Global Warming to Destroy Washington DC

The Washington D.C. area and surrounding government infrastructure will be virtually destroyed by global warming over the next century. To stop this tragedy from occurring, they recommend that the government get involved.

This news almost makes me want to believe in Global Warming. But no, sorry. It's still a scam.

The Washington D.C. area and surrounding government infrastructure will be virtually destroyed by global warming over the next century, according to the latest study financed by American taxpayers.

At the very least climate change will cause billions of dollars in damage to city and federal property in the District of Columbia, say researchers

Faster please. If we have to wait till the next century, the place will look like a cross between a post-apocalyptic Detroit and the last days of the Roman Empire. Well more so than it already does.

But finally the EcoScammers have found a selling point for global warming. Anything that can destroy Washington DC can't be all bad.

To stop this tragedy from occurring, they recommend that the government get involved.

Isn't that the cause of most of the apocalypses coming out of DC?

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