Since there isn't an official Crime Party with a platform of legalizing murder...
Since there isn't an official Crime Party with a platform of legalizing murder, robbery and rape; criminals have to make do with the next best thing.
The Democratic Party.
A new study of how criminals vote found that most convicts register Democratic, a key reason in why liberal lawmakers and governors are eager for them to get back into the voting booth after their release.
“Democrats would benefit from additional ex-felon participation,” said the authoritative study in The Annals of the American Academy of Political and Social Science.
The authors, professors from the University of Pennsylvania and Stanford University, found that in some states, felons register Democratic by more than six-to-one. In New York, for example, 61.5 percent of convicts are Democrats, just 9 percent Republican. They also cited a study that found 73 percent of convicts who turn out for presidential elections would vote Democrat.
Once the Democratic Party has burned through its natural bases of welfare voters, illegal aliens and Green Energy tycoons, it really needs to pay more attention to the murderers and rapists.