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The EPA’s plans to make it even more expensive for Americans to drive a car were “shut down” by the government shutdown.
The EPA awarded certificates naming Jackson/Windsor a “scholar of ethical behavior.” under her secret alias.
“Fire trucks across the country are breaking down at record rates because of this filter system that EPA forces them to use,” the association said.
Lisa Jackson was actually the embodiment of a nature spirit, who, when she was forced to quit after a fake email scandal, became transformed into a waterfall, and is now flowing somewhere in Virginia.
New emails released show that Jackson used her fake “Richard Windsor” account to communicate with top liberal groups without them being aware of who she really was.
King Canute may have ordered the tide to halt and King Xerxes may have ordered his men to whip the waters of the Dardanelles, but only King Hussein would contemplate taxing the rain.
The EPA says there is nothing to worry about. “We said three weeks ago that we welcome any investigation,” an agency spokesperson told Politico, promising to cooperate with the investigation.