Anti-Semitic Elmo Reinvents Self as Anti-Zionist Elmo

“I believe that apartheid in Palestine is wrong," Anti-Semitic Elmo said.


Anti-Semitism is frowned on in today's society... unless it's done by MSNBC hosts like Al Sharpton and Chis Hayes. Or unless it's passed off as Anti-Zionism.

So Anti-Semitic Elmo, a mentally ill man with a disturbing past who screamed slurs at people in New York, has now reinvented his act as an Anti-Zionist.

A man with a history of shouting anti-Semitic rants while dressed as Elmo at popular tourist destinations was arrested in his red costume in Times Square on Tuesday.

He said then that he was homeless and camping out in Forest Park, Queens, but on Tuesday he told the police that he lived in a house on 90th Avenue in Queens.

Local resident Brendan Hahn tweeted that Elmo was screaming about “filthy Jews” in front of the Toys ‘R’ Us in the heart of Times Square.

Mr. Sandler said he has a bachelor’s degree from the University of Oregon, which the university confirmed. He later traveled to Cambodia and started a pornographic Web site called Welcome to the Rape Camp.

The Cambodian police arrested Mr. Sandler that year and quickly deported him, according to news media accounts and Mr. Sandler. He insisted that the women on the site were not harmed and were paid $20 per performance.

Then he was sent to jail for trying to shake down the Girl Scouts. So Sandler cleaned up his act and went to the West Coast to become an Anti-Zionist Anti-Semite instead.

“As the car pulled out of the station, he started in a loud voice, getting everybody’s attention, saying that he’s boycotting Israeli businesses on Fisherman’s Wharf,” Meyers said. “He went on to talk about the Zionists and the Jews taking over Fisherman’s Wharf and that we should boycott them.”

“He started talking about Fisherman’s Wharf as Jew Town, and the Jews this and the Jews that, in a derogatory, racist fashion,” he said. “I was getting upset. There were kids in the cars, young girls listening.”

In an e-mail, Sandler said his comments were not anti-Semitic, but anti-Zionist.

“I believe that apartheid in Palestine is wrong and that all businesses that are connected to Israel should be disclosed to the public and boycotted,” he said. “Certain Zionist interests are causing problems for me with the city and directly on the Wharf. I counter it with negative information on Israel.”

So now Adam Sandler is just like Max Blumental. Except without the famous and well-connected Clinton dad.

We were at Rossi Park yesterday and we had a bad run-in with a guy who dresses up as Elmo and tries to hug kids.

Something was off about him from the start and so we called the police.

As he passed all of us to leave he started yelling obscenities and anti-Semitic slurs. He just went nuts.

Someone call Muzzlewatch and Mondoweiss. The Israel lobby is trying to silence another critic.

Adam Sandler is just another public spirited progressive trying to get the word out about Zionist Apartheid and raping women.

He's a saint.

He said he launched the Rape Camp website in Cambodia as a way to help women, he said - who "only knew how to make money through prostitution."

He said the "extreme" theme of sexual assault was necessary because he "felt like the women I had weren't attractive enough" for regular pornography.

"I was just trying to help these women," he said. "Calling me a child molester for running a porn site is like calling a gay person a pedophile for being gay."

Sadly Zionist Homophobes (Rapeophobes?) keep shutting Sandler down.

"Kids are, you know, just lured in and tricked," explained Longaway. "And the parents follow their children and there's the onslaught of the obscenities, which I think is terrible."