Muslims Declare Jihad on Cadbury Chocolates, After Jihad on Pepsi

“Will Cadbury wash away the tainted blood in our veins?"


The Cadbury bunny isn't Halal and there's a Jihad out on his head. (via Religion of Peace)

Last month the Muslim Brotherhood threatened terror attacks against Pepsi. Now the Jihad rolls on to chocolates in moderate Muslim Malaysia where there's always a moderate Jihad about something.

More than 20 Malay-Muslim groups have called for a nationwide boycott on all Cadbury products, saying that a holy war needs to be waged against the confectionary giant for attempting to “weaken” Muslims in Malaysia.

Muslims can dominate an entire country and still be paranoid and insecure. That's what Supremacist theocrats are like. They constantly need enemies to fight.

Perkid president Ustaz Masridzi Sat said most social ills and apostasy cases in the country involving Muslims stemmed from them consuming food which was not halal.

Sure. They're leaving Islam because of the chocolate. Not because of lunatics like this...

“Because the person eats pork it is difficult to guide him to the right path. When the day of judgment comes, that person will be wearing a pig-face because of what he has eaten,” he said.

And the others will be wearing goat-faces? I'm not sure that's such an improvement. And what of those with broccoli faces?

The only people left with human faces will be cannibals.

“We need to unite, we must declare jihad!” said Masridzi to shouts of “Allahuakbar” (God is great!) from the others in attendance.

Jihad. Is there anything it can't solve?

“Will Cadbury wash away the tainted blood in our veins? I want to wash away the tainted blood of my children who have consumed the chocolates... how will money even compensate that?” a Malay woman present shouted hysterically.

Somehow I suspect enough money from Cadbury will fix all that tainted Muslim blood.

A Malay group called Jaringan Melayu Malaysia (JMM) said it plans to sue Cadbury Confectionery Malaysia following reports that two of its products contained traces of pig DNA.

"There are about 80 Muslim NGO teams waiting to sue Cadbury and seek an estimated RM100 million in damages," he said.

What's the price of pig-tainted Muslim blood? Apparently it's 31 million dollars. And then we can wait for the next Jihad.

Tags: Halal