Drug Dealers Unveil Heroin Brand Named "ObamaCare"

Heroin, like ObamaCare, messes you up, takes your money and leaves you with nothing.


I'm not sure what this particular strain of heroin does. Maybe, like ObamaCare, it completely messes you up, takes your money and leaves you with nothing.

The ObamaCare heroin navigators were carrying both "ObamaCare" and "Kurt Cobain" branded heroin so I can see a self-destructive suicide theme here.

There have been a lot of critics railing against the President’s Affordable Care Act, and the subsequent problems with the roll-out of the accompanying website which stonewalled users from signing up for healthcare.

But perhaps the biggest critics are a group of alleged drug peddlers that were stopped by Massachusetts State Police in the Western part of the state, allegedly carrying more than 1,000 marked bags of heroin with the words “Obama Care” sprawled across each packet in big, red letters.

During the stop, Petty claimed he saw “evidence of illegal narcotics,” which led to him calling in a police K9 to sniff around the vehicle in search of drug paraphernalia.

And the ObamaCare dealers would have gotten away with it... if it hadn't been for that pesky dog. The arrested ObamaCare heroin navigators are named Sherod Green, Marquese Jones Tyler Robenstein and Ashley Beaulieu. It's unknown if they were associated with ACORN.

But considering that Obama just freed eight drug dealers, including a crack dealer with a lifelong rap sheets who took his 5-year-old daughter alone while dealing crack, maybe these unlicensed ObamaCare heroin navigators can get off too.

Or maybe Obama, a former coke user who says that he didn't do heroin because he didn't like the heroin dealer, only has a soft spot for crack dealers.

"Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it.  Not smack, though.”

On 60 Minutes, Obama mentioned that he had considered using heroin, but didn’t use it because he didn’t like the pusher who was selling it. Otherwise, he apparently would have used heroin.

Heroin stamps are a way for drug dealers to mark their brands. They often use pop culture to mark their brands. The Social Art Collective in New York City has put on an art exhibition of heroin stamps with the Heroin Stamp Project.

There's just one problem. I don't see anyone becoming addicted to ObamaCare. Even many Senate Democrats seem to be trying to kick the habit.

UPDATE: MyPetJawa has another take on ObamaCare heroin...

It costs more than regular heroin, it's weaker than regular heroin with lots of extra additives you don't want, it's nearly impossible to contact the dealer to make a purchase, and if you don't buy it, the drug dealer comes to your house and charges you a fine:

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