FDA Moving to Regulate The Deadly Menace of Caffeine

"We hope this can be a turning point for all to prevent the irresponsible addition of caffeine to food and beverages," the FDA boss said.


One day the FDA will run out of things to regulate and when every blade of grass carries a warning label and every speck of dust carries a nutritional label, then perhaps it will wither of its own accord.

But that day has not yet come. For now, the FDA casts its regulatory eyes toward the menace of Starbucks and Coca Cola.

When Michael Taylor, deputy commissioner for foods and veterinary medicine at the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, was asked last week, "Is it possible that FDA would set age restrictions for purchase?" he responded:

We have to be practical; enforcing age restrictions would be challenging. For me, the more fundamental questions are whether it is appropriate to use foods that may be inherently attractive and accessible to children as the vehicles to deliver the stimulant caffeine, and whether we should place limits on the amount of caffeine in certain products.

One of the great things about liberal fascism is how it wraps itself in words like "appropriate", "common sense" and "limits". It always uses "we" to mean government. And it never contemplates the possibility of telling parents something and letting them decide.

In true Obamaesque form, the FDA has put out a cheerful flyer warning that caffeine is everywhere. It's in your jelly beans. It's in your shoes. It might even be in the air you breathe.

The flyer includes a bizarre Q and A with its own boss, echoing Obama Inc's strategy of fake interviews that make it seem like they have their own in-house press.

"An instant oatmeal on the market boasts that one serving has as much caffeine as a cup of coffee, and then there are similar products," the flyer ominously informs us.

I haven't seen this over-caffeinated oatmeal anywhere, but maybe it's sneaking up on me right now.  And while you may have concerns about adding another layer of totalitarian bureaucracy to the government... don't.

Q. Don’t new regulations take a lot of resources and time?

A. They do. But we believe that some in the food industry are on a dubious, potentially dangerous path. If necessary, and if the science indicates that it is warranted, we are prepared to go through the regulatory process to establish clear boundaries and conditions on caffeine use. We are also prepared to consider enforcement action against individual products as appropriate.

However, we hope this can be a turning point for all to prevent the irresponsible addition of caffeine to food and beverages. Together, we should be immediately looking at what voluntary restraint can be used by industry as FDA gets the right regulatory boundaries and conditions in place.

That's right, if you've been irresponsibly adding coke to your rum, now is the time to stop. Don't make the FDA come to your house, knock that glass out of your hand and take away your children. They don't want to do it, but it might be the only common sense, sensible form of restraint to explore.

Hopefully once the FDA has finished battling the caffeinated oatmeal devil, it will spare some time to finish off the dihydrogen monoxide menace. Which in the new Obamerica in which idiots vote and file charges is a serious problem.

Florida country radio morning-show hosts Val St. John and Scott Fish are currently serving indefinite suspensions and possibly worse over a successful April Fools' Day prank. They told their listeners that "dihydrogen monoxide" was coming out of the taps throughout the Fort Myers area. Dihydrogen monoxide is water.

The popular deejays are mainly in all this trouble (potentially of a felony level) because their listeners panicked so much — about the molecular makeup of their drinking water, however unwittingly — that Lee County utility officials had to issue a county-wide statement calming the fears of chemistry challenged Floridians

The WWGR station's manager did have to issue a retraction — or at least a constant on-air admission that the gag was, in fact, a joke — even though St. John and Fish were technically correct that dihydrogen monoxide was, indeed, coming out of their taps.

"My understanding is it is a felony to call in a false water quality issue," Diane Holm, a public information officer for Lee County, told WTSP.

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