Obama Now Just Making Up His Own Bible Verses

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If you’ve got your own cult of personality, you might as well have your own bible.

Muslim Imam in Europe Claims Christians Ban Birth Control to Take Over Egypt

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“They instruct their women to bear many children so that Egypt will once again become a Coptic country.”

Hollywood Obama Donor in Trouble for Suggesting Obama Might Like Django

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“The content of my emails were insensitive and inappropriate”

CBS Says “Muslim Extremists” are “Enraged” by “Torture Report” Based on One Guy From Twitter

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I’ve never seen a CBS report fail this badly.

Discredited Senate Torture Report Becomes Even More Discredited

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“I would be upset by it too, if it were true,” he said.

Obama Can’t Decide What Kind of War Authorization He Wants

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Obama refuses to accept any level of Congressional oversight or limits to his authority

How the Palestinian Authority Manufactures its Own Martyrs

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Bring your own doctor. Because you’re worth more to them dead than alive.

Ziad Abu Ein: Latest “Palestinian” Martyr is Murderer of Two

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Since he appeared to have died of being out of shape and angry, it’s not clear if he gets 72 virgins.

Obama Endorses Garner Protesters Terrorizing Christmas Tree Lighting, Children

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“A country’s conscience sometimes has to be triggered by some inconvenience.”

Facebook Millionaire’s Boyfriend’s Plans to Become First Gay President Don’t Look Good

Worst political kerning ever

It’s going to take a lot of mansions to make this boy’s dream come true.