who are Jewish have unleashed several new and deadly weapons in their insidious war against cancer.  They’ve developed a revolutionary new protein that could cause cancer cells to destroy themselves in what can only be described as a massacre of the innocent… cancer cells.  Israelis have also developed the first blood test for breast cancer and new techniques using extreme cold that could viciously murder lung and breast cancer cells with minimally invasive techniques. Needless to say, since these techniques are being developed by Israeli Jews, we must defend cancer!

After all, there were cancers living in the Middle East before the Israelis got there.  By what right did the imperialist forces of the west decree that Jews could simply move into cancer’s territory and start killing off these peaceful indigenous disease cells left and right?  Are we in the international community going to stand by and allow cancers that are just going about their humble business in someone’s breast or lung to be suddenly uprooted and destroyed by the kind of high tech weaponry only Israel would deploy.  Every television network should be leading their newscasts with graphic pictures of the pitiful dead and dying cancer cells that have come under relentless attack by Israeli researchers.  The New York Times, a former newspaper, should keep a running count of how many cancer cells have been killed in this invasion.  After all, only about 40-thousand Israelis die of cancer every year; whereas hundreds and hundreds of millions of cancer cells are killed by Israeli doctors.  Do those numbers seem fair to you?

Fortunately, I am able to report that our moral guardians on the political left are taking action as they always do to try to stop the Jews.  Or as the left calls them:  the JEEEWS!!!

For instance, brave students at UCLA and NYU are calling on their universities to pull their investments from Israel.  After all, who can make expert life and death judgements on international hot zone situations better than courageous 20-somethings ensconced in the safety and luxury of university life in Westwood and Greenwich Village?  Sure, some might say that they’re spoiled, privileged under-educated children conned into moral absurdity by one-sided propaganda… [thinks this over]  But no, no, no, they just want to make sure that Israel is deprived of the funds and support it’s only going to use to wage its unconscionable war on innocent cancer.

Butt you know, the problem isn’t just Israel.  In some sense, it’s fair to say that Israel is the bloody tip of western civilization’s cancer-slaughtering spear.  After all, over 40 percent of the Nobel Prize winners in physiology and medicine have had Jewish heritage.  So I think we know who’s behind the international conspiracy to kill off innocent disease.  Therefore let me call on all left wingers everywhere to defend cancer against the Jews of Israel as you’ve defended and continue to defend Israel’s other enemies.  If we can stop Israel from attacking cancer then maybe cancer will have a chance to spread worldwide.

I’m Andrew Klavan with the Revolting Truth.

  • Adam Braun

    See without all the Jewish capitalism that pollutes us we won’t need the Jewish cancer industry.

    • Yusuf S. Ghazzali

      Jewish capitalism? You mean ponzi schemes??? :-)

      • StanleyT

        and you too, demonstrate that anti-Semitism rots the brain. You appear to believe that you can say anything you like, no matter how offensive, and it’ll be made okay by a smiley face at the end of your comment.

        • cookie

          I’m on your side – and you should know that you can not change the little minds of anti-Semites. Their hatred is so ingrained, that even if there were no Jews they would still hate Jews.

          • Adam Braun

            We wouldn’t hate Jews if they were gone, but we would make sure, through Eugenic practices, that a parasitic race of humans was never to form again.

          • SCREW SOCIALISM

            If your mother aborted you as her John wished, you wouldn’t be whining about your life of failure.

          • UCSPanther

            Most Neo-N azi scumbuckets that I have seen are either basement dwelling losers, two-bit delinquents and bitter old men who are abject failures at life.

            Braun falls into one of those categories, seeing at how he has the intellect of a rotten watermelon…

          • UCSPanther

            Hey loser: The 1920s ended over 80 years ago.

          • Adam Braun

            Well the Jewish race has faced persecution throughout time. Theodore Hertzl even said he believed that Anti Semitism was caused by the actions of the Jewish people. So I figure if there was a modern day expulsion it would follow the patterns of all the other expulsions but be more humane and efficient. We would send the Jews back to Israel, let them transfer their assets, etc. With the Jews that refuse to leave could do like what china does and only let them have one kid. Then all of the remaining Jews could just intermarry with the rest if us. Very simple. Pretty well humane, and required no violence.

