The New Republic Doesn't Understand What Satire Is

Would this article even exist if Obama hadn't won in 2008


Conversations that try to define humor are about as much fun as theology, but the New Republic's attack on the Daily Currant just proves that the liberal site owned by a Facebook billionaire has no idea what humor or satire are.

"To choose a recent example: “Obama Pledges $700 Billion Bailout of VA” isn’t a headline whose humor you might miss on the first pass but find sly in retrospect. It’s just an unfunny lie..."

Seriously? But let me snip four sentences too boring to read and cut to...

"The VA story ends with Obama dismissing calls for officials to resign. "Why," Obama asks, "would holding people accountable for their actions be necessary?” That neither funny nor satirical."

We can disagree on Obama. We can even disagree on whether that's funny. But it is satirical. Arguing otherwise is just stupid.

Current Daily Currant headlines include, "Donald Sterling Hiding Cash in Minority Neighboorhoods", "Gluten Found in Portland’s Water Supply" and "Nation Dying of Obesity Calls for Stricter Gun Control".

We can argue over whether those are funny (the Portland one is), but the joke is obvious. No one reads those as actual news stories, which is the New Republic's thesis based on an old story about Bloomberg.

But the New Republic marches on with the stupid by discussing legal penalties for comedy. (There should be criminal penalties for writing an article about comedy that's this unfunny.)

In the U.S., satirical writing—even if it makes reference to real people, and even if those references are defaming—is protected speech. But according to Harvard Law professor Bruce Hay, there are established standards for determining whether or not content is comedic and not criminally libelous—standards that can get tricky when your business is predicated on deceiving your readers. “The question a court would ask is whether the average reader would think the article was factual or satirical,” he says. While it’s unclear if somebody would win a libel suit against a purely fake news site—nobody has tried suing one yet—the risk is theoretically significant enough that these sites have decided not to chance it. As long as the disclaimer is there, they assume they’re protected.

What is even the point of this? Is it the New Republic's working theory that the sites are not comedy sites, but are unfunnily making fun of real people with fake news stories and should be liable for it?

Would this article even exist if Obama hadn't won in 2008? Like most entitled liberal whining, it probably wouldn't.

I don't understand how a human brain can be this broken. Even a computer should be able to process the existence of fake news sites better than whatever human simulation was hired by the New Republic to write this article.