Michelle Obama: Moms Can't Figure Out What to Feed Their Kids Unless Schools Do It For Them

Maybe Michelle should have considered the possibility that she should actually learn to cook.


It's just so confusing. Do you feed your kids bologna sandwiches or pieces of wet cardboard? Can you give them PlayDoh on a dead mackerel?

Modern grads of Ivy League colleges don't have the time to figure all this stuff out. That's why there are government bureaucrats who tell schools what to feed kids so they don't die of cardboard overdose.

And there's Michelle Obama who spends more time obsessed with what your kids eat than most major food conglomerates.

In an interview with MSN.com, First Lady Michelle Obama explained she used to struggle to feed her kids right—even though she received an education from Harvard and Princeton.

“Before coming to the White House, I struggled, as a working parent with a traveling, busy husband, to figure out how to feed my kids healthy, and I didn’t get it right,” she explained, sharing a story about her children’s doctor who pulled her aside to talk about her family diet.

Also she struggled with grammar because Harvard and Princeton failed her in two ways. But these days she has a huge staff to help her figure out how to feed her kids and get them jobs working for Steven Spielberg.

“I thought to myself, if a Princeton and Harvard-educated professional woman doesn’t know how to adequately feed her kids, then what are other parents going through who don’t have access to the information I have?” she recalled.

This is what is known as excess self-esteem.

Michelle Obama is assuming that since she has a degree from Harvard and can't figure out how to feed her kids, moms without degrees must be feeding their kids bits of dead rat on a stick.

Maybe Michelle should have considered the possibility that she should actually learn to cook, instead of a woman who couldn't figure out how to feed her kids trying to tamper with everyone's school lunches.

This is liberalism in a nutshell.

The First Lady recommended that schools make decisions for children because their parents struggle to feed their children well.

“It’s so important for our schools to make the hard calls for our kids, because parents are struggling enough at home,” she said.

If we assume that parents can't even figure out how to feed their kids because they're too busy at Harvard, we might as well just raise them in communes.

But I guess that's coming next.