          • SCREW SOCIALISM

            You really should become a Muslim. You have all the regressive intelligence to fit right in.

          • cookie

            It is evident that hating yourself so much really doesn’t leave room in your stunted mind for any thing else but decay.

          • Adam Braun

            So you don’t believe in breeding humans.

          • Adam Braun

            *?

          • cookie

            You obviously did not understand what I said; but you still regurgitate your anti-Semitism.

          • Yusuf S. Ghazzali

            Do you accept criticism of Jews no matter how legit? Or any critic no matter how well-meaning is automatically antisemitic?

          • SCREW SOCIALISM

            1,4000 million of your fellow pigs can’t defeat 12 million Joooz?

            Is that what you call a Nakba???

            Happy ETERNAL NAKBA yooosyph!

          • cookie

            There is no well-meaning anti-Semitism.

        • Yusuf S. Ghazzali

          Criticizing Jews or Zionists doesn’t make one an anti-semite…..I criticize actions and policies not people!

          • SCREW SOCIALISM

            Go to mecca to witness the nuking of the hajj first hand.

      • UCSPanther

        Why don’t you and Braun get a room.

      • SCREW SOCIALISM

        Muslim capitalism? You mean over priced OPEC oil which rapes the entire world??? :-)

    • StanleyT

      So Jewish capitalism causes cancer? And you demonstrate the truism that anti-Semitism rots the brain.

      • Adam Braun

        Washes the brain*

    • UCSPanther

      Well, well, well: A Neo-N azi punk.

      One day, you will get a painful lesson in how antisemitism can be extremely destructive to people who practice it. It didn’t help the Seleucid Empire, it didn’t help the Russian Tsars, it didn’t help Hitler, and it certainly won’t help you.

      • Adam Braun

        Not so, on the contrary, deciding to oppose the parasitic Jewish Race and stand for the White Race has helped us more than anything.

        • UCSPanther

          Funny how the Danes and the Norwegians disliked being ruled by “Der Fuhrer”.

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      Go back to national Socialist Germany and head to your bunker to repeat the last moments of your furhers pathetic life.

      Happy Eternal Nakba you dumb sack of Socialist SHlTler!

    • Daniel Rubio

      You certainly look don’t like a proud descendant of the “White Race”. Actually more like a mongrel of a mixture of un-white bloods. Too bad for you, stinking racist!

      • Adam Braun

        White = Selfless. Romans and Spaniards may have looked bronze colored but we were White inside.

  • Yusuf S. Ghazzali

    Recording tough videos far away from the “frontline” in Israel….what a brave man! :-)

    • StanleyT

      Posting ridiculous comments far away from the “frontline” in Israel … what a brave troll.

    • UCSPanther

      Then why don’t you come up here and threaten us in person, Jihadi.

      Oh wait, I forgot. You Islamic State and Taliban cowards prefer to massacre and victimize people who can’t fight back.

    • Gee

      Braver than an Islamofascist. You are all cowardly shi’ites

  • Metatrona

    Substitute the word Muslims for cancer. Never mind, it’s the same thing.

  • Jobethian

    Stunningly brilliant, Andrew.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Unfortunately the BDStards would happily kill thousands of sick people in the name of Jew hate.

  • http://ruleofreason.blogspot.com/ Edward Cline

    A protest sign: “I can’t spread!!” Or, “Hands up! Don’t chemotherapy!” Another: “All life is precious, including cancer cells!”

  • cookie

    looooooney tuuuuuuuuune!

  • GHjo

    Or they will say that the Israelis will exterminate cancer among themselves and
    use it as a devilish weapon to kill the Arabs.Sure, thats obvious.

