Mojave Cross’s existence poses problem for historical revisionists


It was touch and go for a while, but the ACLU’s failure to produce a time machine convinced the Supreme Court that a 76-year-old Latin cross in the California desert was not erected by today’s fanatical, right-wing Christian theocrats who are trying to force religious tyranny upon historically godless America.
“I’m very disappointed,” said the Rev. [...]

Al Gore’s Climate Change Cult Targets Teens


Apparently educators are so occupied with cutting the microphones of renegade valedictorians who thank God at graduation and censoring  flute renditions of Ave Maria, there’s no time left to protect tender young minds from Al Gore’s faithful cult following, the Inconvenient Youth.
Defined by Wikipedia as an environmental group serving grades K-12, Inconvenient Youth will commemorate today’s [...]

Brzezinski: Failed Ideas Plus the Second Coming Equal Mideast Peace


Since seventies-retro foreign policy seems to be the rage lately, I guess there was no way to stop Jimmy Carter’s National Security Advisor, Zbigniew Brzezinski from weighing in on the Israel-Palestine conflict. Last Sunday he and Stephen Solarz presented a plan so impressive that even the analysts at the DEBKAfile, called it an “extravaganza” that [...]

Apple promotes Marxist murderer’s rants while boycotting Fox News


Some cynics feel young people today are petulant ingrates, reclining in cushy bubbles of ignorance inherited through their grandparent’s blood, sweat, and tears. But, luckily, Apple Computer’s new Che Guevara iPhone app is proof that we needn’t worry about that anymore.
Guevara would be gratified to see how many insight-challenged Americans impose his slimy mug [...]

Human Rights Council Steps Over Terrorists to Attack Israel


After reading Anne Bayefsky’s piece on Commentary Online about the Human Rights Council’s (HRC) recent Israel-bashing convention in Geneva, I can only wonder what worthy venue will win American diplomats, dollars, and tacit endorsement next. A U.N. commission on the sanctity of marriage co-chaired by Tiger Woods and John Edwards?
I could believe anything after the despots [...]

Would You Buy a Used Car From Nancy Pelosi?


Like a used car salesman, giddy at the prospect of unloading an old Ford LTD, Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, is flaunting yesterday’s Congressional Budget Office (CBO) score as proof that Utopia costs nothing. The tragedy is that many will believe her – at least until the interest rate resets to 39%, the baling [...]