"He said, 'I'm not allowed to tell you that.'"
Getting into ObamaCare is hard enough, but like Hotel California or Facebook, you can check out, but you can never leave.
Missouri resident Lesli Hill learned the hard way that terminating an Affordable Care Act plan can be far more difficult than navigating the website to buy one. She spent six weeks being bounced from operator to operator, calling the help line, using the online chat, blasting out emails to anyone who would listen, before ultimately driving to Kansas City last week to enlist her insurance company's help. Only then was she able to break through the bureaucratic logjam, and cancel her policy.
"It's consumed my whole life," she told FoxNews.com, albeit with a hint of relief in her voice as she described the Kafkaesque experience behind her. "I felt like I'd slipped into a parallel universe. ... It's just as hard to go off as it is to get on."
Hill's experience stands as a cautionary tale to anyone who, for whatever reason, is trying to bow out of insurance they purchased on the exchanges. Hill's troubles started last fall, after the high-risk pool coverage she had was discontinued due to the health law. For lack of options, she went on the exchange and bought a policy with a $950-a-month premium.
She wasn't thrilled about it, but at least she was covered.
However, shortly afterward Hill, 62, learned she could once again purchase an individual plan -- with better benefits -- outside the exchange. She checked with Blue Cross Blue Shield in early December and was told she'd have to cancel her ObamaCare plan first.
"At that point, I hadn't paid my premium ... so I thought okay, that'll be easy to do," she said.
Ostensibly, yes. She tried using a simple "terminate button" on the website -- but it wasn't working.
Thus started what we'll call the journey.
Hill first tried the HealthCare.gov help line, and "literally was on hold for several hours a day," she said. After multiple attempts, without much luck, she tried the online chat. She was redirected back to the help line. The "script" that operators were reading from did not seem to address how someone could actually cancel a plan.
Hill continued to call the help line around the holidays, and eventually was given the impression that, at last, the plan was terminated.
But then, a $950 premium was withdrawn from her account -- which she knew meant she was still enrolled.
Hill went on a blitz, breaking through to another layer at the HealthCare.gov help line. But the answer she was given was that cancellations are handled by a "special department," the number of which could not be given out.
"He said, 'I'm not allowed to tell you that,'" Hill told FoxNews.com. "You've got to be kidding me."
She kept pressing, to no avail. Then she got angry.
Hill started shooting emails all over Missouri, to the governor, the state's two senators in Congress, the Missouri insurance department and others.
Then, as a last-ditch play, she got in her car and drove to Kansas City, hoping Blue Cross Blue Shield would know the "backdoor" to end the coverage.
Fortunately for her, she said the insurance company was helpful, and worked through the federal help line with her until finally reaching someone who, despite not being pleasant about it, said the plan would be discontinued. She later confirmed it was.
Hill is a grad student finishing her master's in psychology. She said she knew enough to, eventually, solve her dilemma.
"But think of most people, when they would have given up," she said.
Since it doesn't mention any medical problems, Hill is probably healthy and in a deep risk pool filled with the sick, you can see why they would have wanted to hang on to her.
And it's also another demonstration that all those jokes about your medical care working as well as the DMV were proven right.