  • Bert

    Good idea that deserves further development. Today some people carry little cards saying that they do not want to be resuscitated under certain conditions. We need all those BDS people to register on line with local hospitals and doctors stating they do not wish to receive ANY medical treatment that originates in Israel. An initial pledge form could be drafted and distributed at BDS rallies on campus and elsewhere. Let’s see these BDS supporters put their lives where their big mouths are.

    • Yusuf S. Ghazzali

      Most “Israeli” technological inventions are usually stolen from Europe or US anyway…..

      • SCREW SOCIALISM

        Most “Arab” inventions are usually stolen from Europe, India or China.

        For example the “Arabic” number system was invented by Hindu India.

        • Cristinascar

          Actually it’s the other way around, Turing there’s a movie about him inventing the computer coming out, Nuemenn had it first but extra fancy words are used so you don’t know that as usual, and Turing’s manager was a Jew. DNA a British and American scientist, took credit for Rosilind Frankilin, again using words to make sure you don’t know. Cooper who invented the cell phone is Jewish but the interview with him mentioning it disapeared magically. Just like Charlie Chaplain’s daughter’s interview with Leon Charney where she says 3 times Charlie was a born a Jew, saw the interview with my own eyes. Some of the first databases were made by Jews. It’s one of the secret unwritten laws of Christianity and Islam to make sure no one knows this has always been true. Qualcom chips, Oracle, first digital camera, pioneers of flash memory, and this is with over half the world hating them and lying about them and people like you conditioning them that this tiny minority with over a million in poverty are all bankers who invented nothing, and killed god so you could steal their books without creiditing them, and they arnt the “real” jews anyway, they were just killed for it for 2200 years, then had that erased. Jews didnt invent everything, but the fact that they could invent anything is remarkable.

          • Nabukuduriuzhur

            Can’t agree because it doesn’t fit history. It does however, fit many of the wild claims that have come along in the last few decades to hundreds of years.

            Never having seen anything that suggested a “Jewish Conspiracy” I don’t accept the idea at all.

            On the flip side, if you want a real conspiracy, take the infiltration of the U.S. first by NVKD in the 1920s and 1930s, and then their active campaigns by KGB in the 1950s and 1960s wherein most of our societal institutions were infiltrated by communists and their ilk.

            Our CIA, FBI, and other services knew these things and in the last 20 years has declassified much of what they knew back them. What was really stupid is that they didn’t warn the public in the 1960s and 1970s when it was happening and we could have done something about it.

            From most seminaries now being filled with socialists, to our schools being run by socialists, to most of college programs becoming a total waste of time and minds, that infiltration in a real sense won the war for the Soviets.

            I sometimes wonder if they regret that, seeing how badly they messed us up.

        • Nabukuduriuzhur

          True.

          When they conquered so much of the world, some of the ideas of their subjects, such as the Persians, were integrated into islamic cultures. Algebra, what passed for astronomy, basic arithmetic, forging iron, working in brass, and other technologies were adopted by them.

          Others like basic machining (look up the Antikyra Mechanism) had to wait until the 1300s and 1400s to be reinvented in Europe.

      • Lanna

        More Propaganda from the misinformed….The Jews have contributed so many helpful things to society from medicine, specifically the (Salk Vaccine for Polio,) art,( Leonardo Da Vinci, genius, inventor artist and scientist) literature, technology, music, inventions, Anne Frank, author, diarist, Arthur Miller, Playwright, Michael Dell, founder of Dell computer, Leonard Berstein, composer, Arthur Fiedler, renowned conductor, musical genius, John Kemeny, mathematician, coinventor for the basic computer programming language, Albert Sabin, developer of an improved live polio vaccine. Sigmund Freud, Father of psychoanalysis.
        This is only a small representation of the accomplishments of the Jewish people in society.
        Get over your antisemetism and examine your own failings. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable RIGHTS, THAT AMONG THESE ARE LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. And some are extremely talented with their inventions and contributions….the Jews have made substantial contributions to help people, not hurt or hinder them!

        • SCREW SOCIALISM

          Da Vinci was not Jewish.

