Performance Art? – Gutfeld’s Gay Bar, Part 3


Tonight’s “Red Eye” featured guests Diana Falzone, Paul Mecurio and Dana Vachon. The subjects discussed included that the average government employee makes twice what the average private sector employee earns, a University of Michigan study indicating 90% of women have suffered sexual harassment in the workplace, and a new website where college students can place [...]

Heaven and Halal – Gutfeld’s Gay Bar, Part 2


While tonight’s “Red Eye” made no mention of it, I have it on good authority that yesterday was ombudsman Andy Levy’s birthday. Happy Birthday, Andy! Your fans salute you. Today’s episode of “Red Eye” featured guests Monica Crowley, Steven Crowder and Ron Geraci. Among the subjects discussed were JetBlue’s now former flight attendant Steven Slater, [...]

Gutfeld’s Ground Zero Gay Bar


Welcome, “Red Eye” fans, to a renewed segment on NewsReal Blog! Formerly, the inimitable Chris Yogerst wrote about “Red Eye,” but now he’s a big time editor and so it falls upon me to, erm, imit him. Each morning, I will be picking a subject discussed on our favorite Fox News Channel show and expanding [...]

I Like Ann Coulter, Ergo I Hate Myself


Thank God there’s Judy McGuire, a blogger for The Seattle Weekly, to tell me how I feel about myself, because batting for the “other team” means towing the Leftist gay agenda at every possible moment. Today, Ms. McGuire writes in her blog at The Weekly: Ann Coulter is the human equivalent of a weeping, pus-filled [...]

CA Federal Judge Strikes Down Prop 8 as Unconstitutional


Today, Judge Vaughn Walker struck down California’s Proposition 8 as unconstitutional. Proposition 8 is an amendment to the state’s constitution and defines marriage as between one man and one woman. It was passed by popular vote. In his ruling, Judge Walker, who is himself gay, stated:
“Plaintiffs challenge Proposition 8 under the [...]

We’re Here, We’re Queer, and We’re TOTALLY Not Politicizing Our Military Service


A new group of gay, lesbian and bisexual active duty military men and women has formed. Calling itself OutServe, the group “aims to give new voice to LGBT service members currently serving in the U.S. military,” says The Washington Blade, a DC based website targeting the LGBT community.
Great. “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”  (DADT) hasn’t even [...]

TEA Party Remains Suspiciously Silent on Totally Unrelated Issues


Today, the Washington Post published an article on the Tea Party’s silence in relation to a Massachusetts Federal Court’s recent decision to declare parts of the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), which defined marriage as between one man and woman, unconstitutional.
In a similar light, the National Association of Puppy Owners has had nothing to [...]

Yay! June is Leftist Pride Month! Time for The Stranger to Ridicule Gay Conservatives


Did I say Leftist Pride? I meant Gay Pride, of course. You know, that one month where oppressed homosexuals, completely devoid of any civil rights thanks to witless, anti-humanitarian Conservatives, are allowed to come out of the closet and meekly march down the center of every city and town in the entire free world.
Gay Pride [...]

Anti-Gay Meanies Refuse to Step Aside for Marriage Redefinition


In a stunning refusal to accept the obvious moral superiority of the leftist gay agenda, the State of California had the audacity to show up in court recently, in defense of Proposition 8.
Closing arguments in the case of Perry v. Rampant Bigoted Homophobes Schwarzenegger were heard this week in the United States District Court for [...]