"We're From the Government and We're Here to Help" (VIDEO)

Obama will help millions of Americans out of a job.

Obama got the ball rolling by helping fry cook Darnell Summers out with some ObamaCare covering any abortions or sex change operations he might need.

Unfortunately ObamaCare's costs moved Darnell Summers from full time to part time. But that's okay, Obama has a solution.

Just raise the minimum wage.

His employers moved him from full time to part time because they couldn't afford to cover ObamaCare. So if the minimum wage gets hiked, then the odds are good that they'll just fire him and go with an illegal alien.

And then Obama will have completed the process of helping Darnell Summers and millions of other Americans out of a job. Because he's just that kind of helpful guy.

Now that Obama has helped Darnell Summers, just wait till he helps you.

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help," Ronald Reagan