          • Lanna

            Da Vinci’s mother was Jewish, that makes him half Jewish. Didn’t have much to say about all these positive contributors to society did you? The Jews have been at the center of most of the world’s creative, scientific, and cultural achievements. They are disproportionately high as Nobel Prize recipients, they are over represented in the field of medicine, and their contributions in the area of scientific research and discovery are staggering! The Jews make up about one percent of the human race, and yet look at their achievements….leaves the rest of you looking pretty pathetic!

      • tickletik

        You are an ingrate and a thief just like your ancestors. You learned ingratitude from your ungrateful selfish grandmother, and how to steal and murder from your bloodthirsty thief of a father.

      • Nabukuduriuzhur

        I’m not aware of such, “Ghazzali”, but then I was an engineer for some years and later a scientist, having four degrees in three fields.

        God blessed the Jews and thus they have made massive contributions to the rest of us .

        May I suggest that your antisemitism produces nothing worth the having, and that kind of unearned hatred is about the best proof for the existence of the Bible’s satan/Q’uran’s allah that exists?

        Antisemitism is very much the idea of hating someone not because of what they do, but because they exist.

        That hate of a people for existing is satan’s purview and thus it should not be surprising that the religion that places satan at it’s head would also hate people because they exist.

        Christ in John 8:44 stated to the massively-hardened hearts of some of those of his day:

        “44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, he speaks from his own nature, for he is a liar and the father of lies.”

        or in arabic: ” أنتُمْ
        مِنْ أبِيْكُمْ إبلِيْسَ، وَتُرِيْدُونَ أنْ تَعْمَلُوا شَهَواتِ
        أبِيْكُمْ. لَقَدْ كانَ قاتِلاً مُنْذُ البِدايَةِ. لَمْ يَتَمَسَّكْ
        بِالحَقِّ، إذْ لا يُوجَدُ أيُّ حَقٍّ فِيْهِ. وَحِيْنَ يَكْذِبُ، فَإنَّهُ
        يُعَبِّرُ عَنْ طَبِيْعَتِهِ، لِأنَّهُ كَذّابُ وَأبُو الكَذِبِ.”

        How much more one of the religions in which satan’s thought became the dominant ideas?

    • http://disquis.com/ fairlinda1 .

      I’d go one even better than this. How about every single BDS-er / Jew hater / Israel hater receives an implant that automatically BLOCKS them from any Israeli drug, technology or device from working on them? That includes cancer drugs, pace makers, and other forms of life-saving treatments.

  • Yusuf S. Ghazzali

    Iranian leaders often call Israel there cancer of the middle-East….Mr. Clavan is attempting to turn the tables in the name-calling I see! :-)

    • SCREW SOCIALISM

      The cancer that calls itself the islamist republic of fascist iran sez what????

      DEATH to Fascist iran!
      HANG the aystollahs!
      HANG their revolutionary gestapo!

      LONG LIVE PERSIA!

      Happy ETERNAL NAKBA Pal-e-SWINE!

      • UCSPanther

        I like to call the Revolutionary Guard the Iranian Schutzstaffel due to their similarities.

    • UCSPanther

      You can kiss my A-yatollah!

  • SCREW SOCIALISM

    Islamofascism is a cancer.

  • Daniel Rubio

    It is unfortunate that filthy specimens like “Yussuf Ghazzali” and “Adam Braun” who troll this site and pollute the world with their mere existence, would profit from any technological or medical achievement coming from the “Joooz”. Just as their hatred towards Jews is what rules their pathetic little lives, they would just shrug off with their stupid “Jews stole it from someone else” argument and merrily go into using whatever “Jewish” invention.

    Andrew Klavan’s video hits the spot in regards of these two “Death to the Jews” cheer-leaders. No wonder they were so quick to respond.

  • Nabukuduriuzhur

    And as usual, Front Page censors what I wrote without an actual reason to do it.

    I find it ironic that antisemites and socialists can post freely, but when I give an example from history or quote the Bible, much of the time it’s “has to be approved by front page magazine.”

    Well?

    Not exactly appropriate practice, is it?